Wall of Mouths

1. I’m writing this in Malawi
2. If wikipedia is to be believed, I’m more or less the same height as Shane Williams, Jet Li and Winston Churchill
3. I was 10 years old when I had my first hangover
4. I’ve never broken a bone in my body either. I have, however, been accused of previously having my nose broken despite never having done so.
5. Excluding air travel, the highest I’ve been is 4,098 metres
6. Excluding mines and the like, the lowest I’ve been is 38m below sea level
7. At not far off 38, I have absolutely no idea what to do with my life
8. The three most thrilling things I’ve done are dog sledding, white water rafting and drift diving. Parachuting was really quite a disappointment.
9. The last three magazines I bought were Wired, Runners’ World and BBC Good Food
10. I strongly believe that Hooch and chr1s should join the facebook generation.

hoochalobster wrote:

Not sure I can think of ten things, but wanted to huzzah at finding someone else not on facebook. There should be a website for people like us to hang out ;)

Count me in so.

Not on facebook , msn or this twitter machine everyone is on about. Also user of a very old mobile phone that just calls and texts and nothing else.
When I tell people they look as if there’s something wrong with me.

Damn thought one 10 facts…
1.) not on facebook anymore, got sick of their privacy issues.
2.) I hate all forms of drugs
3.) I used to hate dance music in the 90’s brutally, now i love it :s
4.) I’m so addicted by drums that i even tap my feet in my sleep !!
5.) I love to spent my time on youtube making fun of major ‘conspiracy’ theory’s, and end of the world.
6.) I’ve Been down so long i don’t know wich way up is.
7.) I’m not really social, alltho i can be, i prefer to be left alone, and i even quit bands.
8.) I Have a cd/dvd collector problem, i can never have enough cd’s or dvd’s …
9.) i never open my curtains, they are closed 24/7
10.) I only had one Physical fight in my life, i beat up a priest.

@Fiona, so you think i have need for help from men in white coats hahahaha
Look up brachypelma vagans that’s my spider :p

I’m not scared of spiders as such, but I dont think I could ever hold a big one or keep one as a pet!!
@ Fiona - your number 5 is the same reason I’ve only ever drank buckfast once when I was about 16. Even the smell of it now reminds me of how shit I felt. Evil evil drink.

1. I’ve got a beard because I can’t be bothered to shave that often.
2. I’m quite good at helping out other people…
3. …But really bad at doing it quickly!
4. Never that happy with anything I cook, no matter how good it is (except marmalade, nearly always happy with that).
5. Love coffee but caffeine is like doing amphetamines for me, so I have to drink decaffe :-(
6. Really bad at throwing things away, even when I haven’t used them for 5 years+.
7. Want more tattoo work done but as I bled most of the ink out of the first one and had to have it gone over 3 times I just can’t be bothered.
8. Prefer instrumental music to vocals.
9. Since I stopped doing drugs (including coffee) I can’t play computer games for more than 5 minutes without getting bored.
10. Got dark hair and my beard is ginger (wtf is with that?).

Prefer insturmental music to vocals, that you don’t hear much.. nice !

11. People spent risking their privacy on facebook and by that even becomming more slave by society.

I went to a bar that served gin in a teacup today #FTW

Ten random things:

1. At 31 years of age, I say ‘issit’, ‘chillax’ and ‘shizzle’ often and with no sense of irony.
2. My best friend described me the other day as “the Lady Gaga of admin”. I am going to put this on my CV.
3. I’m going to be an aunt for the first time in about 6 weeks :D
4. My top three bands are Therapy?, Firewater, Calexico. There, I said it and I’ll never take it back.
5. When I was about 11, Bryan Adams was my favourite musician and I swore to my dad I would never ever ever in a million years love any other music as much as I loved Bryan. He laughed. I was cross.
6. My daughter taught me that the best way to flip a ‘your mum’ slate is to retort with ‘your bum’. Works every time.
7. I have quit three university courses, I suspect getting a degree is not going to happen.
8. I often say my favourite song is Sister by Therapy? but really it’s Poison by Alice Cooper.
9. I was refused entry to a casino last week.
10. I’m in love.

