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Eating on the toilet

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Started by Stiggi in Chit-Chat

put this in your pipe and smoke it, superunknown!

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this discussion contained a poll, which may return in the future)

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 10:43

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Ronald wrote:

Hm, I read magazines, and make telephonecalls in the toilet, I mean, you’re there anyway, so you’d better use yoor time in a good way, though some people don’t like it when you say” hold on…listen…FLOOP”…

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 12:14

#2

rocking roxy wrote:

i’m starting wondering if people on the wom doesn’t have a real live…

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 12:17

#3

Bad Karma wrote:

YUCK!! no way:eek:

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 12:28

#4

Auto_Surgery (Andy) wrote:

What the F**k?

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 12:30

#5

Ronald wrote:

I do have a life, but I live it my way..oh..BTW..I lied about the Floop thing, but I do read papers and magazines:D

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 13:24

#6

say10 wrote:

Title: this makes me think of

“der atem meiner katze riecht nach katzenfutter”

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 13:31

#7

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Ronald wrote:

Floop

I have learned a new word today, and can sleep happily tonight!

An ex-colleague used to use his mobile all the time, and was once heard in a cubicle, chatting to a client. Us crazy accountants.

Did anyone see ‘Have I Got News For You?’ last week? According to someone on it, the people on Celebrity weren’t allowed to take a dump for 7 days.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 14:03

#8

Alan wrote:

One of the hidden dangers of reading on the toilet, is that you tend to lose track of time and develop rather nasty “pins & needles” in your feet! In extreme cases, this can lead to an embarassing collapse with your pants around your ankles! :D

Not that it’s ever happened to me, of course…

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 14:06

#9

Stiggi wrote:

yeah, first you have to read the article completly and then you have to wait till you can move your feet. it’s a hard knock life for us! hhmm, that song might be a nice melody for the flushing.

by the way, how comes that people who dial the wrong number or got the wrong housenumber allways seem to ring while your taking a crap?

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 14:13

#10

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

It isn’t an accidental wrong number! They have your house bugged and are watching you, waiting for you to go!

And then there’s all the little elves as well!

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 14:37

#11

dano wrote:

Reading on the toilet is an essential ritual!

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 19:07

#12

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Going to the toilet at Reading, however, is only for the brave…

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 19:37

#13

dano wrote:

I’ve tried that! Never again!

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 19:43

#14

Bad Karma wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

Going to the toilet at Reading, however, is only for the brave…

I have heard the toilets at Glastonbury are really bad.

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 19:48

#15

Barbie wrote:

this is so disgusting
and a little bit funny

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 19:55

#16

White Psycho wrote:

can’t say its ever crossed my mind

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 20:49

#17

dano wrote:

True story: A friend of mine went to Donnington a few years ago, needed a shit. Decided he’d risk the toilets, gets in and the first thing he does is nearly retch from the smell..however it was dark and he couldn’t see too much in there so he decided to do his business and get back to some serious drinking..anyways, he drops his kecks and goes to sit down, only to feel something wet mushy and disgusting squishing up his crack.. not wanting to think the worst he opens the door far enough to let some light in and realises to his disgust that there’s shit piled up about 6 inches above the toilet rim. After hearing this I decided that whenever I go to festivals in future I’m booking into a nearby hotel!

Posted on Tue, 27 May 2003 at 21:16

#18

Stiggi wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

It isn’t an accidental wrong number! They have your house bugged and are watching you, waiting for you to go!

And then there’s all the little elves as well!

well thank you very much, now i can’t take a crap without thinking about that (also the people who are watching/listening must be poor bastards:))

festival crappers are the worst things in life that can happen too you, thank god i’m a man. also i feel this itch when there are 20 in a row to play domino with them.

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 14:55

#19

Superunknown wrote:

donVutz wrote:

(also the people who are watching/listening must be poor bastards:))

This reminds me of an episode of “Coupling”, where Jeff is afraid of “secret listeners”. Does anybody know this show?

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 16:01

#20

Teethgrinder (René Fennema) Administrator wrote:

dano wrote:

only to feel something wet mushy and disgusting squishing up his crack..

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! :eek:

I’m never going to another festival toilet! Heck, I’m never going to another festival!

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 16:11

#21

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Superunknown wrote:

This reminds me of an episode of “Coupling”, where Jeff is afraid of “secret listeners”. Does anybody know this show?

Not sure of the episode (assume it was in series 3, because I’ve got 1 & 2 on dvd), but Coupling is one of the funniest programmes I’ve ever seen - think that everyone’s felt like Geoff at some point, but some of the stuff they come out with - ‘lesbians don’t eat people Susan’ being one of my favourite lines.

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 16:28

#22

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

And anyone who plays chemikhazi dominoes is a sick and twisted individual. Managed to avoid the kiosks of crap both times I’ve been to Reading - you’d have to pay me a hell of lot to use one!

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 16:29

#23

dano wrote:

Sorry Rene..but I felt there was a lesson worth learning for all there!

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 17:13

#24

Teethgrinder (René Fennema) Administrator wrote:

Well, I’ve learnt it! :p

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 17:15

#25

dano wrote:

Ha ha! The moral of the story is…don’t go for a shit in a festival toilet!

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 17:17

#26

Bad Karma wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

Not sure of the episode (assume it was in series 3, because I’ve got 1 & 2 on dvd), but Coupling is one of the funniest programmes I’ve ever seen - think that everyone’s felt like Geoff at some point, but some of the stuff they come out with - ‘lesbians don’t eat people Susan’ being one of my favourite lines.

Yeah i know that show,its sort of the British friends which is funny because some big American tv company has bought the rights to Coupling and plan to remake it.So basically the Americas are paying to remake their own tv show.

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 19:47

#27

Bad Karma wrote:

dano wrote:

Ha ha! The moral of the story is…don’t go for a shit in a festival toilet!

I think i will be watching Glastonbury from the comfort of my own home.

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 19:50

#28

dano wrote:

Me too, I may get some weed in for that “unique Glasto vibe”.

S’cuse my sarcasm.

Posted on Wed, 28 May 2003 at 20:41

#29

Superunknown wrote:

Bad Karma wrote:

Yeah i know that show,its sort of the British friends which is funny because some big American tv company has bought the rights to Coupling and plan to remake it.So basically the Americas are paying to remake their own tv show.

Yeah, i heard that, too. It’s bizarre. The show is all about the actors, nothing else is really special or unique there. So why remake it???

Posted on Thu, 29 May 2003 at 00:39

#30

Stiggi wrote:

coupling is great, there are so many true things in it.

am i the only one who asks himself which sick person clicked for option three?

Posted on Thu, 29 May 2003 at 02:36

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