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dante’s inferno test

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Started by prisonbreaker in Chit-Chat

in which level of Hell do you belong?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 15:39

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Bad Karma wrote:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Fifth Level of Hell!

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

:D

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 15:55

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Bongo Fury wrote:

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 16:29

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allroy wrote:

I’m, also on the sixth level. As heretics are sent there, I really might feel at home. :)

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 20:00

#4

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I got sent to the second level of Hell for being ‘lustful’ :D

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 20:54

#5

not_that_kind_of_guy (a story on the radio) wrote:

i will be sent to the 7th level of hell. i think this is a bit harsh. i’d better watch out for those Harpies, they sound nasty.

xxx

Posted on Sun, 2 November 2003 at 21:16

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allroy wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

I got sent to the second level of Hell for being ‘lustful’ :D

Blame it on the stars which made you so lively. :)

Posted on Mon, 3 November 2003 at 07:09

#7

Bad Karma wrote:

The Pretty Things Are Going To Hell.

Posted on Mon, 3 November 2003 at 13:09

#8

Knives wrote:

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Posted on Mon, 3 November 2003 at 20:16

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Erk Junior wrote:

been listening too much POD lately…

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

but doesnt the test kinda seem hypocritical cause its predicting stuff nostradamus style?…

Posted on Mon, 3 November 2003 at 23:24

#10

Shra-Mee wrote:

Well just made it to the 2nd level…

Posted on Tue, 4 November 2003 at 16:44

#11

White Psycho wrote:

I’m off to visit the 5th layer of hell, I hear its nice this time of year!

Posted on Tue, 4 November 2003 at 21:14

#12

up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

I think I will quite feel at home in the Sixth Level Of Hell. and as I have some company from the WoM, I’d say: Bring on the beer, and HEY SATAN - YOU ROCK. Eternal torment is at least better than this cheesy and boring heaven. :D

Posted on Tue, 4 November 2003 at 22:17

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donVutz wrote:

up_in_flames wrote:

I think I will quite feel at home in the Sixth Level Of Hell. and as I have some company from the WoM, I’d say: Bring on the beer, and HEY SATAN - YOU ROCK. Eternal torment is at least better than this cheesy and boring heaven. :D

count me in too, i’ll be there in a few years. sounds like we’ll have a very special fan meeting down there. maybe the t?-lads themselves will be there to, wich would actouly make hell a nicer place.

Posted on Wed, 5 November 2003 at 14:54

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Auto_Surgery (Mad Axe Man) wrote:

Fifth

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Bollocks

Posted on Wed, 5 November 2003 at 16:33

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Patrik_H wrote:

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

heh, only being truthful :rolleyes: ;)

Posted on Thu, 13 November 2003 at 19:55

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mrs h wrote:

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

That doesn’t sound so bad :) Apart from the bit about grief’s abysmal valley …

Posted on Mon, 10 July 2006 at 18:45

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