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Shittest song in the world!

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Started by Gav in Other Bands & Artists

I’ve been listening to my mp3 player at work today… for one reason or another I put Motley Crues Generation Swine on (its not as bad as people make out)… what it does have is the Tommy Lee classic ‘Brandon’ stuck on the end.

This is quite possibly the worst possible song ever written (by man, woman, child or animal).

Can anyone think of a worse / equally turgid song - Its gonna have to be good to beat this utter piece of furry, burnt shit!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:03

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Kind of serves you right, listening to Motley Crue!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:04

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Gav wrote:

haha - the other thing - try and keep it to music that you actually own/have - if we go down the chart music / x-factor route it will go on and on.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:05

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Gav wrote:

Do you cover that one Dennis? ;)

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:06

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silverginger5 wrote:

Ugly Kid Joe - Sandwich
Sample lyric “She was a good witch, she was a bad witch, but all she ever wanted was a motherfucking sandwich” Absolutely fucking terrible

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:28

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

the last single marilyn manson put out.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 15:41

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

SYMM by the Manics deserves to be singled out of my personal collection and paraded in front of its peers to be named and shamed. And stood against a wall with a bag over its head as it waits to be shot dead.

So, not a song I’m a big fan of…!

There are a few songs on Morrissey’s Kill Uncle that almost have my iPod running screaming from the room whenever I try to upload that particular album…

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:02

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Oh oh oh and My World off Use Your Illusion II

How utterly utterly fucking shit can one idea be before someone, anyone in the studio says “Um, Axl…you DO know that’s WANK, don’t you…?”

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:04

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Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

Symm by the Manics

i like that song!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:17 in reply to an earlier post

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

?!

but…why…?

It’s a song about not writing a song! Whasthapoint?!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:20

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Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

i think its a good way to end an album, its quite haunting

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:24

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Haunting? That’s the sound of their talent floating away in the wash of the Severn with Richey’s lifeless body…

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:43

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Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

i disagree

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:48

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

fair enough ;)

Can I have The Everlasting instead then…?

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:49

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Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

no i like that too, its better than SYMM

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:51

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

LOL

Erm…I have the best of Wham! and a Spice Girls CD single. SURELY I can get THOSE into this thread…?!

Mind, it IS Viva Forever, one of their best tunes…

*hangs head in shame*

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:55

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RoyBatty (Steve) wrote:

Billy Idol’s cover of “Heroin.” Wtf was that all about?

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 16:56

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

The wildhearts cover of “heroine” wtf was that all about

I can guess based on the fact they removed the E from the songs title.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 17:17

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glen wrote:

these 2 songs do my tits in

daniel pewter “bad day”
james morrison “wonderful world but i cant stand it right now”
oh and any RnB song that was ever made

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 20:16

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silverginger5 wrote:

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

The wildhearts cover of “heroine” wtf was that all about

I can guess based on the fact they removed the E from the songs title.

The wildhearts - heroin is a fantastic song!!! As is the whole endless nameless album

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 20:35 in reply to an earlier post

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

I like endless nameless but their take on heroine is god damn awful, nothing on the dogs original.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 20:38

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Gav wrote:

Never heard the Dogs version - so I can happily say I like the WH version

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 21:22

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caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

The wildhearts cover of “heroine” wtf was that all about

I can guess based on the fact they removed the E from the songs title.

no, no , no, no, no. Gimme - you’re bang freaking wrong on that - Heroin is one of the highlights from that album. I’d give my right nut to get them to re-record the whole album without all the noise and distortion.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 21:27 in reply to an earlier post

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

you do know it was originally a Dogs D’amour song? which sounds miles better.

I love the album apart from that, the live version of urge on live begins at 40 is one of my favourite songs ever.

and Junkenstien is a fantastic way to start an album.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 21:31

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Gav wrote:

Its harsh to put it as the shittest song in the world category…

Have you heard Brandon?

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 21:41

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g (My Shade Will Comfort you) wrote:

Yeah that is a bit harsh, I’d like to change my induction to Funeral For A friend and the song? all of them

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 21:44

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Lola wrote:

All of the Free All Angels album by Ash, and if i had to pick a song i hate more than the rest it would be ‘walking barefoot’ (it makes me shudder)…why i bought this album i will never know..heap of crap. FACT!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 22:37

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caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Yeah of course I know that Heroin is a cover - I haven’t heard the Dogs original, but I love the WH version.

Shittest song in the world?

Kandy Pop by Bis.

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 22:56

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caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTiWGghDdg

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 22:58

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RoyBatty (Steve) wrote:

“Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” and “Two Princes” by The Spin Doctors. Just heard a two-fer on the radio. God. Fucking. Hate. Them. Arrggh, hacky-sack, knit cap wearing hippy wannabe fucktards!

Posted on Thu, 26 February 2009 at 23:00

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Cuchulain wrote:

Besides the obvious back catalogue of Robbie Williams , I’d settle for Chesney Hawkes’ The One and Only.

Posted on Fri, 27 February 2009 at 09:08

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