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May the Fourth be with you

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Started by caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) in Chit-Chat

A warm Jedi greeting to all WoMbles.

Feel free to abuse me for several pages now, until hooch deletes the thread.

thankyou.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:26

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#1

mrs h wrote:

That is the oldest joke in the known Universe :rolleyes:

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:37

#2

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

I know I should, but it was heartfelt and meaningful.

To be fair, there are many many things worse than this that I ought to be ashamed of myself for.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:40

#3

Simon (Simon) wrote:

What like this?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:42

#4

mrs h wrote:

Now i’m ashamed of both of you :(

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:44

#5

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

You bastard! you could have warned me :mad: .

You’ve no idea how embarrassing it is taking my laptop back to PC World again! to have the keyboard unstickied.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 19:45

#6

Simon (Simon) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Now i’m ashamed of both of you :(

Now be honest… were you ever proud?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:02

#7

mrs h wrote:

I was quite proud that day you managed to put your shoes on the right feet all by yourself :)

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:06

#8

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Oh how sweet! :p

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:07

#9

Simon (Simon) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

I was quite proud that day you managed to put your shoes on the right feet all by yourself :)

Those weren’t shoes… they were pasties:(
I stuck liquorice laces on the top to make them look like shoes.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:13

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

why didn’t you just put your shoes on? it would’ve been much easier. Unless…had caffeinebomb paid a visit?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:15

#11

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Hey Pal, that chicken and mushroom in the pasty doesn’t get that creamy on it’s own!

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:19

#12

Taunty Dan wrote:

jesus christ man, you really are out of control aren’t you??

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:20

#13

Simon (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

why didn’t you just put your shoes on? it would’ve been much easier.

I was stoned and bored… do I need anymore reason?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:20

#14

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Hey Pal, that chicken and mushroom in the pasty doesn’t get that creamy on it’s own!

No, that’s right: You use your magic Chef’s wand to prod the creaminess in, right?

Thta’s what Dan told me, anyway.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:20

#15

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

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I was stoned and bored… do I need anymore reason?

Fuck I wish I was this cool.

I’m not worthy - you truly are man of the year

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:22

#16

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

No, that’s right: You use your magic Chef’s wand to prod the creaminess in, right?

Thta’s what Dan told me, anyway.

funny, he told me the same thing about you as it happens…

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:22

#17

Taunty Dan wrote:

Sweetie don’t listen to him. The man can’t control himself.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:25

#18

Simon (Simon) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Fuck I wish I was this cool.

I’m not worthy - you truly are man of the year

You just wish you had thought of edible footware first don’t you!:p

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:26

#19

Taunty Dan wrote:

was there much thought to it, or did you just happen to have 2 size 10 pasties and a bag of licorice to hand?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:27

#20

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

I hate liquorice - evil stuff.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:29

#21

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

What more would he need?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:29

#22

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I hate liquorice - evil stuff.

This is true. Unlike those lies you’ve been spreading around about Dan spreading himself around.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:30

#23

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

I speak no lies Missy. Just half truths and exaggerations.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:33

#24

Simon (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

was there much thought to it, or did you just happen to have 2 size 10 pasties and a bag of licorice to hand?

Well… yes:o

But i did work out short crust was harder wearing… and a filo pastry pasty wont stand up to the actual putting on stage. Me and my mate merlin put them through rigorous testing… sort of :rolleyes:

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:34

#25

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

I speak no lies Missy. Just half truths and exaggerations.

Is that a lie? Or a half truth and exaggeration?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:35

#26

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

More of an exaggeration of a half truth to be (nearly) honest.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:35

#27

Taunty Dan wrote:

sounds…sinister. I’m assuming that the pasties would have to be crimped slighty to the left and slightly to the right to fit your feet correctly? And an extra layer of crust for the sole?

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:36

#28

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Dan, why are you taking notes?

Bomb… you lie! :mad:

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:37

#29

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

sounds…sinister. I’m assuming that the pasties would have to be crimped slighty to the left and slightly to the right to fit your feet correctly? And an extra layer of crust for the sole?

Yeah baby, I love it when you talk dirty.

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:37

#30

Taunty Dan wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

Dan, why are you taking notes?

Bomb… you lie! :mad:

i wasn’t taking them per se, just borrowing them…

Posted on Fri, 4 May 2007 at 20:38

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