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Started by hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator in Chit-Chat

Mmm…this probably doesn’t deserve a whole thread but I would just like to say how mcuh I enjoy the rare occASIONs on which |I am drunk. They are far and few betrween so I shall make the most of it. It;d FRIDAY! YEY! *snore*

Posted on Sat, 19 October 2002 at 00:03

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#1

nice guys wrote:

It was Friday the day you wrote that, right?

St.

Posted on Sun, 20 October 2002 at 07:53

#2

White Psycho wrote:

I don’t drink but I had a great time last night at a mate’s party!

Posted on Sun, 20 October 2002 at 19:55

#3

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

It was Friday night - I think after midnight so not technically but still…

I have had a very drunken weekend - my sister and some mates have come to stay. We’ve run out of beer now so we’re sitting drinking tea and nursing our hangovers. Ouch.

Posted on Sun, 20 October 2002 at 20:31

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Alan wrote:

At the weekend, I won the lottery but then I lost it all at the dog-track :-(

Well not really, I actually scored with the best looking girl in town. :-)

Okay, that’s not true either, but I did talk to her. She was very friendly, which is a good sign for next weekend. Right girls?

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 10:29

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Blonde Blade wrote:

Ah-ha ha. Well, if ‘scoring with’ is practically the same as ‘talking to’, then i guess i scored on Friday with the best looking bloke i know! :D That makes me feel a whole lot better!

So what does it mean if a guy lends you his Lobo comics??

PS. I’m putting in a vote for going out but staying sober, because it means you can give fit people a lift home at the end of the night… :D

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 10:37

#6

Alan wrote:

Hmmm, I dunno about the sharing of comics - I’m not sure that that represents!! :-)

The only thing I like sharing with women is my… well, you know…… my love of music. Though I was gonna say something else?

Actually, it was a chance meeting. She burned my friend by accident with her cigarette in the pub, turned around to apologise, and I was in there like a shot!! :-)

Oh yeah, still got it … I’m a smoothie, me!

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 11:01

#7

Blonde Blade wrote:

Ah, the old ‘setting-fire-to-your-friend’ trick. I’m glad to know it still works… :D

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 14:29

#8

Alan wrote:

Yeah, she tried to drop the fag down my pants after that - hoping to offer some moist relief (!), no doubt.

I recoiled on horror though, I’m not that much of a masochist!

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 14:36

#9

Blonde Blade wrote:

Wow, sounds like you’ve found a cool girl there! Mind you, i met my husband when i spilt a pint of cider in his lap, so maybe it’s not as stupid an idea as it sounds…

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 14:37

#10

Alan wrote:

A little joke, cos I feel like telling one!

Paddy: I was walking along the train tracks yesterday and found this woman tied to the tracks!

John: What did you do?

Paddy: I untied her, of course. Then we went back to my place and made love in all kinds of positions - her on top, me on top, on the table, in the shower, and so on…

John: Wow, what did she look like? Was she pretty?

Paddy: I dunno, I never found her head…

Boom, boom. Paddy kinda reminds me of me, actually…

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 14:44

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Ronald wrote:

Ok, i can share a story about this subject: Some months ago I was talking to a girl in a pub,I wanted to go and talk to here from the first moment i swa her, but when it comes to girls the 6 foot 5 man becomes 3foot10…anyway, when I finally wentup to her I was already drunk( which was probably where I got my courage from)…it wasn’t that bad, I remembered everything about here the other day…excepr for one little detail: HER NAME…so embarrassing…so, the week after I saw her on her pushbike, and I went afetr her, unfortunately this was late at night in a weekend, so you probably know the state I was in…and I don’t think she was very impressed with me…I still see her sometimes, and we always have eyecontact, bu I think i blew it…why is courage always on the bottom of a bottle?

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 14:45

#12

Blonde Blade wrote:

That’s a bad bad bad joke!! Actually, i have a plastic severed arm on my desk at the moment (i LOVE Halloween!)

I have absolutely no shame at the best of times, so i usually don’t need to drink to embarrass myself. I’m actually trying to pluck up the courage to ask out this guy i know, but i think he’ll say no so i haven’t bothered yet! Maybe i’ll get wasted on Saturday and just throw myself at him… anyone here reckon that would work?

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 15:18

#13

White Psycho wrote:

thats a bad one

Teacher: Spell clitoris
Student: I don’t know sir, but its on the tip of my tongue!

Posted on Mon, 21 October 2002 at 16:55

#14

Blonde Blade wrote:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted on Tue, 22 October 2002 at 10:40

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Alan wrote:

Blonde Blade wrote:

I have absolutely no shame at the best of times, so i usually don’t need to drink to embarrass myself. I’m actually trying to pluck up the courage to ask out this guy i know, but i think he’ll say no so i haven’t bothered yet! Maybe i’ll get wasted on Saturday and just throw myself at him… anyone here reckon that would work?

