Buy our new album “A Brief Crack Of Light” on CD or limited edition vinyl at Amazon.co.uk, or direct from Global Music

Spiderman 3

#

Started by caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) in Chit-Chat

Please god do not go to see this appalling film.

It feels as though it is about 6 weeks long, nothing happens, it’s unbelievably boring and it brings new levels of excellence to the “Utterly Worthless Drivel” genre.

Avoid like the plague.

In fact avoid like a plague ridden syphilitic crack whore with weeping sores in a jacuzzi full of page 3 girls in sluble bikinis.

Posted on Wed, 9 May 2007 at 22:23

You’re viewing replies 1–27 of 27 by 15 people

·

Page: First | Previous | Next | Last

#1

Squall wrote:

I hate Spiderman movies.

Batman Bagins and Superman Returns were great.

Posted on Wed, 9 May 2007 at 23:02

#2

Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

i wouldnt mind seeing the film seeing as i loved the 1st 2

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 00:07

#3

EclipseDeLarge wrote:

I thought the first one was allright, never seen the others.

I thought Batman Begins was pretty boring. It didn’t keep my attention.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 07:47

#4

buffalo-boy wrote:

I really liked Batman simply because it took the idea of the superhero and made it a bit more 3D.

In the case of Spiderman though, I can’t believe you wasted your money in the 1st place! The first one was avergae, the 2nd terrible - how could the 3rd be any good. At least with X-Men when the first one wasn’t amazing they ramped up everything for the 2nd and got a decent trilogy out of it.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 08:12

#5

Auto_Surgery (Andy) wrote:

Couldn’t agree more, the first two Spiderman films were crap. Haven’t even considered going to see the new one although I read the other day they’re planning another 3 more after this one!?!

I really enjoyed Batman begins, I thought it did a much better job than any of the other Batman films, other than this the X-Men films were only a handfull of “comic -> film” I’ve enjoyed.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 08:43

#6

mrs h wrote:

Squall wrote:

I hate Spiderman movies.

Batman Bagins and Superman Returns were great.

Batman Bagins? You’re thinking of Bilbo or Frodo, surely? :p

I didn’t post to be arsey though. I just love the idea of Batman Baggins! :D

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 08:51

#7

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

“…it’s no use, Robin, I just cannot get these tights over my huge feet…”

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 08:59

#8

mrs h wrote:

:D

“Stop treading on my cloak you idiot! And fetch my stepladder so I can get in the car”

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:03

#9

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

“…oh sh*t, I left that blummen’ ring in my trouser pocket…”

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:05

#10

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

lolol :D

I love Spiderman (subtext: Tobey Maguire is fit as fuck) and nothing will dissuade me from going to see it. The first one was crap, though.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:16

#11

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

I can’t see why anyone would want to see any of the Spiderman films anyway..

but, um, Kirsten Dunst is kinda cute…

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:18

#12

mrs h wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

(subtext: Tobey Maguire is fit as fuck) and nothing will dissuade me from going to see it.

So you’re just going to sit there drooling? No wonder you don’t want to take Daisy!! :p

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:18

#13

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Heheh, I think she’d get very soggy sandwiched between me and Matt ;)

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:34

#14

mrs h wrote:

Soggy sandwich? *drools*

Fair does. I want to take her to see that other thing anyway, so I’ll check it out next week :)

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:39

#15

Igor Belanov wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I can’t see why anyone would want to see any of the Spiderman films anyway..

but, um, Kirsten Dunst is kinda cute…

Yes, but stupid, she is currently dating that arse from Razorlight.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 09:46

#16

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Mate, anything that distracts that talentless gobshite from writing and recording songs is fine by me.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 10:04

#17

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

lmao :D :D

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 10:06

#18

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Igor Belanov wrote:

Yes, but stupid, she is currently dating that arse from Razorlight.

Just the arse? What happens if it sneezes?

Spidey 1 is good, Spidey 2 is more good, Spidey 3 is not too bad! I liked it! Most of it, anyway.

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 15:19

#19

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

See Spiderman 3 here, scroll down thread:

http://www.movieforumz.com/showthread.php?t=13340

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 15:41

#20

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Batman Bagins? You’re thinking of Bilbo or Frodo, surely? :p

I didn’t post to be arsey though. I just love the idea of Batman Baggins! :D

There was a great film poster online made up for Batman Biggins, starring Christopher Biggins. But I can’t find it anymore. :(

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 15:58

#21

mrs h wrote:

Dear God. What a horrendous thought! You can’t find it because there is a God and it’s decided to save me from the going mad with loathing :)

Posted on Thu, 10 May 2007 at 17:41

#22

Superunknown wrote:

Spidey 3 wasn’t as good as the first two entries, but it wasn’t as bad as it’s made out to be, either. And Bruce Campbell stole the show once again.

6/10 I’d say. A mindless popcorn flick.

Posted on Sat, 12 May 2007 at 13:45

#23

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Thank’s for the review, I’ll know not to waste my money now.

Posted on Sun, 13 May 2007 at 10:10

#24

Squall wrote:

You didnt before ? :p

Posted on Sun, 13 May 2007 at 10:45

#25

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

It was just the confirmation I was looking for, it got rid of the 0.000000000000000001 % of me wanting to go. :p

Posted on Sun, 13 May 2007 at 11:12

#26

andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

And Bruce Campbell stole the show once again.

I liked how he was in it longer this time. I was cracking up when he came on - the man makes them films in my opinion :)

“You know I’m french” :D

Posted on Sun, 13 May 2007 at 14:23

#27

gapu wrote:

i like the movies!

just thought the green goblin costume from the first movie looked quite like they robbed it from the power rangers set, but that’s it.

Posted on Mon, 14 May 2007 at 06:40

There are no more replies in this discussion. (Go to the homepage)

to post a reply. Sign in if you’re already a member.

You’re viewing replies 1–27 of 27 by 15 people

·

Page: First | Previous | Next | Last

Other discussions started by caffeinebomb

Title Replies Started Last post
Black Sabbath - Download 2012 in Other Bands & Artists 17 11 Nov 2011
by caffeinebomb		 19 Nov 2011
by TheSingularity101
Should I stay or should I go now… in Chit-Chat 11 15 Dec 2010
by caffeinebomb		 19 Dec 2010
by Citizen Erased
Great North Run in Chit-Chat 54 12 Mar 2009
by caffeinebomb		 30 Sep 2009
by caffeinebomb
Eureka Machines in Other Bands & Artists 4 4 Sep 2009
by caffeinebomb		 13 Sep 2009
by g
What are you eating? in Chit-Chat 80 19 Aug 2006
by caffeinebomb		 11 Mar 2009
by EclipseDeLarge

View all 37 discussions started by caffeinebomb.