WoMmie Awards 2007 - Woman of the Year on Wall of Mouths

You know perfectly well that you have a lovely kennel in GM. What it lacks in light and warmth it more than makes up for by being bijou and waterproof :)

Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 19:28

#67

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Only because of the quadruple layers of kevlar I put on it (the waterproofing that it - I ain’t taking the blame for the decor), before I had flamming hot pizza thrown into my lap
*bottom lip quivers at the memory*
And I still voted for you on this thread! :(
*goes back to looking for that banana*

Posted on Mon, 23 April 2007 at 19:34

#68

soul doubt (an) wrote:

mrs h wrote:
centinarijo, is that because you want Soul Doubt to win or because my ‘see how much I love the forest and the orang-utans was a bit over the top? :(

Or just because Soul Doubt is the biggest Cabron-fan :p
Thanks Jo!

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 07:01

#69

mrs h wrote:

lol

Well I have more cards up my sleeve woman! Just you wait and see … :mad:

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 12:25

#70

soul doubt (an) wrote:

:eek: Is this a threat!?
You’re scaring me :(

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 12:38

#71

mrs h wrote:

Mwahahahahaa!!!! The trophy will be mine …

I could always bribe you to stand down?

*offers Soul Doubt a big wad of cash*

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:03

#72

soul doubt (an) wrote:

For as little pocketmoney as that? :rolleyes:
I’m only susceptible to big Samsonite brief cases filled to the rim with 100$ notes :D

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:16

#73

mrs h wrote:

I see … Well I think that can be arranged :)

*sets off to the 100% Therapy forum to pickpocket the tourists*

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:24

#74

Spaceball 1 wrote:

*dons long brown trenchcoat, sunglasses and panama hat and tails mrs h covertly*

*whispers in hidden mic*:
“Alright boys, if she makes a move, jump her!”

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:35

#75

soul doubt (an) wrote:

mrs h wrote:
I see … Well I think that can be arranged :)

*sets off to the 100% Therapy forum to pickpocket the tourists*

Hold it there lady! Notes must be new and numbered in sequence…

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:46

#76

mrs h wrote:

*worries that I am being secretly tailed by Mr Hanky from South Park*

*nips into costume shop to get a disguise*

*comes out of costume shop disguised as a large flowering shrub*

That will fool them :cool:

*shuffles into the third thread down for a shot of dutch courage*

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:46

#77

mrs h wrote:

soul doubt wrote:
Hold it there lady! Notes must be new and numbered in sequence…

You are forgetting that if all else fails I still have a gun :mad: You should be willing to compromise.

And more to the point, how did you recognise me?

*shakes branches and drops blossom everywhere*

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:52

#78

Spaceball 1 wrote:

“That’s it boys! Jump her!

Madam H, you are under citizen’s arrest for bribery and the unlawful impersination of a small garden shrubbery. Take her away boys!”

(hint: now is the time for your “I would have succeeded if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” monologue in vein of the classic scooby doo villains…)

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 13:57

#79

mrs h wrote:

*Decides not to be so cliched*

*starts firing gun randomly about the thread*

You’ll never take me alive!!! :mad:

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:01

#80

Spaceball 1 wrote:

Damn, change tactics! She appears to be a Bond-villain after all!

*Dives in front of soul doubt to shield her with body*

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:02

#81

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Ouch! Be careful next time you try to protect me!

*wipes blood from nose*

But thanks anyway.

Spaceball 1?
Spaceball 1, … are you alright!?

*looks around panicstricken*

Where have you gone to now, lady! I’ll get you next time! :mad:

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:19

#82

Evilbeast (Plastic Bertrand) wrote:

*sends my good belgian budies quickly avoid-bullet (Good English? :D ) waistcoats ;) *

EDIT : Merde ,too late :(

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:21

#83

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Thanks Evilbeast… I’m sure I can still use one in the future, but I think it’s too late for Spaceball 1… :(

*looks at Spaceball 1, with tearing eyes*

Oh! He moved… did you see that!?
He’s alive!! :)

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:26

#84

Evilbeast (Plastic Bertrand) wrote:

oh great :)

*calls for an armoured tank ambulance,we’ll never know :rolleyes: *

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:29

#85

Spaceball 1 wrote:

*Cough,cough.* Soul Doubt,I’ve been shot. Theres a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood. Fortunately I was wearing my bullet proof vest as per bureau regulations when working undercover. I remember folding the vest up trying to chase down a wood tick. If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from the height of about nine feet, you might began to approximate the sensation.

*Cough*

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:30

#86

Evilbeast (Plastic Bertrand) wrote:

Oh so you’re getting well ?

*calls to cancel the tank and requests for a Cadillac instead to drive you both at home :D *

Posted on Tue, 24 April 2007 at 14:40