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My New Religion

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Started by Muskeg (T.M. O.M) in Chit-Chat

Clarksonians.

Our Statement of faith :

1.We believe and Worship JC
2.We believe and Worship the Holy Stig
3.We Believe Hammond died and rose again.
4.We worship every sunday between 8 and 9.

:p

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 14:49

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#1

mrs h wrote:

Weirdo. Jeremy Clarkson is an arsehole.

*suddenly everything makes sense*

:p

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 15:13

#2

mr self destruct wrote:

What’s he done to offend you, mrs h?

*directs mrs h to answer 25* http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/wallofmouths/discussions/pos … ost-208353

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 15:44

#3

mrs h wrote:

That was when I had only read a bit of one of his books, which were, admittedly, quite funny. On further investigation it transpired that he was a greedy selfish fuckwit.

Also I am a woman, and therefore entitled to change my mind about anything, and at any time, without explanation :)

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 16:23

#4

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

And Therefore not to be taken seriously ;)

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 17:13

#5

fatboy wrote:

Clarkson is an arsehole.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 20:52

#6

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

No he isn’t. hes repsonsible for THE BEST SHOW ON TV.

Johnathon Ross is an Arsehole.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 21:04

#7

CS (Colin S) wrote:

Clarkson’s a prat, but I’m a fan of Top Gear.
I like Jonathan Woss too.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 21:13

#8

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

I dont understand why all the hate for clarkson. To me hes just being tongue in cheek.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 21:51

#9

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

But the world would be a better place if his tongue were removed from betwixt said cheeks. Preferably with pliers.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 22:02

#10

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

:rolleyes: There are bigger twats in the world than clarkson.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 22:04

#11

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Yes. Yes there are.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 23:06

#12

mrs h wrote:

But not on telly.

Posted on Sun, 11 November 2007 at 23:33

#13

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

You aint watched Big Brother recently ? :P Or Ponderland ?

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 00:06

#14

mrs h wrote:

Apart from the last couple of episodes of the first series I’ve never watched Big Brother, and I’ve never heard of Ponderland, so you have me at a disadvantage. Are they as shit as Top Gear? :p

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 02:03

#15

deadsetgav wrote:

What is Ponderland? is it a fly on the wall documentary following Glen Ponder?

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 12:35

#16

deadsetgav wrote:

btw… Did you know Glen Ponder is an anagram of ‘Porn Legend’?

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 12:35

#17

mr self destruct wrote:

Aha!

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 15:10

#18

deadsetgav wrote:

Well spotted!

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 15:39

#19

deadsetgav wrote:

You anal dirge prat!

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 15:39

#20

mr self destruct wrote:

Now that’s just offensive!

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 16:11

#21

Dennis wrote:

Oh cheer up you bunch of miserable sods, Clarkson is taking the piss, and he does it very well!

Top Gear is, and I speak as someone with less than even a passing interest in cars, fucking quality TV.

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 16:44

#22

mrs h wrote:

So in real life he uses public transport? :)

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 17:51

#23

Dennis wrote:

Erm, if it helps me to win the argument then “yes”.

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 18:07

#24

mrs h wrote:

And he doesn’t hate women drivers? :)

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 18:10

#25

Dennis wrote:

No, he thinks they are a quaint bunch of little ladies and he’d go along to one of their Tupperware parties any time.

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 18:13

#26

mrs h wrote:

And when he talks all that bollocks he doesn’t mean any of it? :)

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 18:14

#27

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Do you?

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 19:56

#28

mrs h wrote:

That depends. Are you going to start a new religion in order to worship me? If so, I will consider it.

However, my bollocks talking is legendary and it would be a shame to disillusion my huge fan base just for the sake of one devotee in a rather cheap nylon robe. Visit a stylist, then we will talk terms :)

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 20:00

#29

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Visit a hygienist, and then maybe we will talk half terms, but no more.

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 20:02

#30

mrs h wrote:

If by half terms you mean holidays every 6 weeks then you have a deal. But you will have to do all your praying and stuff during my waking hours, which are between 11am and 1pm weekdays only.

Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 20:08

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