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Started by badmother in Chit-Chat

can anyone help me please. im tryin to get to shetland to see a friend does anyone know the quickest route from northern ireland ,can i go by boat and do they allow you to carry knives :D:D:D

Posted on Mon, 14 May 2007 at 19:44

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mrs h wrote:

Well I had a look on Google Earth for you and I can safely say that if you don’t own a small plane the quickest way would be to swim.

In answer to your second question I have always understood that it it is compulsory for the scots to carry knives :)

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:19

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Dennis wrote:

Quickest way is via one of their famous ponies, though a whip may be more useful than a knife*.

(*unless you are hoping to introduce the Shetlands to the French concept of the “Boucherie Chevaline”)

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:24

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mrs h wrote:

Does that mean horse pie?

*drools*

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:29

#4

Dennis wrote:

Horse pie and a whole plethora of horse-meat products.

The horse is a very versatile creature - pulling ploughs, canal boats, feeding the workers and glueing new soles onto their worn boots.

Admittedly you have to live in the last century to really get the benefit of this amazing animal/machine, but still…

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:45

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mrs h wrote:

I think if horsemeat is going to be introduced to Scotland it should be in a tartan tin, with a picture of a cute little horse with a tartan bow in its mane. Then inside the tin you could put the meat products, but with a hoof in the middle to add a bit of style :)

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:52

#6

Dennis wrote:

:eek:

OMG it is PERFECT!

Mrs h, you have really outdone yourself this time!

*Immediately goes to the bank to talk about business development loans*

*passes field with a couple of horses in on the way and wonders if “surely they won’t miss the odd one or two…”*

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 08:55

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mrs h wrote:

You do the business side, and I’ll design some WoM tartan and a logo. Then we’ll send Badmother to be the sales rep, and Ci? can be in charge of the breeding programme. Dan, d and Divers can do some advertisements and Tinne can be in charge of that. All the other WoMbles will have to work in the horse processing plant, and Igor and Mr Bomb can be supervisors.

Crack on folks! We’re going to be rich!! :D

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 09:08

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marja (sinner) wrote:

according to some german imbecil (sp?) coach I’m not that good under stress and I don’t accept critisism. Do you still think I could work for you*

*Mind, only if the dental plan is good

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 09:16

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Cuchulain wrote:

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(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 09:18

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mrs h wrote:

You’re exactly what we want! We don’t want people criticising us, we want people who can sell raw meat to the scots. That should be a piece of p1ss anyway - it’s all they eat!

Anyway you’re doing the advertising. You’ll have to do some storyboards for the 3 d’s.

And we should take this conversation back to Gracious Me so as not to p1ss hooch off :S

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 09:19

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Cuchulain wrote:

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If it had a fork stuck in its rump, then that picture would be perfect.

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 10:50

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mrs h wrote:

Cuchulain wrote:

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I didn’t even see that horse and i just spent ages trying to draw one! :mad:

Thanks though :D

*goes back to GM to work on packaging*

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 11:28

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badmother wrote:

this was a joke for mr 30 sec max because i fancey goin to shetland to carve him a new arsehole hense the knives and cut mcr on both his buttcheeks :D:D;)

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 18:17

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30 secs max wrote:

:D

Posted on Tue, 15 May 2007 at 19:30

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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

:o Go to Google maps

type in From London ( uk ) to Washington ( USA )

One of the steps is swim the atlantic :o

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 15:28

#16

mrs h wrote:

Squall, did you just guess what the first post said? :p

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 16:00

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Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

No :o. Check out what I said. Its funny.

Posted on Wed, 16 May 2007 at 17:20

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