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Sister for sale

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Started by soul doubt (an) in Chit-Chat

Age: 29
Character: annoying, knows everything better, short-tempered, a little bit aggressive from time to time, but only to her younger sister (also to her older brother in the early years)! Though she can also be very nice from time to time.

trade also accepted!

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 11:09

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allroy wrote:

Try to trade her to the guy who posted the Who Wants To Have Sex With Me-Thread, he seems to be taking everything.

Or try selling her on eBay and tease bidders with a free techno-rock cd from an unknown Scottish band. :)

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 13:21

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soul doubt (an) wrote:

But then I have to give away my own scottich tecno-rock cd, she hate’s them… and that will surely raise the price!!!

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 15:14

#3

needsometherapy wrote:

PIC?

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 15:18

#4

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Not available… I’m affraid I can’t get rid of her then ;)

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 19:21

#5

ianrauk wrote:

Has she got big tits, and does she come free with a roll of gaffer tape?

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 19:58

#6

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Was quite concerned that you were trying to flog our own dear Sister then, in some new twist to the WoM dating scheme. ;)

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 21:14

#7

Citizen Erased wrote:

Who’ll give me 10p for Hooch? Any takers? No? Who’ll give me 5p?

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 21:35

#8

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I will pay £10 to anyone willing to take Citizen away. What do they call it - respite care?

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:07

#9

Citizen Erased wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

I will pay £10 to anyone willing to take Citizen away.

Preferably to somewhere where I can get a decent cocktail waitress!

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:11

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a waitress testing the cocktails first. In ancient times they used to pay people extra for that.

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:14

#11

Citizen Erased wrote:

Thought the oldest profession was something other than that?

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:19

#12

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

You’d need to pay even more extra for that, and possibly be more generous in the staff cocktail allowance.

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:23

#13

Citizen Erased wrote:

Hmm, more cock tales than cocktails I think!

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:28

#14

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Then maybe people will pay you, or at least get published in Nancy Friday.

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:31

#15

Citizen Erased wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Nancy Friday.

Nope, lost me there

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:38

#16

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Eminent writer and wise woman on all things porntastic.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/026-8234102-9839664 - buy her books.

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 22:44

#17

opalmantra wrote:

No trade. Marriage. Me.

Posted on Fri, 17 October 2003 at 23:11

#18

White Psycho wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a waitress testing the cocktails first. In ancient times they used to pay people extra for that.

I’d get slaughtered by my boss if I ever did that! How come you can?

Posted on Sat, 18 October 2003 at 10:23

#19

soul doubt (an) wrote:

ianrauk wrote:

Has she got big tits

You’ll choke in them!!!:D

Posted on Sat, 18 October 2003 at 10:30

#20

sister wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Was quite concerned that you were trying to flog our own dear Sister then, in some new twist to the WoM dating scheme. ;)

thanx for your concern hooch, however, not necessary :)

Posted on Sat, 18 October 2003 at 11:17

#21

donVutz wrote:

soul doubt wrote:

You’ll choke in them!!!:D

give her number if i’ll ever think about comiting suicide, as this is one of the best ways to leave the world.

Posted on Sat, 18 October 2003 at 11:58

#22

soul doubt (an) wrote:

If you ever want to commit suicide, you may contact me, I’ll send her to you as soon as you’ve made your payment! ;)

Posted on Mon, 20 October 2003 at 09:14

#23

TotallyRandomNick wrote:

i was once offered 6 camels for my sister

Posted on Wed, 22 October 2003 at 13:32

#24

soul doubt (an) wrote:

TotallyRandomNick wrote:

i was once offered 6 camels for my sister

Did you take the offer??? Package and postage would be enough to get mine :p

Posted on Wed, 22 October 2003 at 14:08

#25

TotallyRandomNick wrote:

had to say no. its a bit difficult to take six camels on a plane instead of my sister. might count as excess baggage :)

Posted on Fri, 24 October 2003 at 10:21

#26

soul doubt (an) wrote:

you could as well go back home on the camels back… unless you had to go overseas of course… :D

Posted on Fri, 24 October 2003 at 10:59

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