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Death Race 2012

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Started by Dermot

Death Race 8 - 2012 Edition

Rules:

1) Pick TWENTY celebrities who you think are going to pop their clogs in 2012.

2) The only restrictions are that they have to be real people, 18+, and can’t be on death row / scheduled for execution.

3) The score you get for a death depends on the celebrity’s AGE as follows:

18-29 years: 12 points
30-49 years: 10 points
50-59 years: 9 points
60-69 years: 8 points
70-79 years: 7 points
80-89 years: 6 points
90-99 years: 5 points
100-109 years: 4 points
110+ years: 3 points

4) BONUS points are awarded as follows:

Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.
Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.
Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).
Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day (date of death is that of the region where they died).
Joker: Nominate one of your celebs as joker - if your joker dies you get double points for that person.

5) They must be famous enough to get a major news website obituary or to have a wikipedia entry that isn’t a stub

6) In the event of a tie, the following criteria is used in this order:

a) The most correctly-chosen deceased celebs.
b) The youngest average age of hits.
c) The first to score points that year.

7) The deadline is 28th Jan (but we won’t be too strict with that)

8) Remember to check that your entrants aren’t already dead

9) Committing murder is cheating

10) Good luck! :-)

HALL OF FAME:

2005: Deadsetgav
2006: Ci?
2007: sp
2008: The Autosurgeon
2009: Caffinebomb
2010: Jobrok
2011: Lola

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 08:24

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#1

Dermot wrote:

I’ve updated the Hall Of Fame here as I’ve been told Lola and Ci? are in fact the same person!

I think one or two other usernames might have changed as well… “sp” is now “msd” I believe. I miss Sam from these threads… he was always good value for death race dedication!

I’ve also included the points totals for the years we’ve had the current format :-)

2005: Deadsetgav
2006: Ci? (Lola)
2007: sp
2008: The Autosurgeon
2009: Caffinebomb
2010: Jobrok (with 22 points)
2011: Lola (with 38 points)

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 09:27

#2

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

What’s the closing date Dermot? I’ve got my list made up, (I was bored at work 1 day just before Christmas) but it’s in my desk at work and I’m off till the 10th.

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 09:37

#3

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Scratch that, just seen its on the rules. 29th Jan is ages. :)

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 09:38

#4

Gav wrote:

1 Ronnie Biggs
2 Fidel Castro
3 Ariel Sharon
4 Patrick Moore
5 Christopher Lee
6 Vera Lynn
7 Maggie Thatcher
8 Kirk Douglas
9 Jake Lamotta
10. Paul Gascoigne
11. Ian Brady
12. Maradonna
13. George Michael ** (Joker)
14. Bill Tarmey (Jack Duckworth)
15. Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Merahi
16. Zsa Zsa Gabor
17. Nelson Mandela
18. Clive Dunn
19. Betty White
20. Robert Mugabe

Pretty much the same list as last year, I had a couple with a very near miss, Zsa Zsa lost a leg, George Michael came bloody close in Dec.

I’ve got 4 new entries, a boxer, a dictator, a killer and an entertainer!!

I’ve dropped Assange too as he seems a little safer than he was this time last year.

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 09:54

#5

mfgeorge wrote:

first year i’ve done this, but i’m sick and on the computer and bored, so here is goes:

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kirk Douglas
George HW Bush
Nelson Mandela
Pope Benedict XVI
Stephen Hawking
Fidel Castro
Bob Barker
Dick Clark
Hugh Hefner
Muhammad Ali
Leonard Nimoy
P.D. James
Roger Ebert
Sean Connery
Jean Chrétien (Former CDN Prime Minister)
Duane Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunger)
Axl Rose
Greg Dulli (popped into my head so I’m going with it)
Steve-O (Joker)

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 15:33

#6

fatboy wrote:

Can’t think of anyone who hasn’t been mentioned, so I’ll sleep on it.

