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whats the best/funniest/most random football chant youve heard.

i was at an aberdeen v kilmarnock game last season when a group of lads in front of me started singing “ginger hair is unacceptable” at the red headed substitute who was warming up on the touchline. i think its the only time ive heard the word unacceptable in a footy song! :D

Posted on Fri, 5 October 2007 at 20:35

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Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

Brian Kerr is illegitimate
He aint got no birth certificate

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 00:10

#2

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

The guys sitting next to us are fuckin twats

Me and some mates trying to cause conflict at a wales under 21s game a while ago

:D

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 01:18

#3

deadsetgav wrote:

“You’re just a bunch of Dingles!”

anyone who is playing Burnley

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 08:12

#4

(FIN) King Alcohol (Sami) wrote:

“If you all hate Palace, clap your hands” =D

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 08:25

#5

Dusty (Chris Davies) wrote:

“Gary Neville shags his brother and his mother , Gary Neville shags his brother and his father , all the neville’s shag eachother. Inbread Bastards”

Gotta love it.

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 11:59

#6

opal_mantra (Holly) wrote:

peter reids got a teletubbies heed

hehe
chanted at newcastle vs sunderland matches when the said mr.reid was manager

have you ever seen a mackem in milan
hehehe

you put your left leg in your left leg
out
in out in out
you shake it all about
you do the ameobi
and you turn around
and thats what its all about
oi
shooolaaaaaa ameobi
shooolaaaaaa ameobi
shooolaaaaaa amoebi
long legs short knees ra ra

hehe always a crowd pleaser that one

loads more mainly against sunderland..
(stating the obvious..i’m a geordie..:P)

lets all laugh at millwall..
cause we kicked the crap out of them when we went down there years ago..and the police force just stood and watched..

hehehe
(not that i’m condoning violence mind..;P)

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 12:27

#7

CS (Colin S) wrote:

At some Irish League games

“Ginger hair’s a disability”.

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 21:44

#8

Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

” This refereee isnt that good at his job…he’s clearly not watching whats going on. Meanwhile, the players are diving like olympic atheletes from a high diving board..There is no sportsmanship in football. Give me snooker anyday. The beautiful game indeed..They players get paid FAR too much for basically kicking a ball around a field for an hour and a half…I could do that , and wheres my millions and supermodel girlfriend ? ”

Not very catchy i admit, but its a start.

Posted on Sat, 6 October 2007 at 22:09

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opal_mantra (Holly) wrote:

lmao

now thats a sporting chant!!
hehehe

i’d pay to hear 50,000 + football fans chant that!!
granted not very much..but I’d pay

Posted on Sun, 7 October 2007 at 08:50

#10

30 secs max wrote:

“theres only 2 andy gorams” after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

a little cruel.

Posted on Sun, 7 October 2007 at 11:04

#11

Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:

Cruel ? Football fans have no idea what ” tact ” means. England lose a fucking GAME. They go on topless hate crime spree.

Posted on Sun, 7 October 2007 at 12:18

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babylonrass wrote:

Sung at Rotherham for the away goalkeeper -
Keeper, Keeper where’s yer wife
Keeper where’s yer wife
she’s here she’s there she’s every f—kin where
she’s a slaaaaaaag
she’s a slaaaaaaag

Don’t know why it came in but its stuck for a few years now.

we also sing deedah deedah (like a police car) to anyone from Sheffield! This is due to them speaking alittle like this ” nah den dee arr dah doing” which means “now then you, how are you doing”

YORKSHIRES THERAPY? ARMY!!!

Posted on Sun, 7 October 2007 at 12:28

#13

Dennis wrote:

There is a huge fat guy at Leicester City who strips to the waist and bangs a big bass drum to get the home crowd going.

The Wolves fans had much amusment at the size fo him. First off they had a go at the home fans cos the ground was half empty, singing “This ground is too big for you”, then they moved on to Mr Drummer Boy singing “This ground is too SMALL for you!”

They also sang to him “have you ever seen your dick?”…:D

A coupld of lads tried to start a chant of “you’ll be dead within a week” too, which was a bit sick.

Funny as fuck, though.

I also like the evergreen anthem “My garden shed is bigger than this, my garden shed is bigger than this…”

Wolves have a song for their player Jody Craddock, which he must take as a backhanded compliment, as it includes the lines “He used to be shite, but now he’s alright…”!

Posted on Mon, 8 October 2007 at 08:50

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opal_mantra (Holly) wrote:

theres a guy who goes to newcastle matches who everyone calls ‘beefy’..
hes as round as a house and has NUFC tattoed right across his broon beer belly..
always has his shirt off..rain, sun, snow..doesn’t matter..
i’ve yet to hear anyone mock him..simply because he’s as tall as he is wide..
lol

anyways..
football still gets put to the back burner..compared to the true beautiful game..rugby!!
best chant i ever heard..lol
aussie bar in newcastle..
we were watching the world cup when it was being hosted in australia..
they’d been out playing us for a while at the end of the match..the aussies in the bar had been goading us for a while…johnny wilkinson scored the infamous kick..
we all started chanting..’we get 3 dollars to the pound..’
petty..yes..stupid..yes..irrelevant..totally..still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen..
lmao
their faces..
hehehehe
(oh the memories)

Posted on Mon, 8 October 2007 at 11:47

#15

Cuchulain wrote:

” You dirty northern bastards ” - Plymouth fans to their Southampton counterparts last time they played them
” Fat Eddie Murphy , you’re just a fat Eddie Murphy ” - sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

Posted on Mon, 8 October 2007 at 11:58

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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

They’ll be jumpin oot the windaes when we win…
They’ll be jumpin oot the windaes when we win…
They’ll be jumpin oot the windaes, jumpin oot the windaes
jumpin oot the windaes when we win.

And i hope it’s multi storeys when they jump
And i hope it’s multi storeys when they jump
And i hope it’s multi storeys, hope it’s multi storeys
hope it’s multi storeys when they jump

And i hope it’s spikey railings when they land
And i hope it’s spikey railings when they land
And i hope it’s spikey railings, hope it’s spikey railings,
hope it’s spikey railings when they land!!

:D

Posted on Mon, 8 October 2007 at 12:23

#17

Turkish wrote:

Some good video chants taken with mobile phones on footychants.com

Posted on Thu, 11 October 2007 at 21:47

#18

HurricaneHolgi (Holgi) wrote:

“A lifetime long the same underpanties on” That one made me laugh :-)

Posted on Thu, 18 October 2007 at 00:33

#19

Paddy wrote:

Wolves fans to West Ham a few years ago “you can shove ya Alfie Moon up yer Arse!”

Posted on Fri, 19 October 2007 at 13:27

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