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Started by Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) in Chit-Chat

hooch,

i had a look on ‘manchester’s profile on here, he has only signed up on this forum yesterday and i found out he is already banned, i didnt know it can take only 3 posts to get u banned, trying to look for his posts but cant find them anywhere, may i ask, why is he banned?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 01:44

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Taz94 (Tessa) wrote:

I think because of spamming. I saw some of his posts, trying to sell telephones or something.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 07:35

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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

I think he was on here a while ago with a different name as well. I remember seeing loads of ad’s for mobile fones and computer equipment.

Well done to Hooch for removing these people so quickly!! :)

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 09:21

#3

Cuchulain wrote:

Good on ya , Hooch !

No one needs mobiles anymore and everyone knows I’m the local WoM resident for computer equipment !! ;)

Anyone for a new server maybe ? It’s quarter end and I have to think of my targets.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 09:48

#4

Teethgrinder (René Fennema) Administrator wrote:

He was a spammer indeed, and spammers are banned right away, no questions asked.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 09:51

#5

mrs h wrote:

Are you sure you’re not over-reacting Rene? When I was in Amsterdam I noticed that ‘Spam’ is called ‘Smak’ :D

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 09:55

#6

Dennis wrote:

Whilst we are on the subject, does anyone know anything about spam fritters?

We do the shopping for my wife’s nan and she has seen an advert for spam on TV where they mention spam fritters and I spent ages in Morrison’s the other day looking for spam fritters for her.

Do they actually make such a thing, or do you just have to buy spam and fritterise it?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:21

#7

mrs h wrote:

You have to buy spam and fry it in batter. It’s really not that difficult :rolleyes:

So why are you trying to kill her? First you crash through her bedroom ceiling and now you are trying to make her eat spam fritters? You’re a sick man.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:25

#8

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Why are you actively seeking spam fritters at all? Persuade your nan-in-law she doesn’t need them. Surely that’s best all round?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:25

#9

Dennis wrote:

mrs h wrote:

You have to buy spam and fry it in batter. It’s really not that difficult :rolleyes:

So why are you trying to kill her? First you crash through her bedroom ceiling and now you are trying to make her eat spam fritters? You’re a sick man.

Yes, I am sure she knows how to make fritters out of things that are not fritters, but she thought she saw some ready made ones on the telly, and asked me to get them for her.

I was trying to be nice, not trying to kill her.

Now, her daughter - i.e. my mother-in-law - now that is a matter of deliberate and premeditated attempts on her life, I must put my hand up to that one…

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:30

#10

mrs h wrote:

It’s not nice to feed spam to old people.

Trust me, I know :(

I thought you adored your mother-in-law? She certainly adores you as I recall! :p

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:41

#11

Dennis wrote:

Yeah, she loves me, bless her.

Mind you, most women over the age of about 40 are the same.

I must give off subliminal vibes along the lines of:

“I may be ugly as hell but at least I will do the washing up and make you a cup of tea”

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:47

#12

mrs h wrote:

Aww bless! White and one please :) xx

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 10:59

#13

Dennis wrote:

OK babe, just gonna dry these dishes off then I’ll stick the kettle on.

Do you want dippy egg and soldiers, whilst I am at it…?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 11:06

#14

Dennis wrote:

OK babe, just gonna dry these dishes off then I’ll stick the kettle on.

Do you want boiled egg and dippy soldiers, whilst I am at it…?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 11:07

#15

mrs h wrote:

*gets used to this very quickly*

Well only if you don’t mind feeding me, I’m a bit too tired to hold the spoon myself … :)

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 11:11

#16

Dennis wrote:

*isn’t as dumb as he looks*

OK no problems. One thing though, I think you have a gas leak, if you just hold your hands on the cold and hot water taps on your kitchen sink until I give you the nod to let go, I will just check the mains upstairs and rifle through your purse and life-savings, dear, OK?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 11:44

#17

mrs h wrote:

*isn’t as dumb as she looks*

*points rifle at Dennis*

You can’t fool me! :mad:

Now go and fix that leak before I shoot you. And I’m not stupid, I don’t keep my life savings upstairs, I spent them all at the Unbeatable Homebase January Sale.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 11:49

#18

buffalo-boy wrote:

Does anyone want to buy a phone?! :) Or a penis enlargement?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 12:26

#19

mrs h wrote:

Can you make fritters out of them?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 12:30

#20

Dennis wrote:

*surreptitiously dips gun in batter and makes a “penis enlargement fritter” out of it*

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 13:03

#21

mrs h wrote:

Are you going to eat that? Or are you planning to give it your wife’s nan?

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 15:46

#22

Dennis wrote:

No.

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 15:56

#23

mrs h wrote:

lol :D

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 16:04

#24

Dennis wrote:

*tries to stick penis enlargement fritter onto the end of his “thingy”*

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 16:17

#25

mrs h wrote:

:eek:

I thought it was a gun …

Posted on Tue, 27 March 2007 at 16:28

#26

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

When I was in Amsterdam I noticed that ‘Spam’ is called ‘Smak’ :D

have you been going in those coffee houses again?

Posted on Sat, 31 March 2007 at 20:12

#27

mrs h wrote:

It’s true! I bought a tin for my son :) And I bought the girls some chocolate things called ‘slag’.

How thoughtful am I? :)

Posted on Sun, 1 April 2007 at 20:25

#28

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:

you are the most thoughtful mother in the world, wish you were mine.

Posted on Sun, 1 April 2007 at 20:27

#29

mrs h wrote:

Well it’s not impossible … I had 12 more after my son, but I sold them all to raise money for charity. It’s a charity to help older people get cheap city breaks in Amsterdam :)

I’m off back in 2 weeks! :D

Posted on Sun, 1 April 2007 at 20:33

#30

Lola* wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Whilst we are on the subject, does anyone know anything about spam fritters?

We do the shopping for my wife’s nan and she has seen an advert for spam on TV where they mention spam fritters and I spent ages in Morrison’s the other day looking for spam fritters for her.

Do they actually make such a thing, or do you just have to buy spam and fritterise it?

to my terror i saw the 30 second ad the other day! why the fu*k would they sell them and why would anyone want to eat them!!

you asked for it!!

ps sorry if someone else has posted this!

Posted on Wed, 2 May 2007 at 10:51

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