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Started by stockholmcalling (stockholmcalling)

I had studied all day. My ass hurt from my kitchen chair wich seemed to keep me prisoned to learn more about diffrent rail systems. I became kind of apathic, starring at the snow flakes falling outside my window. I thought: “Will I ever be a train driver? It´s too much to learn.” I felt sad and lonely in my suburb apartment. What to do when you feel everything´s falling apart?

I forced my self up and went in to my bath room and poured myself a nice warm bubble bath. I lit lot´s of candles and made the room cousy. Then I got my little self naked, forced my long hair into a hair-ribbon. Sank my cold body into the bath tub.

And then my stereo started playing Therapy´s “Trublegum”. You can still hear the line: “Masterbation saved my life…” in my stair well and in the back ground the sound of me throwing beer cans in inte ceiling. HA,HA,HA,HA!

Posted on Fri, 5 March 2010 at 16:44

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Gav wrote:

Were you sitting on the kitchen chair pretending to drive a train?

Posted on Fri, 5 March 2010 at 19:23

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msd wrote:

Interesting first post!

Posted on Fri, 5 March 2010 at 21:11

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Ronald wrote:

Welcome to Station Therapy?!

Posted on Sat, 13 March 2010 at 16:55

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Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Choo chooooooooooo!

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 14:49

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LunacyBooth wrote:

Bit of a long winded way to say you got in the bath and cracked one off!

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 15:25

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

And if doing that counts as a home spa, then I know what I’m getting myself for Xmas this year.

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 17:11

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Gav wrote:

Home spa:
http://www.hometips.com/catimages/012802_swm_home_spa.jpg

Crafty bath wank:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/tornadogwf/3%20JUNE%2007/drinking-in-bathtub.jpg

Bit of a difference maybe…

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 17:55

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

Damn. Another year, another shit present to myself. Especially as I’m likely to have that second image in my head now as well :(

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 20:02

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Gav wrote:

Still, 2 cans of bud and all the m&m’s you can eat - it can’t be all bad!

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 22:57

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

That’s true. Just avoid the slimier one, eh?

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 22:58

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Epitome (Dave) wrote:

*ones

How to ruin a joke, lesson1.

Posted on Wed, 17 March 2010 at 22:59

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