#1
fatboy wrote:
Some pretty cool stuff.
Check the myspace page too.
Posted on Sat, 16 June 2007 at 15:34
#2
chiaroscuro wrote:
Posted on Sat, 16 June 2007 at 18:40
#3
mrs h wrote:
They’re great! I paint too - but I can’t paint anything that actually resembles anything, I just think myself lucky if I like what’s happened when I decide to stop and let it dry :rolleyes:
But get rid of the squirrel please - it’s clearly evil and I don’t like it’s scary nose and lips. It doesn’t look like a squirrel, it looks like what a squirrel would look like if it sold it’s soul to the devil :p
Posted on Sat, 16 June 2007 at 18:59
#4
Viirkokka (Jordan) wrote:
Wow you have a great portfolio!
Plus you have a cool sense of humour :cool:
:D
“I’m 38. And I’m scared of robots..” haha!
Posted on Sat, 16 June 2007 at 20:40
#5
chiaroscuro wrote:
Quote (author unknown):
But get rid of the squirrel please - it’s clearly evil and I don’t like it’s scary nose and lips. It doesn’t look like a squirrel, it looks like what a squirrel [i]would look like if it sold it’s soul to the devil :p
haha that’s the coolest comment I ever got!!
Viirkoka thanks for the compliment !
Posted on Sat, 16 June 2007 at 21:36
#6
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Top Stuff there mate.
I think my favourites are:
the one with the dog/wolf shadow/spirits going to the moonlight covered house, the one with the little girl on the far right and birds flying left to get away from her & (as mrs h put it) the soul selling squirrel.
Keep up the good work.
Posted on Sun, 17 June 2007 at 07:39
#7
mrs h wrote:
chiaroscuro wrote:
haha that’s the coolest comment I ever got!!
Thanks, I think! :)
@AS - Don’t start LIKING the bloody thing! That’s probably how it works it’s evil. Next thing you know you will be gathering nuts and praying to it every full moon …
Posted on Sun, 17 June 2007 at 11:24
#8
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
No, the only nuts I get anywhere near nowadays are the ones I work with & those that I meet on WoM :D
But as for praying to the full moon, there’s nothing wrong with that!
Posted on Sun, 17 June 2007 at 14:49
#9
mrs h wrote:
No. But praying to a squirrel is weird by anyone’s standards.
Posted on Sun, 17 June 2007 at 18:35
#10
chiaroscuro wrote:
haha good point !!!
thanks for the feedback !
Posted on Mon, 18 June 2007 at 00:05
#11
Nitro wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 June 2007 at 21:53
#12
Nitro wrote:
Posted on Mon, 18 June 2007 at 21:57
#13
30 secs max wrote:
is that a grey squirrel or a red one? in scotland the grey ones are trapped and killed to protect our native reds. so if thats a grey i think mrs h has got a point.
;)
also the girl second from bottom is foxy :)
Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 10:52
#14
mrs h wrote:
That’s horrible. In England maybe we should trap and kill the scots to protect our native squirrels :mad:
That picture is of a squirrel neither grey nor red. It is a squirrel born of the forces of darkness and none must speak it’s name …
*lights candle and puts on garlic necklace*
I can’t get on that myspace page :( I’ve tried twice and it just crashes my computer.
Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 11:23
#15
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h, 30 secs max does have a point - plus if you roast them over a nice open fire, the fur burns off quite quickly & leaves the meat a bit like toughen rabbit, slightly chewy, when cooked properly.
I dare to speak the dark squirrels name - Gerald!! :D
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 08:11
#16
30 secs max wrote:
mrs h - the red squirrel used to be found all over the british isles until the introduction of the grey. the greys carry a disease which is harmless to themselves, but is deadly to the reds. this is why they are trapped and eaten. the reds last remaining stronghold is the scottish highlands.
AS - although they are tasty cooked on a spit roast, we prefer to eat them raw.
;)
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 12:05
#17
30 secs max wrote:
AS - GERALD?!?! how dare you!! thats one of my middle names. :mad:
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 12:22
#18
Viirkokka (Jordan) wrote:
@30 secs max:
A disease kills them?
I thought the grey squirrels were just vicious and kill the red ones?
I remember a grey squirrel breaking into our house at Center Parks and threatening me.
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 12:38
#19
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
30 secs max wrote:
AS - GERALD?!?! how dare you!! thats one of my middle names. :mad:
LMAO :D
So your full name is 30 Nancy Gerald Lucifer Beelzebub secs max - fair play mate :p
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 12:42
#20
chiaroscuro wrote:
Viirkokka wrote:
@30 secs max:
A disease kills them?
I thought the grey squirrels were just vicious and kill the red ones?
I remember a grey squirrel breaking into our house at Center Parks and threatening me.
hahaha :D
he also did that thing with the his knife and his Brassknuckle did he ? i met him in Bobbejaanland once… he stole my wallet en asked me if i’d like to buy it back .. the bastard.
He wears an eyepatch these days …
so when you spot him … tell him I’m looking for him
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 17:38
#21
mrs h wrote:
30 secs max wrote:
mrs h - the red squirrel used to be found all over the british isles until the introduction of the grey. the greys carry a disease which is harmless to themselves, but is deadly to the reds. this is why they are trapped and eaten. the reds last remaining stronghold is the scottish highlands.
AS - although they are tasty cooked on a spit roast, we prefer to eat them raw.
;)
So you openly confess to eating not only sheeps bladders and deep fried mars bars and pizza but animals with deadly diseases? I should move away if I were you, I imagine you have nearly maxed out your life expectancy! :p
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 18:37
#22
30 secs max wrote:
i take your point mrs h although i have recently given up smoking. :) i have also stopped binge drinking ( because it turns me into an asshole ) this should extend my life expectancy here for another 3 years or so. as far as im concerned eating a diseased squirrel is neither here nor there.
:p
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 18:59
#23
mrs h wrote:
Now why doesn’t that surprise me? :p
congratulations on the stoppy smoking thing. I’ve failed enough times to know what it’s like!
Posted on Sat, 23 June 2007 at 19:47
#24
30 secs max wrote:
mrs h - thanks :)
AS - its MR nancy gerald lucifer beelzebub secs max to you.
:p
Posted on Sun, 24 June 2007 at 20:31
#25
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well as your little title says “in drag” surely it should be MRS 30 Nancy Gerald Lucifer Beelzebub Sec Max!?!?!? :D
Good on you for stopping smoking, only if it’s something you choose to do for yourself & not forced into. But I don’t & can’t want to stop drinking. Plus it’s only the years at the end your saving anyway.
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:06
#26
mrs h wrote:
Those years get increasingly important as time goes by …
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:15
#27
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Only if there are regrets involved.
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:22
#28
mrs h wrote:
Or a terrifying fear of certain and imminent death.
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:25
#29
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Why fear death? It’s the one certainty when you are born.
Fearing a type of death is understandable.
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:27
#30
mrs h wrote:
Cheeky whippersnapper!! It’s easy to sit around thinking it’s ages away when you’re young, die young stay pretty, death’s the only certainty etc etc, but I’m already thinking “fuck - have I got less years left than I’ve already had, and if so are they going to go as quickly as those ones did?, and am I going to be retiring at 99 because it’s the only way to solve the pensions crisis?”
And I’m probably not as old as you think I am - but life seems to be whizzing by like a japanese train at the moment and I’m not best chuffed about it, if you’ll pardon the pun.
*clips AS round the ear for being poetic and cliched instead of living in the real world where people drop dead before they’ve even had a chance to start living*
*gets off soap box*
Posted on Tue, 26 June 2007 at 18:36