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 22:11

#7

Dermot wrote:

Here’s my effort… got rid of about half of last year’s:

1) James Molyneaux
2) Doris Lessing
3) Murray Walker
4) David Coleman
5) Michael Douglas
6) Jean-Luc Godard
7) Ian Paisley Sr
8) Jeanne Moreau
9) Don King
10) Ian Brady
11) Ariel Sharon
12) Jack Charlton
13) Prince Philip
14) Fidel Castro
15) Margaret Thatcher - JOKER
16) Jimmy Carter
17) Pope Benedict XVI
18) Nadine Gordimer
19) Billy Bingham
20) Bob Holness

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 22:44

#8

Thefanthattriedtostrangleitslf wrote:

Go forth, my legion of the damned!

1) Eddy Wally (Belgian ‘singer’)
2) Fidel Castro
3) Stephen Pearcy (he’s still kickin’… but he looks baaaad)
4) The Pope
5) Keith Richards - Joker
6) Barack Obama
7) Nelson Mandela
8) Jiroemon Kimura
9) Jan Goossenaerts
10) Besse Cooper
11) George Martin
12) Lemmy Kilmister
13) George Michael
14) Hassan al-Roueini
15) Nuri al-Maliki
16) Elizabeth II
17) Ian McKellen
18) Jacques Chirac
19) Henry Kissinger
20) Sepp Blatter

Posted on Mon, 2 January 2012 at 23:19

#9

man-fish (Sean McLastname) wrote:

1) Wesley Snipes
2) Paris Hilton
3) Joan Rivers
4) David Hasselhoff
5) Kim Il-Sung
6) Lindsey Lohan
7) Zsa Zsa Gabor
8) Aretha Franklin
9) Vladimir Putin
10) Dmitry Medvedev
11) Jean-Claude Van Damme
12) Chuck Berry
13) Dick van Dyke
14) Prince Philip (Joker)
15) Phil Spector
16) Paul McCartney
17) Yoko Ono
18) Ringo Starr
19) Jake LaMotta
20) Larry King

Posted on Tue, 3 January 2012 at 18:57

#10

man-fish (Sean McLastname) wrote:

Oops. Make that Kim Jong-un rather than Kim Il-Sung, seeing as he’s been dead for ages.

Posted on Tue, 3 January 2012 at 22:32

#11

caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:

Well I had a pretty poor year last year. Let’s see if I can’t do better this time round.

1) Kirk Douglas
2) Margaret Thatcher
3) Zsa Zsa Gabor
4) Chuck Berry
5) Abdelbaset Ali al Megrahi
6) PD James
7) Fidel Castro
8) Prince Phillip
9) Etta James
10) Dennis Healey
11) Hosni Mubarak * Wildcard*
12) Sir Peter Tapsell (MP for Horncastle and Louth)
13) Peter Sallis
14) Dame Vera Lynn
15) Lady GaGa
16) Russel Brand
17) Robert Mugabe
18) Joanie Laurer (Chyna from WWE - history of mental health problems/suicide attempts and now a full time “porn star/stripper/escort”)
19) Abdullah the Butcher
20) Bobby Heenan

Let’s see how that pans out!

Posted on Wed, 4 January 2012 at 11:52

#12

Squall wrote:

1.) Charlie Watts - Rolling Stones Drummer
2.) Fidel Castro
3.) Axl Rose
4.) Shane McGowan
5.) Pete Doherty
6.) William Shatner
7.) Gary Busey
8.) Jimmy Carr
9.) Martin Scorsese
10.) Bear Grylls
11.) Joan Rivers
12.) BB KIng
13.) Patrick Moore
14.) Peter O Toole
15.) Christopher Lloyd
16.) Prince Philip
17.) The Queen
18.) Taylor Hawkins *Joker*
19.) Bill Gates
20.) Bono

Posted on Thu, 5 January 2012 at 00:08

#13

Dermot wrote:

Come on people… that’s 7 entries so far… we have to beat the 19 we had last year!!

