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WoMmie Awards 2007

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Started by King Caffeinebomb I in Chit-Chat on Tue, 10 April 2007 at 09:56

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#121

Lola* wrote:

*****raptuous applause*****

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 16:57

#122

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Woohoo go mrs.h Yeah

*Leaves to get more booze*

*Trips over Chair*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 16:58

#123

mrs h wrote:

*wakes up*

*bows*

*grabs a couple of extra trophies*

*exits stage left*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 16:59

#124

mrs h wrote:

*comes back, having stashed awards back in the Gracious Me thread*

*trips over Pip*

*gets up and sits next to Ci? and Fungus Growth*

Anyone want an ice-cream?

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:03

#125

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

*Finally manages to stand up*

To the off-license

*Stumble’s out the door*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:05

#126

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

*Returns with wheelbarrow feel of booze*

Beer anyone?

*Cracks open can*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:15

#127

mrs h wrote:

Yes please :)

*cracks open 10 cans and downs them in a oner (:S) How do you spell oner woner? one-er?*

*falls over*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:21

#128

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

*Helps mrs.h to the nearest chair*

What time is this thing starting at?

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:27

#129

mrs h wrote:

uh shlink ish chumorrow …

*dozes off again*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:31

#130

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Six tomorrow then why am I here

*Remembers he has booze*

Ah now I know

*Cracks open other can*

:D

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 17:35

#131

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Title: WoMmie Awards 2007 - Official award ceremony

Welcome to the WoMmies 2007 in the rich and opulent surroundings of the Cellar of The Mug and Pumpkin here in Glamourous Leicester.

The Award for Campest WoMble goes to…

*drumroll*

Taunty Dan! - congratualtions for beating off Misanthropologist to win that - And I mean that quite literally.

The Award for Heathen Deity of the Year goes to…

*drumroll*

Deadsetgav! Nobody saw that coming now did they.

The Award for Drummer of The Year goes to…

*drumroll*

Mr Anna

The first I’m sure of many victories for the lobster family this evening.

The Award for Couple of the Year goes to…

*drumroll*

Taunty Dan and Misanthropologist

Congratulations boys, a warm creamy flagon of

ale is on its way to you

The Award for Asshole of The Year goes to…

caffeinebomb!

Well I’m so proud to have been voted the biggest asshole of the year - especially with such competent competition. Thanks to all that voted for me.

The Award for Fatty of the Year goes to…

Taunty Dan

Another win for that camp fat guy - what do you see in him Misanthropologist?

And the Award for Kid of the Year goes to…

Colin?

Despite his absence his supporters remained loyal, and he won with zero canvassing at all.

The Award for Man of the Year goes to…

Divers

Congratulations - well done to you.

AND FINALLY

The Award for Woman of the Year

The most anticipated award of the night goes to…

mrs h and Soul Doubt

They both recieved 35% of the vote each and were clear favourites.

Congratulations to all the winners - try harder to all the losers.

And until next year.

Enjoy the WoM

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:28

#132

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

*Claps by himself*

*Drinks another can*

*Falls asleep*

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:30

#133

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

You may have won asshole of the year, but you ran the award well & even handedly (except for the HEAVY canvassing you did for your triumph :D).

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:32

#134

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Thanks The Auo Surgeon, I’m sure that you are much fatter than Tuanty Dan and all the rest of the nominees, and I expect a surging triumph from you next year.

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:37

#135

Evilbeast (Plastic Bertrand) wrote:

The Award for Asshole’s poll seems not to be closed or Am I wrong?

Be carefull in that case JK can still find a way to vote for himself :rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:39

#136

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Unfortunately not, I’ve been given the “loos weight or your heart will not keep you going for much longer”. Think my doc was a little shocked at having to give “that” speach to a 30 yr old. :(

Who knows if I live long enough I might try for Asshole of the year 2008?!?!? :D

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 20:40

#137

King Caffeinebomb I wrote:

Evilbeast wrote:

The Award for Asshole’s poll seems not to be closed or Am I wrong?

Be carefull in that case JK can still find a way to vote for himself :rolleyes:

Yes, sadly I screwed up - I forgot that Graeme 55 had posted his “phony WoMmies” after me, so they close later - that said - who could be a bigger asshole than me?

Posted on Thu, 26 April 2007 at 21:51

#138

mrs h wrote:

Quote (author unknown):

The Award for Woman of the Year

The most anticipated award of the night goes to…

mrs h and Soul Doubt

They both recieved 35% of the vote each and were clear favourites.

:eek: share??? You want us to SHARE????? :mad:

*grudgingly reaches out to shake Soul Doubt’s head*

*shoots Caffeinebomb in the foot*

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 09:18

#139

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

*Wakes up with a terrible hangover*

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 10:25

#140

Lola* wrote:

oh pip, you lightweight fader, you must have missed the JaegerBombs…none of us have slept…

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 10:28

#141

Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:

Lightweight :mad: I’d have you know I drink a bottle of JD and half an assorted wheelborrow of beer

*Tries to stand up*

*Feels quesy*

*Sits down*

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 10:39

#142

Divers (Simon) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

The Award for Man of the Year goes to…

Divers

Congratulations - well done to you.

Ah cool, well thank you everyone:) I think if it’s okay, i want to give two of my votes to Rene and let him share it as he deserves it more than i do… unless there is a cash prize and then bollocks to him.:p

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 14:24

#143

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

What?! Dan won three awards, and I just won one? One?! :mad:
*hissy fit* and I’m FAR more camp than mr ‘I’ve seen a football match’, anyway.

*smashes glass, sweeps table clear with one arm*
*sees self on the huge tv screen*
:eek:
I mean, ‘well done, Dan, woo, couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, we love you, etc.’
*straightens tie, claps lamely*
*sits down* :o

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 14:51

#144

mrs h wrote:

I think technically you only won half an award, d :(

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 15:44

#145

Taunty Dan wrote:

So am i to assume that nobody saw the acceptance video i posted from sunnier climes? :rolleyes: what a waste of 42,000 euros THAT was. Essentialy “thanks”.

*Waits for the producers of I’m a Celebrity to call*

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 15:57

#146

mrs h wrote:

If it’s any consolation the producers of Fame Academy called :) They asked you to stop pestering them. So did Big Brother, and the people from the X Factor. And the people from Stars in Their Eyes threatened legal action if you didn’t stop sending tapes of yourself impersonating Madonna …

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 16:08

#147

Taunty Dan wrote:

it was the song wasn’t it?? D did say my version of “like a virgin” was an insult to the “unsexed”… Fair enough, i’ll have a crack at “true blue”.

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 16:18

#148

Lola* wrote:

mrs h you forgot about the dancing on ice people…they’re sick of the pictures he keeps sending of himself in tights and sparkly spandex!!

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 16:20

#149

mrs h wrote:

That’s right, I’d forgotten! And the Come Dancing people said he’d spelled it wrong and that he could be sued for libel. And Crufts aren’t best pleased with him either …

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 16:27

#150

Spaceball 1 wrote:

*comes running from in the distance*

*Pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant,..*

For the love of God someone help me! This rabid dog’s been following me since thursday! Christ, there it is again!

*runs away in the other direction*

Posted on Fri, 27 April 2007 at 16:44

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