1. I have about 30 jackets in my wardrobe.
2. My favourite drink is Pinot Noir from Marlborough County , New Zealand.
3. I was once the private chauffeur for Sarah Bettens ( of K’s Choice fame ) for a week and she’s the nicest person on the planet.
4. Despite working in IT sales for 10 years , I have absolutely no clue what the servers that I sell can do or how they work.
5. I’m the chairman of the sports & social club in my company ( 400 members )
6. I really dislike Robbie Williams and his entourage , not just because of his ‘music’ , it’s a personal thing.
7. I love South Africa.
8. Between my parents , brothers and all my uncles and aunties all are happily married for ages and no one has ever divorced ( knock wood ).
9. I’m a bit of a wannabe football hooligan.
10. I let my girlfriend handle my financial affairs as I have an enormous hole in my hands and would just buy everything I like. ( see number 1 )

1. I am on Facebook, but I still don’t really comprehend what Twitter is or how it works.
2. I almost never answer my phone. Yes, even if it’s you calling.
3. I write screenplays no one will read, much less buy, and lyrics no one writes music for.
4. I love vodka. No, you don’t understand. I really love it.
5. I evidently like writing sentences beginning with “I.”
6. When making a mix CD, I’ll sprinkle 4 or 5 T? tracks throughout and claim they are all by different bands.
7. If it’s overcast or rainy, I am a much more focused and active football player.
8. To be honest, I could probably do my 8 hour job in about 5 hours.
9. You will have to pry my iPod out of my cold, dead hands.
10. I would rather walk almost anywhere than drive.

1. I’ve also never broken a bone in my body, strange there’s a few of us on here
2. I drive a ship for a living
3. I got married at 29 and am getting divorced at 30 (long story!)
4. I never download music as i’m addicted to buying cd’s and have to have them in alphabetical order
5. Although I have no problem downloading films
6. My favourite drink is a White Russian and could literally drink them all the time
7. I never lie just choose not to answer if I dont want to
8. I’ve never been in a fight in my life and cant stand people who get violent or aggresive when drunk, i’m not weak i’m just smart.
9. When parking on the roadside I have to go back and forth a good few times for no real reason even if I parked fine first time.
10. I bought the Nickelback album ‘Silver Side Up’ after hearing ‘How You Remind Me’, this was a low point for me. I still have it as I cant bear to throw away cd’s and I literally can’t give it away.

1. I once saw the Chuckle Brothers running for a train at Doncaster station. They are shorter than you think.
2. I seem to have a knack for remembering useless music trivia.
3. I won the baby of the year competition in our local paper when I was 1 yr old.
4. Despite spending about 12.5 hrs a week in my car commuting, I know absolutely nothing about how cars work, I couldn’t even change a tyre.
5. I met my wife on this board.
6. I own 5 x bass guitars, 5 x electric guitars and 1 acoustic, and I’m not all that good either and hardly play these days.
7. I have nearly 90,000 achievement points on Xbox live. I don’t play as much as I used to
8. I don’t really understand how to make any use of twitter.
9. I rarely have more than 6hrs sleep a night and I think it makes me grumpy.
10. I can spend hours researching a new purchase before deciding on the make and model. its almost compulsive.

Snap for your number 10!!

@ Gav - Your no 4 is a shocker!! I think that changing a tyre should be part of the driving test!!

Cool AC/DC memory :)

I think the best gig experience I had was seeing Pearl Jam in the old Cathouse in Glasgow (capacity around 500or so) on 23/2/92 (The day before Ten was released over here)

Incidentally, it was a flyer I picked up at that gig advertising a T? Gig that got me round to listening to Therapy? Check the obvious spelling mistake!! :)

http://www.fivehorizons.com/tour/mem/flier_cathouse92.jpg

is the mistake the double t in scotish ?