Posted on Fri, 6 January 2012 at 09:32

#14

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Damn this extended Christmas holiday. Just missed out on the girst points of the year, cos Bob Holness is (well, won’t be now) on my list!! :-(

Posted on Fri, 6 January 2012 at 13:43

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Gav wrote:

Posted on Fri, 6 January 2012 at 14:32

#16

Dermot wrote:

Exactly… you snooze, you lose! ;-) My first points in years!

1st Dermot - 9 (Bob Holness *UNIQUE*)
2nd Everyone Else - 0

Posted on Fri, 6 January 2012 at 17:20

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realityfuck (Jar lath) wrote:

1. Ian Paisley
2. Kevin Smith
3. Lemmy
4. Patrick Moore
5. Kirk Douglas
6. Zsa Zsa Gabor
7. Mickey Rooney
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Kelly Pavlik
10. Chuck Berry
11. Glen Campbell
12. Etta James
13. Pete Doherty
14. Edward Furlong
15. Scott Weiland
16. Fidel Castro
17. Whitney Houston
18. Aretha Franklin
19. Bam Margera - Joker
20. Nelson Mandela

Posted on Sat, 7 January 2012 at 13:18

#18

Theng wrote:

1. Etta James (*JOKER*)
2. James Murphy
3. Queen Fabiola
4. Hosni Mubarak
5. Fidel
6. Asif Ali Zardari
7. Maradonna
8. Boris Jeltsin
9. Ariel Sharon
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
11. Lou Reed (karma is gonna get him I tell ya)
12. Stevie Nicks
13. Saif al Islam Gadaffi
14. Johnny Hallyday
15. BB king
16. Keith Richards
17. Sean Connery
18. Elton John
19. Kanye West
20. Lemmy

Here’s mine, hoping do do better than last year I included a few who have already one foot in the grave but as long as I don’t personally pull the plug it is not cheating right?

Posted on Sun, 8 January 2012 at 15:17

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chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

Here we go. Mostly last years list with a couple of edits

1. Frank Kelly
2. Stuart Hall
3. Kirk Douglas
4. Patrick Moore
5. Margaret Thatcher
6. Ronnie Biggs
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Fidel Castro
9. Eric Sykes
10. Vera Lynn
11. Abdelbaset li Mohamed Al Megrahi (Joker)
12. Zsa Zsa Gabor
13. Peter O’Toole
14. Nigel Lawson
15. Mickey Rooney
16. Max Bygraves
17. Doris Day
18. Ernest Borgnine
19. Prince Philip
20. Tommy Gemmell

Hopefully do better than last year… Can’t do much worse anyway :)

Posted on Tue, 10 January 2012 at 11:30

#20

Dermot wrote:

Come on peeps… there’s half as many entrants as last year!

Don’t tell me that Death Race is dead itself?? :-(

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2012 at 09:54

#21

chr1s (I can't remember my own name) wrote:

It’s been really quiet on here overall lately. Maybe with the new album coming, more people will start appearing online and join in before the deadline.

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2012 at 10:29

#22

Dermot wrote:

Hope so Chr1s! :-)

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2012 at 10:45

#23

Gav wrote:

you dont think everyone has discovered their conscience do you?

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2012 at 12:07

#24

Dermot wrote:

That’s what I fear Gav!!

Posted on Fri, 13 January 2012 at 12:27

#25

crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:

ill have mine with you soon DERM

Posted on Tue, 17 January 2012 at 16:09

#26

MisterHoppy wrote:

Tax return :-( when that’s out of the way I’ll put in pretty much the same list as last year, minus the dead that is.

Posted on Tue, 17 January 2012 at 17:12

#27

Dermot wrote:

Phew! Thanks for the reassurance guys ;-)

Posted on Tue, 17 January 2012 at 19:19

#28

crazy horse (crazy horse) wrote:

DERM/GAV whats a concience?????

Posted on Wed, 18 January 2012 at 09:34

#29

Gav wrote:

a spelling mistake?

Posted on Wed, 18 January 2012 at 12:32

#30

Dermot wrote:

Boom *tsch*! :-D

Posted on Wed, 18 January 2012 at 12:47

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