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There’s always someone more f**ked up than you…i’d like to meet them

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Started by buffalo-boy in Chit-Chat

So far this year my band has split up in january, i spent loads of money on a laptop in Feb - then smashed my car up the next day and couldn’t afford to get to work, let alone buy a new one. FINALLY got a new motor yesterday after 6 weeks of misery and TODAY have found out that a third of our workforce is being made redundant in 30 days. Now, I don’t mean to sound like a pessimist but with my recent luck i’m not holding out much hope to staying.

Makes you wonder how much shit a human being can take before they crack. :(

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 09:39

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#1

mr self destruct wrote:

I guess my pointing out you’ve posted in the wrong section of the board won’t help matters? ;)

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 10:28

#2

Auto_Surgery (Mad Axe Man) wrote:

Find a new job now then:

http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/index.html

http://www.totaljobs.co.uk/

http://www.jobsite.co.uk/

Change your luck mate, before it changes you! Good luck!

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 10:32

#3

mrs h wrote:

buffalo-boy wrote:

Makes you wonder how much shit a human being can take before they crack. :(

You can join my club if you like :) I’m not going to re-hash it all on here, but it’s called the ‘hanging on by a f**king thread club’. You get to meet people who’ve lost all their limbs and stuff, which helps you feel better about your situation. It’s like speed-dating but quite a lot slower :)

*fills out Buffalo-Boy’s membership card and nicks his wallet*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 10:44

#4

buffalo-boy wrote:

Thankyou!

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:04

#5

Dennis wrote:

Cars…GGGGRRRRRR!

I sympathise with the grief over your car - been there, done that, not fun.

Still, onwards and upwards mate.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:11

#6

mrs h wrote:

shouldn’t that be ‘forwards’?

*arranges for Buffalo-Boy to be visited by a syphillitic leper with mental health problems*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:13

#7

Dennis wrote:

Yes but “forwards” seems to mean the same as “onwards” so I stuck an “upwards” at the end.

It doesn’t have to mean that he will literally be rising up in the air and taking off. Though if that floats his boat…oh wait, now that’s a really mixed metaphor…

*confused*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:17

#8

mrs h wrote:

You’re confusing him! :mad:

*ushers Dennis the syphillitic leper with mental health problems away from Buffalo-Boy’s thread*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:24

#9

Dennis wrote:

I thought syphillis was a sexually-transmitted disease..?

I don’t DO sex, I am married!

:D

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:28

#10

mrs h wrote:

Really? You can also catch syphillis by being intimate with camels :mad:

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:32

#11

Cuchulain wrote:

My local off licence had ran out of my favo beer yesterday.

Beat that for bad luck !!!

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:51

#12

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:

My local off license wont even serve me…

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 11:57

#13

Cuchulain wrote:

When you think you’ve had it all , buffalo-boy , check out this dude :

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-veteran4apr04,1,4786493.s … ;cset=true

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:07

#14

Dennis wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Really? You can also catch syphillis by being intimate with camels :mad:

What about if they just roll over and tell you they “have had a long day and the dinner didn’t cook itself, nor did the washing up magically appear clean on the draining board NOW WILL YOU JUST STOP PESTERING ME AND GO TO SLEEP?!”

?

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:15

#15

mrs h wrote:

LOL

Have you thought about doing the household tasks yourself and then suggesting an early night?

Camels appreciate that sort of thing. I think. Although I have never met a talking one.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:21

#16

mr self destruct wrote:

Dennis wrote:

What about if they just roll over and tell you they “have had a long day and the dinner didn’t cook itself, nor did the washing up magically appear clean on the draining board NOW WILL YOU JUST STOP PESTERING ME AND GO TO SLEEP?!”

?

Did you get the hump?

:rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:24

#17

Dennis wrote:

mrs h wrote:

LOL

Have you thought about doing the household tasks yourself and then suggesting an early night?

Camels appreciate that sort of thing. I think. Although I have never met a talking one.

Yeah, see, this is the daft thing - I DID the chores at home - this was just some cheap slapper of a camel I picked up in a bar and went home with…Even my one-night-stands get a headache!

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:25

#18

mrs h wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Did you get the hump?

:rolleyes:

:D

@ Dennis - Perhaps you should try a rabbit? They never lose interest - they are always up for it even if they cooked and washed up :)

weird true fact: If you don’t get a female rabbit spayed and it doesn’t have babies it will eventually go insane and then die because of its own rocketing oestrogen levels.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:40

#19

Dennis wrote:

*wishes he’d been born a rabbit.*

*A male one, that is.*

Actually I just made up this whole story to try and impress my friends on here. There was no one-night-stand, it was all just a street-cred-desperate sham. I actually went home and watched a DVD I picked up from Asda for £3.97 of Blondie on their 1999 comeback tour.

*sees how bored everyone is*

:(
You like me more when I lie, don’t you…?

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:42

#20

mrs h wrote:

So you don’t have syphillis?

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:43

#21

Dennis wrote:

Oh yeah, THAT bit was true.

*hopes his missus has believed the double-bluff about the “There was no camel last night honest”*

*spots lipstick mark on the shirt he wore last night…lipstick the exact shape of a camel’s mouth…*

:eek:

*scrubs furiously at shirt collar*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:46

#22

mr self destruct wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I actually went home and watched a DVD I picked up from Asda for £3.97 of Blondie on their 1999 comeback tour.

And had a sly one off the wrist over a slightly haggard Debbie Harry, I’ll wager?

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:46

#23

Dennis wrote:

No the cam…I mean “MY WIFE” was in bed next to me.

Though she did say “There’s nothing on telly if you want to put your DVD on, although I know you prefer watching them alone so you can have a sly (*does m*st*rb*tion gesture)…”!

HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!

EDIT: With reference to Ms Harry - Say what you like but I certainly still would…

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:49

#24

mr self destruct wrote:

I think you should have more respect for poor buffalo-boy, Dennis. He comes on here to pour his heart out and the thread ends with you talking about wanking over an aging pop star…after failing to have sex with a camel.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:54

#25

Dennis wrote:

:D

I was merely demonstrating a simple fact:

He may be having an unfortunate run of bad luck that makes him feel like he is close to breaking point, but whatever bad things in life he encounters he will never, ever, ever have to suffer the indignity of being ME :D

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 12:56

#26

buffalo-boy wrote:

You have cheered me up.

*Hears a knock at the door*

Ah, that’ll be the leper! Must dash! :)

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 13:41

#27

Superunknown wrote:

Dude, the same kind of things have happened to me in the last year. Only I’ve smashed TWO CARS (that’s right!), lost my iPod, lost my glasses and switched studies at the age of 23. I can tell you I feel really fucked up. And the worst thing is that all of the above is my own fault (although the two car crashes were bad luck really).

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 14:50

#28

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

:(
You like me more when I lie, don’t you…?

*hems and haws* To be honest it’s a pretty close run thing. :( *pities Dennis*

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 15:42

#29

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

Dude, the same kind of things have happened to me in the last year. Only I’ve smashed TWO CARS (that’s right!), lost my iPod, lost my glasses and switched studies at the age of 23. I can tell you I feel really fucked up. And the worst thing is that all of the above is my own fault (although the two car crashes were bad luck really).

Why did you switch studies?

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 15:43

#30

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:

my life is worse, no one understands me.

Posted on Thu, 5 April 2007 at 15:48

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