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Started by RobbyVDH in Chit-Chat

I guess everyone has seen those shirts already with some funny text on, my favourites:

1. If sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.
2. I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
3. Piss off! I have enough friends.
4. I’m not drinking anymore. Then again, I’m not drinking anyless.
5. If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.
6. People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
7. Chaos. Panic. Disaster. I think my work here is done!
8. Never knock on heavens door… ring the bell, then run (he hates that).
9. I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal.
10. I’m not antisocial, society is anti me.
11. It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… then it’s hilarious!
12. If size doesn’t matter, why am I so popular?
13. I have a drinking problem… but I keep practicing!
14. I may be bald but I’ll never have a bad hair day!
15. In some cultures my behaviour would be considered normal.

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 18:56

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#1

rocking roxy wrote:

i especially like no. 14…this always reminds me of s.o. :D

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 18:59

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

My friend bought me a shotglass the other day and it said ‘Jesus loves everyone. Except you, you’re an asshole.’ :D

My fave comedy t-shirt was one a friend gave me after I split up with my husband…’Divorce! Who needs furniture anyway?’ heh heh

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 19:32

#3

Paddy wrote:

My personal favourite.

MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 20:33

#4

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Heh…that remnds me of one of my sister’s: ‘Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten’

Another good one of hers is ‘The liver is evil and must be punished.’ :D

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 23:05

#5

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

‘I’m not prejudiced: I hate everybody.’

‘If you’re going to live in a dream world, you may as well make it a wet one.’

My friend bought me a shirt saying that she saw it and thought of me: ‘I like you. I’m going to kill you last.’…

Posted on Tue, 13 April 2004 at 23:34

#6

JSar666 wrote:

My fav is “Do they ever shut up on your planet?”

Posted on Wed, 14 April 2004 at 09:03

#7

Don't Call Me Honey wrote:

all this - and brains

plastered across the front of a tight girly shirt

Posted on Wed, 14 April 2004 at 09:32

#8

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

and in the same style: ‘Hey, I’m up here’ (with an arrow pointing up)

Posted on Wed, 14 April 2004 at 09:59

#9

rocking roxy wrote:

i have a shirt, which says in the front: “i’m shizophrenic” and in the back: “me too”
and somehow everytime i’m wearing it, people i never saw before in my life start talking with me about that…i wonder why…

and i once saw an accident with two cars and one of guys involved was wearing a shirt saying: it’s my fault…yeah that was fun

Posted on Wed, 14 April 2004 at 11:14

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marja (sinner) wrote:

i once bought a shot-glass for a friend of mine that said: “damn I’ve lost my virginity again, please help me look”

She wasn’t too pleased. I wonder why :)

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 09:50

#11

irishlady wrote:

nice one, robby :)
i once saw a shirt saying “sillicon free”… i unfortunately missed to buy it…

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 13:41

#12

Innocent X wrote:

Title: bikers

“If you can read this … the bitch fell off”
is of course a nice statement on a shirt for bikers, although my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate that shirt too much … :D

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 14:15

#13

marja (sinner) wrote:

this one I particullary like:

“You’re a naughty boy! Go to my room!”

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 14:52

#14

Distorted wrote:

ever see the necrophelia tee that says
‘lie back and crack open a cold one’
??

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 15:34

#15

RobbyVDH wrote:

irishlady wrote:

nice one, robby :)
i once saw a shirt saying “sillicon free”… i unfortunately missed to buy it…

Sorry to hear that, would have been the perfect shirt for you no :D?

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 17:59

#16

irishlady wrote:

RobbyVDH wrote:

Sorry to hear that, would have been the perfect shirt for you no :D?

probably yes :p

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 19:07

#17

RobbyVDH wrote:

Probably? Definately :D

Posted on Thu, 15 April 2004 at 19:50

#18

Maykel wrote:

Title: :)

how about this ‘un I saw t’other day!

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Posted on Mon, 19 April 2004 at 22:46

#19

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:) I like the fact that you have to lean in, stare really hard to read it…
:)

Posted on Mon, 19 April 2004 at 22:59

#20

deadsetgav wrote:

I could look at that all day

Posted on Mon, 19 April 2004 at 23:21

#21

JSar666 wrote:

It ain’t going to suck itself

There’s a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find

Today I am wearing mostly black (this one’s on a black t-shirt obviously)

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 06:56

#22

Michael wrote:

A couple of days ago I saw one saying ‘I’m not the messiah, I’m a naughty boy!’. Those of you who’ve seen Life of Brian knows what it means!

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 08:55

#23

Citizen Erased wrote:

I always liked Ned’s Atomic Dustbin’s ‘Are you normal?’ one, or the Wonderstuff’s ‘Idiot’. Saw someone at Reading once with ‘cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians’ on it, which made me smile.

@Maykel - do you think that’s home-made or a commercially available one? I know someone that could fill one v well.

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 15:48

#24

Maykel wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

I always liked Ned’s Atomic Dustbin’s ‘Are you normal?’ one, or the Wonderstuff’s ‘Idiot’. Saw someone at Reading once with ‘cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians’ on it, which made me smile.

@Maykel - do you think that’s home-made or a commercially available one? I know someone that could fill one v well.

yup, you can get ‘em at
http://www.errorwear.com/shirts-microsoft.html

Friend of mine made one himself, though (for less dosh, mind you)

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 17:52

#25

Citizen Erased wrote:

Hmm, may get one and save it for a birthday present. I <assume they are a reputable company and won’t use my credit card details to fund whoring and coke parties in Columbia?

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 18:15

#26

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Worried about them stealing your business? ;)

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 19:13

#27

Citizen Erased wrote:

Heh, something like that ;)

Posted on Tue, 20 April 2004 at 22:21

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