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Skankiest pop star

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Started by dano

Who’s the worst one? I’m reffering to when you open a paper or something and read about somebody who’s meant to be drop dead gorgeous and you think ” God no!”

For me it’s either the really skinny bint from Atomic Kitten with the huge teeth or the pug ugly ginger one from Girls Aloud.

Urgh!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:09

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Who was the freaky one in 5ive with the huge blue eyes? He was really creepy.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:12

#2

dano wrote:

Ian Huntley?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:13

#3

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Erm, no. This one:

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Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:16

#4

dano wrote:

I’m guessing his name is Ritchie..dunno why..something just kind of makes me think that way.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:18

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

A hah! I sussed it too. Always really hated him cause every time you wanted to look at a nice picture of J he was there, lurking in the background and spoiling the mood.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:20

#6

dano wrote:

And he was knobbing Billie! So this is what turns you onto Chris Evans then?!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:22

#7

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

God yeah, poor lass. Did you see her in Canterbury Tales? She was surprisingly good I thought.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:23

#8

dano wrote:

No, I had to work that night, did she get them out?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:26

#9

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Afraid not, cracking shot of Jimmy Nesbitt’s arse though :D

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:27

#10

dano wrote:

Not my cup of tea I’m afraid! He gets bloody everywhere!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:30

#11

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Ooh, when’s it my turn?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:30

#12

dano wrote:

Ask him! Maybe he’s got cold feet!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:35

#13

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Title: Gah!

*sigh* - am I gonna have to write new guidelines detailing the impropriety of such poor humour?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:36

#14

dano wrote:

Maybe, but you won’t or your post count will end up halved!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:37

#15

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Ooh, he’s on fire tonight!

Something for the laydeez…

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Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:38

#16

dano wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Ooh, he’s on fire tonight!

Nah, that’s just the orange lighting!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:40

#17

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Maybe you should stop standing on street corners.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:41

#18

dano wrote:

What? And lose my second income! No way!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:42

#19

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Nice try, sailor. Can’t think you earn that much :p

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:44

#20

dano wrote:

Well I get my expenses paid!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:45

#21

Sir Kyle wrote:

CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!
She really gives me the creep.
At first i couldn’t figure out why i felt sick, got pain in my teeth and goose spots on my body when i heard her on the tele or the radio. Now i know why…
Her voice is like when some stupid kid back in school scratched the blackboard with the nails.

Pure torture - Kill the cat!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:47

#22

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Really? I don’t mind her actually, bit warbly I suppose but not offensive.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:48

#23

dano wrote:

She does look like a giant satsuma now as well..I mean, how orange can one person get?!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:49

#24

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Ah c’mon, she’s no match for the man Dickenson.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:50

#25

dano wrote:

Hmn…I hadn’t thought of that. I wonder if she knows who her dad is?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:53

#26

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Heh, well if it’s not him I’m putting money on Kilroy.

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:55

#27

dano wrote:

Hasn’t he already got enough?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 22:56

#28

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Has he? You mean women are actually willing to sleep with him (as opposed to just paid sailorboys like yourself)?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 23:00

#29

dano wrote:

Nah, I save that for Springer!

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 23:06

#30

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

And does he live up to his name?

Posted on Sun, 21 December 2003 at 23:07

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