#31
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
You Old folks are losers you cant work computers
sorry couldnt resist it
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 17:28
#32
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
That’s a rubbish pun. Where’s the coffee? Wheres the starbucks?
Shite. :D
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 17:44
#33
Ronald wrote:
TotallyCoffeeMan
I drink everything but you,
Sometimes I even drink you too…
(it takes) 30 seconds(to make an instant coffee)…there is a coffee at the end of the tunnel
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 18:58
#34
Ronald wrote:
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 19:00
#35
Ronald wrote:
Our love(ly coffee) must die… I thought of other drinks when I poored coffee down my throat
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 19:07
#36
angela (angela) wrote:
Live like a fucker,
you die like a coffeesucker
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 19:25
#37
Taunty Dan wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
:D
erm…i’ve never been to a starbucks so i’ve no chance. They sell coffee, yes? Erm…:(
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 19:35 in reply to an earlier post
#38
mr self destruct wrote:
angela wrote:
Live like a fucker,
you die like a coffeesucker
What’s a coffeesucker and how do they die?
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 20:11 in reply to an earlier post
#39
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
Because they can only suck the coffee, they have no way to cool it down before drinking it, therefore, they die of being scalded on the insides by hot coffee.
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 20:49
#40
Fordonian wrote:
Whilst I Pursue My Caffeine Fix Unharmed
Sam - Maybe it should’ve been coffeefucker and while they probably wouldn’t die from it, they may need to visit A+E if it was fresh and very hot.
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 20:49
#41
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
It’s ‘Live like a fucker, die like a mocha fucker.’
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 20:51
#42
Charlie wrote:
^ ^ ^ ^ :D
Coffee, Youre Filling Me :eek:
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 01:19
#43
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Sugar’s On The Side.
Chorus:
‘There’s something in my cup, it’s not sweet when I’m in line.’
‘He said “the sugar’s on the side”’ (x3)
‘But I’ve got the feeling I’ve been cheated.’
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 16:02
#44
Charlie wrote:
My girlfriend says that i need sleep
My Boyfriend says i’d better drink coffee
I’m gonna drink coffee, go to bed and then get up !
I’m gonna drink coffee, go the bed and then get up !
And you cant help my insomnia
But you can hide THE COFFEE
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 23:12
#45
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 12:19
#46
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
@ Squall: should be Spoons. :D
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 14:25
#47
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 01:48
#48
vagabond wrote:
caffeine psychosis
born in a cup
black coffee, purple sky
theme from … starbucks
anyway … erm…
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 14:19
#49
Charlie wrote:
This place speaks to him, it’s got its own language
Cold coffee through the gill cracked plaster
Looks at him with eyes in paint blisters
Squeezes coffee through cheap Filter papers.
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 23:55
#50
Charlie wrote:
…Oh come on that was gold !
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 13:24
#51
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 13:32
#52
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Brilliant D, absolutely brilliant :D
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 13:45
#53
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 14:41
#54
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Just a couple more :-D
Coffee Jar Jail
Watch You Kenco
No Deep Sleep
I Am The Mocca
Drinkin’ With Manson
Bad Mocca
Diluted Son
Heart Bean Hits
Spewing God-forsaken coffee
Fat Free Camp
Mama, You Can Call The Ambulance Now That I’m Choking on a Starbucks Croissant
Bloody Blue Tongue from a Starbucks Slushy
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 17:50
