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Mike says the funniest stuff

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Started by Charlie

Please can people put some Mckeegan quotes on here as i think he says some of the funniest stuff ever.

Apart from Noel Gallagher, who is probably the funniest guy in a band ever.
He should do a comedy tour telling his rock and roll anecdotes. I’d go !!

Posted on Sun, 31 August 2003 at 13:30

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Knives wrote:

Fanfuckingtastic is the only one I can remember.

Unless you also count spitting backwards, which is not really saying anything but he is using his mouth ;).

Posted on Sun, 31 August 2003 at 20:20

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MonotoneJester wrote:

hmmm…seem to remember something from a Kerrang interview, printed in 2001.

“It’s a fine line between eating babies and kissing them. I like to think I walk that line.”

completely forgot the context. but it’s a great quote. :)

Posted on Mon, 1 September 2003 at 04:23

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EvilElvis wrote:

“if you’re going to come up on stage and jump off be careful of the equipment, and don’t grab the lights because you’ll burn your fucking hand like that guy there just did…which in a way is justice i think”

Posted on Mon, 1 September 2003 at 06:51

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RobbyVDH wrote:

This is not something he said, but what he did…

The funniest thing is still when he almost fell on his face during the Taubertal gig in 2002 :D

Absolutely hilarious :D

Posted on Mon, 1 September 2003 at 18:04

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Citizen Erased wrote:

In Sheffield in ‘94 or ‘95 “You all seem like really nice people… but you rock like fucking bastards!”

Posted on Mon, 1 September 2003 at 21:59

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ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:

This one time on the Shameless tour I was talkin to Graham, and we both stopped talkin and turned around coz Mike was tellin someone about his wheelie bin being stolen or burnt out, and how good the local council were to replace this plastic bin. Graham then turned round and apologised to us for Mike not being very rock’n’roll. Another time Mike was telling us how nice his new jacket was and how he got it on the cheap or something. But never the less he is one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet,m and one of the things I l;ike about these guys is that they always take the time out for their fans.

Posted on Tue, 2 September 2003 at 12:49

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soul doubt (an) wrote:

RobbyVDH wrote:

This is not something he said, but what he did…

The funniest thing is still when he almost fell on his face during the Taubertal gig in 2002 :D

Absolutely hilarious :D

I still think it was a lot funnier the time he really fell, playing misery during Most Wanted Live in Koln.

Posted on Wed, 3 September 2003 at 07:41

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richboy wrote:

“Our next album will be so rocking you’ll need a nappy when you hear it!”

i was going to link this from one of the other threads and then realised i couldn’t be arsed learning how to on a friday afternoon. shamlessly (spot the pun) lifted from bad karma’s quote:

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Posted on Fri, 12 September 2003 at 14:29

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Posted on Fri, 12 September 2003 at 16:14

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Bad Karma wrote:

Title: Re: Mike says the funniest stuff

Squall wrote:

Apart from Noel Gallagher, who is probably the funniest guy in a band ever.
He should do a comedy tour telling his rock and roll anecdotes. I’d go !!

Hes very funny in the Live Forever documentry,i read an interview where he said when he heard someone had been shot at Phil Spectors house he hoped it was the singer from Starsailor.(i think they are a shit band but i wouldn’t wish death on them.)

Andy is very funny as well.

Posted on Fri, 12 September 2003 at 19:39

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Knives wrote:

I saw an interview they did after their signing session at TW Classic and Mike said that when people come to record-stores to get their album, they have to be in weelchairs and show proof that they are over 60.

Posted on Sat, 13 September 2003 at 20:47

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rocking roxy wrote:

i once read an interview where he said, that he doesn’t like his hips, because his mother said they are good for child-bearing…haha! :p

but with the most funny thing i agree with robby: just the thinking of it makes me rolling over the floor laughing…yeah, he trying to act cool and then nearly facing the ground :D

Posted on Sat, 13 September 2003 at 20:58

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RobbyVDH wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

but with the most funny thing i agree with robby: just the thinking of it makes me rolling over the floor laughing…

I’m very glad we get along so nicely ;)

Wie niedlich :D …

Posted on Sat, 13 September 2003 at 22:17

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dano wrote:

I always though one of the funniest things he said was the story about the table going out the window.

Posted on Sun, 14 September 2003 at 18:08

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rocking roxy wrote:

dano wrote:

I always though one of the funniest things he said was the story about the table going out the window.

you mean, when they threw it out of the hotel and then felted guilty and ran down to get it up again?

by the way i think this story is fnny too:

“…and myself and Neil end up back on the wasteland looking at the car. The bus call is 2am so imagine our surprise when at 5 minutes to 2 the bus starts up and drives off without the pair of us on it. ShIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt!

Neil and I run after the bus only to find it parked round the corner and Kate filming our panicked reaction…”

from the tour diary in munich…
i hope this is also on the dvd…i would love to see that!

Posted on Mon, 15 September 2003 at 07:32

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richboy wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

doh! not that difficult

cheers anyway - have a beer on me!

Posted on Tue, 16 September 2003 at 16:12

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Don’t mind if I do *slurp* :D

Posted on Tue, 16 September 2003 at 19:18

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