If I’m sure someone fancies me, I’ll try something on (usually when in a drinking situation, but not drunk) and if they respond it’s great cos you’re pretty sober. But if they say no, it’s okay cos it’s in a drinking environment and not likely to be thought about too much.

And if I haven’t a clue if they’re interested or not, I’ll get smashed and try something on. If I have to resort to this method, usually the girl’s not interested. You generally have a feeling though, that they’ll say no. So that’s why I get smashed; to save any embarassment (and you can just shrug it off the next day, saying “who cares? I was drunk!)

That’s my twisted way of dealing with things when the evil trouser-snake wants his wicked way! :-)

Posted on Tue, 22 October 2002 at 17:06

#16

infernalover wrote:

alcol is one of the reason i live for

Posted on Thu, 24 October 2002 at 15:18

#17

Blonde Blade wrote:

Okay, i’m convinced. On saturday i will get hugely wasted and try a few things on, just to see what happens! (If i’m not around next week, you’ll know i’m hiding down a hole somewhere…)

Actually, i’d like to get some male opinions here - if a girl you knew threw herself at you while heavily under the influence, even if you didn’t particularly fancy her, what would you do? Just wondering here!

Posted on Thu, 24 October 2002 at 16:01

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Alan wrote:

Hard to tell. Depends on the girl. Sometimes I’d go for it, sometimes I wouldn’t.

Two weekends ago, the younger sister (19? what am I thinking?) of a friend of mine came on to me and shamelessly (!), I went for it.

If I knew her well, I probably wouldn’t have done it cos I didn’t/don’t fancy her much. But I’ve only ever talked to her once or twice so I thought; “why the hell not?”

Besides, her brother’s on holidays at the moment so he doesn’t know :-)

Posted on Thu, 24 October 2002 at 16:12

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Citizen Erased wrote:

A very drunk and rather attractive young lady (well, 26) threw herself at me a few months ago (I was driving so was on the cokes all night), whilst my girlfriend was on holiday without me. Took a bit of willpower, but managed to politely reject her advances, so if you’re going to throw yourself at someone when pissed, go for someone else who’s drinking (and single)…

Next time I saw her, my girlfriend was there which was most amusing - young lady seemed to go out of her way to compliment me and at the same time wind my girlfriend up.

Posted on Thu, 24 October 2002 at 16:41

#20

Blonde Blade wrote:

Hmm. Well, this guy i like is single, but only just - he broke up with his longterm girlfriend about six weeks ago and i get the distinct impression she’s not over him yet. Plus he’s only 20, although i always assumed he was older than that. Maybe it’s not such a great idea after all… but hey, when did that ever stop me? :D

Anyway, i’ll let you know what (if anything!) happens… everyone cross your fingers and toes for me!

Posted on Fri, 25 October 2002 at 15:10

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timfrichards (Deleted) wrote:

Title: In Praise of Being Drunk

…especially on a Friday.

Getting drunk and going crazy to loud music is one of my greatest pleasures. I’m old enough to know better, but I just don’t care.

Tim.

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 01:45

#22

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

*sigh* I have made a concerted not to get drunk tonight since I have an evil dentist appointment in the morning and do not wish to have hangover breath, in case he decides to exact his revenge with added drilling.

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 01:51

#23

timfrichards (Deleted) wrote:

Ugh - good luck!

Tim.

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 02:02

#24

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Thanks, I need it! Hopefully he will be kind and give me gas before he does anything.

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 02:10

#25

White Psycho wrote:

the dentist wasn’t happy with me after leeds festival. I got home on monday and was at the dentist’s on tuesday, where I had to explain to him that I had drunk 20 cans of coke in a 5 day period!

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 11:24

#26

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Ew! I’ve had a phobia about coke ever since I saw that experiment where you disolve a tooth in a glass of it - I only drink the diet stuff though I doubt it’s much better really, lol.

Mr Dentist was actually very nice although apparently they’re no longer allowed to give you gas / knock you out at all. Eek! Anyway, I didn’t have to have any injections today so hoorah :D

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 14:59

#27

White Psycho wrote:

yeah there’s been too many fatalities from gassing, one time my dentist gave me this gel stuff to numb the pain but I swallowed half of it!

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 15:52

#28

Michael wrote:

Forget the dentist, the surgeons are the real bastards! Last year, he was struggling for I don’t know how long to pull out two wisdom-teeth, and two years ago, he didn’t put enough stitches in my mouth (he pulled two wisdom-teeth again, so I don’t have any left!), so the wound opened up when I got home, which resulted in a nice red splash of gruesome liquid coming from my mouth, it scared the shit out of my mother anyway!

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 16:53

#29

White Psycho wrote:

oooooh lovely(!)

Posted on Sat, 2 November 2002 at 21:40

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