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Do you wipe your ass sitting or standing?

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Started by Superunknown in Chit-Chat

I know, it seems weird at first but this is actually a really contentious & important issue. :)

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this discussion contained a poll, which may return in the future)

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:13

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RobbyVDH wrote:

WHO CARES?????????????????

Stop this fucking poll mania PLEASE :mad:

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:24

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Ronald wrote:

Well, I don’t know how anybody can do this while sitting, I mean…I don’t have plenty room left to put my arms round the back and it’s just not comfortable, And if you have thin shit and the whole inside of the toilet is brown it’s not advisable to go in there with your arms…sorry: YOU STARTED THIS POLL AND YOU WILL GET THIS POLL!:D

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:32

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prisonbreaker wrote:

I do it sitting, I think it isn’t verry clean to do it standing, because something still may come out, and then you are in trouble of course. But standing also may have its good points, like the space you win, but if you have a large toilet, there’s still enough room if you sit.

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:40

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Ronald wrote:

Are you suggesting that I have a fat arse:mad:

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:43

#5

Auto_Surgery (Andy) wrote:

Yesssssss, I’m not the only one :) Oh fuck why the hell would I want to tell you guys that?!?

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:52

#6

Ronald wrote:

There should be a category: Shit-Chat:D

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 19:57

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White Psycho wrote:

if something else is gonna come out then you can easily swing your arse onto the toilet again. Its easier to do it standing!

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 20:31

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Bad Karma wrote:

I get my butler to do if for me.

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 21:03

#9

Ronald wrote:

Hm, th Not At All option is still at 0%…what is taking Sister so long to reply?:D

Posted on Mon, 26 May 2003 at 21:09

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

The pertinent question would surely be, do you wipe front to back or back to front?

My girlfriend once asked me, in all earnestnesss, if I folded or scrunched the paper before employing it. Apparently she does the opposite to me.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 09:02

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Innocent X wrote:

the most pertinent question would not be the direction, but would be : do you wipe it clean ? :D

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 09:20

#12

opalmantra wrote:

I’m an in-betweener. I lift one butt-cheek to get a nice angle for a whipe.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 10:00

#13

Stiggi wrote:

ok, that’s it. there have been some strange discusions here latley, but this one is just too much.

makes me wanna try open a sicker one.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 10:42

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mfgeorge wrote:

warning: this site is very gross and is only for people that find the very gross funny (sickos!):

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 12:23

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Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Title: But how many sheets?

As Ronnie Barker once said in Porridge, one up, one down and one to polish.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 13:53

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opalmantra wrote:

I use too much.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 16:39

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RobbyVDH wrote:

mfgeorge wrote:

warning: this site is very gross and is only for people that find the very gross funny (sickos!):

http://www.ratemypoo.com

You need professional help I think…

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 16:46

#18

opalmantra wrote:

For all those others:
Awwwwwwww.

http://www.ratemykitten.com/

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 17:07

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mfgeorge wrote:

RobbyVDH wrote:

You need professional help I think…

noticed i said “sickos!”… other people’s bowel movements are really not my thing… but it’s on the net, so some people must be interested it that…

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 20:15

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Bad Karma wrote:

I think i will avoid ratemypoo.com:eek:

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 20:38

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