#1
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Oscar Wilde said that good Americans go to Paris. When asked about the bad ones, he replied ‘oh, they go to America’
Damn fine breasts, if you don’t mind me saying. Now I see why you have trouble keeping hold of your bras!
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:04
#2
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
:D Thank you! The red thing tucked into my trousers is my bra… i just popped it off for the occasion.
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:06
#3
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
This sort of behaviour is to be encouraged. :D Sadly, the male equivalent would not be so charming.
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:09
#4
dano wrote:
Maybe it’s my alcohol fuelled ( or fuddled ) mind, but looking at those pics…why are you wearing a nappy?
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:10
#5
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Because she’s too ashamed to wear granma pants with pride ;)
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:17
#6
dano wrote:
Well I’m quite proud of myself, I stopped myself from making any innuendo about the fact she was riding the big one!
I went on that a couple of months back, it’s a bit rubbish! You get to the top and think ” Urgh, this is scary!” and then it’s like arrrrrgh! Then you think ” oh, this isn’t that good”, when they take those picture there was a load of people waving and screaming and in the middle of it myself and my mate looking really bored! I was reading a magazine!
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:27
#7
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
At least you’re on it for a little while - Oblivion at Alton Towers is 2 hours of queuing for 10 seconds of ride.:mad:
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 16:32
#8
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I’m intrigued, you’ve managed to exceed your bandwidth limit :p
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 20:13
#9
Stiggi wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
I’m intrigued, you’ve managed to exceed your bandwidth limit :p
maybe it has to do with citizens first post:rolleyes:
Posted on Thu, 8 May 2003 at 23:22
#10
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 9 May 2003 at 08:43
#11
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
dano wrote:
Maybe it’s my alcohol fuelled ( or fuddled ) mind, but looking at those pics…why are you wearing a nappy?
Oh my God, don’t start on that! I’m actually wearing tan coloured combat pants, and i had my jumper round my waist… unfortunately the pants are the same colour more or less as my skin, so it looks like i don’t have any pants on either. And the jumper looks like a nappy. It’s not my fault! :D
My favourite coaster at the moment is the Colossus at Thorpe Park - wheeeee, ten loops! It’s difficult to flash that one though, because it has over-the-shoulder restrainting bars.
Posted on Fri, 9 May 2003 at 11:08
#12
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Blonde Blade wrote:
girlfriend went there with her little sister and not me grumble grumble
Blonde Blade wrote:
It’s difficult to flash that one though, because it has over-the-shoulder restrainting bars.
Presumably one for the boys then!
Posted on Fri, 9 May 2003 at 12:49
#13
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
Okay, you get a photo of that, and then i can laugh at you instead. :D
Posted on Tue, 13 May 2003 at 09:49
#14
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
yeah, but the chances are I’ll get arrested before I can get my hands on the picture!
Posted on Tue, 13 May 2003 at 10:27
#15
White Psycho wrote:
Title: Re: Good girls go to Heaven…
Blonde Blade wrote:
These are some of the photos we took on our recent trip to Blackpool - yes, that’s me with my shirt over my head.
your mate looks pretty happy, can’t say I blame him! :D
Posted on Tue, 13 May 2003 at 20:25
#16
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
Ah, that’s actually a girl. :D She’s my best friend, and i’m now going to tell her you thought she was a guy. :p (It’s okay, happens all the time for some reason…)
I wondered why my email was putting up all these messages telling me i’d exceeded my bandwidth… hmm, maybe putting up those photos here wasn’t such a smart idea after all… :D
Posted on Wed, 14 May 2003 at 10:47
#17
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
So what’s your next exploit going to be?
I have a cold! And have get on the train to London this afternoon, ugh. You should be feeling sympathy now.
Posted on Wed, 14 May 2003 at 11:50
#18
dano wrote:
and on that note, we start the violins!
Posted on Wed, 14 May 2003 at 15:13
#19
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
The world’s smallest violin, playing just for Citizen. :D
For my next exploit, i’m going to go down to Ottakers and kick the guy who said he’d call me but hasn’t. If i take any photos i’ll be sure to post them. :D
Posted on Wed, 14 May 2003 at 15:48
#20
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
Title: More sympathy please, and lots of it!
During the past 30 hours I have…
Been given a job offer (only 8 weeks work, but interesting stuff), and then had it withdrawn 2 hours later;
Been ignored by a bus driver when I was in a hurry to get to the T? gig because I didn’t stick my hand out soon enough, because I couldn’t read the number on his bus as I didn’t want to take my glasses to the gig.
Heard the complete lack of talent of 3 Stage of Pain.
Experienced a very strange phenomena from mixing blocked sinuses and loud music, resulting in almost complete deafness and major tinnitus;
Thoroughly pissed my girlfriend off by not listening to a word she says, due to said deafness;
Been critisised by a London Underground monkey for having the wrong ticket, despite being ‘told’ by a machine that it was the one I needed.
And am generally feeling sorry for myself. A medium sized violin at least, is called for :(
Posted on Fri, 16 May 2003 at 15:12
#21
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*gets violin*
*plays The Four Seasons*
*repeats for some time*
*wonders how long before Citizen realises he is simply on hold for HSBC customer services*
Hoping a joke would cheer you up? The Underground (like all train companies) is run by illiterate mohkneys (not to be mistaken for monkeys) so you can’t be to blame, same goes for bus drivers. At least your deafness meant the 3 Stages of Pain horror was muted, your girlfriend will quickly realise her mistake when she sees how ill you are and look after you and the job people weren’t worthy of your talents anyway. Sod the lot of ‘em! :D
Posted on Sat, 17 May 2003 at 00:33
#22
dano wrote:
Do what I do..get contact lenses!
Posted on Sat, 17 May 2003 at 00:44
#23
White Psycho wrote:
Blonde Blade wrote:
Ah, that’s actually a girl. :D She’s my best friend, and i’m now going to tell her you thought she was a guy. :p (It’s okay, happens all the time for some reason…)
:eek: oops sorry!
Posted on Sat, 17 May 2003 at 16:00
#24
Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
*gets violin*
*plays The Four Seasons*
*repeats for some time*
*wonders how long before Citizen realises he is simply on hold for HSBC customer services*
Hoping a joke would cheer you up? The Underground (like all train companies) is run by illiterate mohkneys (not to be mistaken for monkeys) so you can’t be to blame, same goes for bus drivers. At least your deafness meant the 3 Stages of Pain horror was muted, your girlfriend will quickly realise her mistake when she sees how ill you are and look after you and the job people weren’t worthy of your talents anyway. Sod the lot of ‘em! :D
Actually, the job people weren’t worthy - it would have been 8 weeks of pretty easy stuff. Still 2 more interviews tomorrow…
Girlfriend did make amends, which ended the evening off nicely.
Feeling much better now.
Posted on Sun, 18 May 2003 at 09:50
#25
Blonde Blade (Rakie Keig) wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
:D Actually, she laughed like hell when i told her. I think you made her day…
Posted on Mon, 19 May 2003 at 15:08
