Wall of Mouths

I’ve got some of those flame thrower things you can have. I knitted them last Christmas to make our outdoor decorations look a bit more dramatic, but social services and neighbourhood watch both gave me an earful about it so they’ve been up in the loft acting as insulation. They’re not self adhesive but if you’ve got a staple gun they should go on just fine :)

I hear that if you dance around a walnut tree at midnight and then bury a frog wrapped in a bit of bacon right underneath where you eventually collapse it upgrades your brakes. I’ve not tried it myself …

I can’t drive, was terrible during my lessons (wanted to look out of the side windows instead, tee-hee).

But give vipergrafix.co.uk a go for your graphic needs, look at the stuff that says full sides next to it.

Hope it helps.

mrs h - I fear list of “not your best moments on WoM” appearing shortly from Mr Bomb. :(

I don’t think Siouxie Sioux actually managed to pull that one off (saves all the Budgie jokes for later).

* Notices that it’s actually vinegar wine, but doesn’t really want to burst mrs h’s bubble as she looks genuinely happy for once*

* as can’t smell or taste anything properly at the moment, takes glass & takes a nice big swig of the vinegar wine*

Thank you very much. :)

caffeinebomb wrote:

I currently drive a clapped out bag of bolts which I want to tart up a little in an ironic fashion.

It is a Rover 25 which is as powerful as a shrew’s fart and as boy-racer as tweed plus-fours. I want to put hot rod style flames over the bonnet and want to know if anyone knows where these things can be bought online. I want self adhesive ones ideally that I can fit myself, and I also want to know how to upgrade the brakes, as the stopping distance is comparable to your average oil tanker.

SO If anyone can help - please let me know.

I assume that you have gone through all the car magazines!?!?!

mrs h wrote:

That’s just a rumour :mad: I’m sure there is absolutely no evidence of it on the WoM … and it’s not me that wants to make my car look like a knobmobile :p

*puts on tinfoil hat and dances off into the sunset*

:)

It’s an ironic knobmobile

that makes all the difference - if I was doing it because I thought it was going to make me look cool that would be a different story.

mrs h wrote:

He wouldn’t dare - he knows of my many mighty powers :)

You heard what she did to Hooch

Her own daughter

there is no limit to the evil deeds that this woman will perpetrate.

lmfaotipm

:D

Iron-y brilliant

reincarnation of tommy cooper you are!

mrs h @ Iron-y & oximorons (or how ever you spell it) - complete halfwits(!!!) your english teacher must be so pleased with your progress!

Mr Bomb @ Any luck yet with the search? I know looking for the exact design can be a bit tricky. I’m in the same place for my next tattoo.

why don’t you just apply to be on pimp my ride?

oh i could/would never be on pimp my ride…i can’t even watch it!