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Started by constance in Chit-Chat

I fancy women!

please help

(this subject is open to any comments wot so eva, but plz bare in mind the younger population KEEP IT CLEAN!)

P.S if u hadn’t noticed, i am a woman.

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 20:02

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#1

trigger wrote:

things could go worse. you could be a man who likes men. now that is weird.
i do not find it worrying that you like women just as long as you are not one of those lesbians with short hair, muscles and unshaved armpits. they scare me.

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 21:19

#2

Andy D wrote:

We don’t mind as long as we can watch.

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 21:26

#3

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

constance wrote:

I fancy women!

please help.

Sorry, no help here, it’s bad enough all my male mates wanting me to go shotgun and talk to the ugly friend so that they can chat to the fit bird, without women wanting the same treatment :(

Women are great though, wouldn’t be without mine.

Wonder when she’ll get home?

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 21:31

#4

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

constance wrote:

please help

:( I’m confused… what help? What do you mean?

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 21:52

#5

Gav wrote:

You could dress up like a lady :)

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 22:43

#6

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Me? Ahh, hell why not… Sure, I’ll give it a go. I’m with Voodoo Doll on this one…

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 22:45

#7

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

But I’m not promising I’ll do it a bunch…

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 22:46

#8

Gav wrote:

If you did try on her dress - you could smell the summer on her skin and all that…

Sorry… couldnt help it

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 22:49

#9

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:D No need to apologise. YOu do know you’re going to have to be my space cadet, though, right? :D

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 22:58

#10

Gav wrote:

With you with that dress on we might look like sister and brother?

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 23:01

#11

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Huh! yeah. Sure! According to all our friends!

Posted on Tue, 27 April 2004 at 23:06

#12

White Psycho wrote:

ahhhhh women, all those in-and-out bits that are all inny-and-outy! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 00:02

#13

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

constance wrote:

I fancy women!

please help

I hope you don’t need any serious help offers.
We wombles are the most sexual tolerant people in the world (as long as we get our share in the pleasures of exchanging bodily fluids :) ), but as you may have noticed, not the most serious ones.

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 06:29

#14

motherh666 wrote:

constance wrote:

I fancy women!

ME TOO!! Let’s go round ourselves up a few and have a party!!! YYEEAAHHH!

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 08:27

#15

constance wrote:

trigger wrote:

things could go worse. you could be a man who likes men. now that is weird.
i do not find it worrying that you like women just as long as you are not one of those lesbians with short hair, muscles and unshaved armpits. they scare me.

Wow, wot an amazin response.
Erm, wel sorry to dissapoint u but im not a lesbian. i think im more bi.

i like to experiment u c!

Plus i havnt got hairy armpits or hairy legs.

Women r gud lovers :)

some of The french have hairy amrpits (no offense to any frenchies)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 09:01

#16

joseph? wrote:

connie mabye you just sleep with as many woman as possible then decide what you want!!! oh and Lache moi la petite grap!

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 09:04

#17

constance wrote:

sleepin with as many women as poss does sound challenging but also fun.

Then i wud b classed as a muffdiver.

Wots up with a bit of fun though, although it can get tricky.

Yes joe, i wil take ur advice.
i just need the women now.
lol
oh look, there 1. “hay mrs johnson, hows it hangin?”

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 09:06

#18

JSar666 wrote:

Fancying women is tricky, as you can never really know what they’re thinking or how they’ll react. Guys are a bit easier to understand, because, well, we’re quite simple creatures. So good luck to you for fancying women ;)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 10:12

#19

motherh666 wrote:

This board suddenly got very sexy. Very sexy indeed. Grrrr

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 10:13

#20

Stiggi wrote:

trigger wrote:

things could go worse. you could be a man who likes men. now that is weird.

i can’t even understand how women can fancy man. i mean let’s be honest: women are the more atactive half of mankind.
talking about atractive (orbetter unatractive): what did nature think when it designed the male sack? it just looks awful and there’s no chance that it could look atractive or even sexy.

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 11:18

#21

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

This board suddenly got very sexy. Very sexy indeed. Grrrr

Sexy topic and no post from tatty.
Hmmm, let’s try to lure out of your cover:
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Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 11:21

#22

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

constance wrote:

Erm, wel sorry to dissapoint u but im not a lesbian. i think im more bi.

i like to experiment u c!

Plus i havnt got hairy armpits or hairy legs.

Be reassured, that really is not a disappointment at all :)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 12:39

#23

tatty seaside town wrote:

Allroy called me? :)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 17:25

#24

constance wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

This board suddenly got very sexy. Very sexy indeed. Grrrr

its slowly gettin there, but i think the thought of lesbians is generaly very sexy.

So, who r u mother666?

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 17:26

#25

tatty seaside town wrote:

Why do most man find two girls having sex with each other or kissing each other attractive?

I don´t!

Its the same feeling i have with two men
Totally not sexual!

Although Mulder is a sweetie of course :)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 17:29

#26

constance wrote:

i agree. even my dad gets of 2 it. Very scary indeed.Although 2 men is completely diff. i mean who wants to watch to men havin a bit of bum love.
i certainly dont wanna watch that. its enough to put u off ur t. But like the sayin goes “woteva floates ya boat” if people r into that then so b it. we all have different view un preferences which is very cool and unique. If everyone was the same then the world wud b borin.

I think!

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 17:34

#27

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Scrotums do not appear in my listen of turn-ons.

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 18:55

#28

RobbyVDH wrote:

:D

Yeah you people are hilarious :)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 19:04

#29

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Funny? I was making a serious point, I really mean that!

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 20:12

#30

RobbyVDH wrote:

I totally agree with you on this one, don’t worry ;)

Posted on Wed, 28 April 2004 at 20:13

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