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death to my namesake!!

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Started by soul doubt (an) in Chit-Chat

Quite a while ago I finally won a face the strange 12” on ebay which I was looking for for a while. It didn’t arrive. I mailed the seller, he told me he had sended the record and for some reason I believed this guy, so I started to think about what could have gone wrong.
All of a sudden I thougt of someone in my street with the exact same name as mine, so I called her and yes… she got the record indeed, but she was so choked (!?) when she got it that see’d put it somewhere, she doesn’t know where!? I asked her politely to look for it, cause I’d love to get that record finally. She would, and she would call me back soon. Weeks later, no phonecall… I got upset and called her again… still friendly: her secretary answered the phone(she’s a doctor)I explained the whole thing and she said she would report it and ask her to call me back. Again a few weeks later, no sign yet, so I deceided to call her back once again…a bit less friendly this time. ‘oh, you must be calling for that record? I haven’t found it yet.’ But she’s quite sure she didn’t throw it away. (do I have to be satisfied with this kind of answer!?)
She was also convinced that this was the first time ever she got my mail… well my sister won some coffeecups from a belgian cartoonist (or however you cal them) on my name… they never arrived. I asked her if she never got them accidentually? Oh yes she got them, she never seem to have asked her any questions, she also didn’t seem to pay attention to the adress written on these packages. If I get something in my mailbox which I don’t have a clue about how it could get here, I’d at least check the adress…
She promised me to return them to me. Ok, this is kinda stupid, asking these cups back, but I really start to hate this women, they’re not hers, my sister won them and wanted to surprise me with it… THEY BELONG TO ME!!! Today we’re 2 and a half week further… nothing in my mailbox yet, she didn’t call me and probably she never came to my house with them!
I don’t know anymore what to do I WANT MY RECORD BACK!!! If this would have been a Meat Abstract 7” she would’nt been on this planet anymore!!!!!
What do I have to do next!? :(

Posted on Sat, 22 May 2004 at 23:24

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Call the police and report a theft :D

Posted on Sat, 22 May 2004 at 23:37

#2

soul doubt (an) wrote:

I bed they’d piss themselfes :P

Posted on Sat, 22 May 2004 at 23:41

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Gav wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Call the police and report a theft :D

They would probably end up arresting the wrong person and you would spend the weekend in custody for stealing from yourself!

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 09:25

#4

Bad Karma wrote:

Maybe you should perhaps go see you’re solicitor and see what legal action you can take.

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 16:11

#5

Don't Call Me Honey wrote:

have you tried actually going to her house and speaking to her personally? that might impress her a bit more than just phonecalls. maybe you could speak to a solicitor first, as Bad Karma suggests, to find out what legal options you have, or - politely - tell her you will go to a solicitor if she doesn’t give you the stuff.

good luck!

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 16:51

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soul doubt (an) wrote:

I thought of a personal visit, but the problem is actually that she’s a doctor, her homeadress isn’t there, and I don’t know where that is. The only way you can get there is by making an appointment. Otherwise I’ll sit there in her waiting-room a whole day.
can someone knock me on my nose so I’ll need a “nose-throath- and eardoctor”? :-)

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 17:06

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RobbyVDH wrote:

Make an appointment, go to her home and take a gun with you: that way she knows you’re serious :D

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 19:36

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Don't Call Me Honey wrote:

soul doubt wrote:

Otherwise I’ll sit there in her waiting-room a whole day.

oh yes. and I’m sure she’ll be very pleased to have you in her waiting room making a huge fuss and telling all her patients that she’s been keeping back mail that was intended for you… ;) :D

Posted on Sun, 23 May 2004 at 22:07

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motherh666 wrote:

Can’t believe you want to roll in the lawyers!
Get a grip. Just threaten to burn down her offices one night if you don’t get your shit back. See how quickly she’ll find your stuff then.

Posted on Mon, 24 May 2004 at 07:54

#10

White Psycho wrote:

wouldn’t that make her get the lawyers in?

Posted on Mon, 24 May 2004 at 13:02

#11

motherh666 wrote:

Not if you cloud your message enough so she gets the idea but can’t prove it.
You know like they do in Bond movies.

‘We would not like to have an “ACCIDENT” happening with a bottle of petrol now would we?’

Posted on Mon, 24 May 2004 at 14:13

#12

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Tell her mum and dad. works every time

Posted on Tue, 25 May 2004 at 20:41

#13

motherh666 wrote:

What if her dad is harder than yours though?

Posted on Wed, 26 May 2004 at 08:10

#14

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I assume you don’t mean wrt erections here.

I’m not implying fight her parents, just inform them that she’s a naughty girl. Good parents should then resolve the matter.

Posted on Wed, 26 May 2004 at 14:43

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soul doubt (an) wrote:

Naughty I am… why isn’t she affraid yet!? Let me go visit her home, … just hope she’s working during the weekend… otherwise i need to take a day of for this… she’ll have to pay double for that!!! :)

Posted on Fri, 28 May 2004 at 11:12

#16

soul doubt (an) wrote:

… she seems to be never there!!! :mad:
Burning down the house wouldn’t be such a great idea, she must be hiding my record there.
I’m gonna kidnap her and torture her till she remembers where she had put it… did anyone see reservoir dogs? :D

Posted on Sat, 29 May 2004 at 21:34

#17

White Psycho wrote:

got your Jerry Rafferty tape?

Posted on Sat, 29 May 2004 at 22:45

#18

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Doh :o

Posted on Sun, 30 May 2004 at 00:45

#19

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

It’s not so easy to face the strange(r), is it? :)
But she’s a doctor and you’re desperately in need of therapy(?), so there must be a way.

Posted on Sun, 30 May 2004 at 10:58

#20

Stiggi wrote:

torture her? torture her, that’s a good idea, i like that.

Posted on Sun, 30 May 2004 at 11:17

#21

soul doubt (an) wrote:

doh, … I’m way to nice… :(
She admitted, the face the strange record, she threw it away, she opened it, and she was so chocked because of the content!
But she’s going a lot further now… She started to return my post to the sender, while the adress on the envelope is correct!!! Her office is at about 700 meter from my home… the postoffice is about 1,5 km :rolleyes:
Talking to the postman will not work, he’s aware of us living/working in the same street. As soon as he’s got a day off, it’s misery…
Untill this day I have missed:

6 coffeecups (my sister won for me)
1 face the strange 12”
1 therapy? bootleg dvd
1 therapy?-shirt

and these things I know I’m missing, maybe there’s even more… :mad:

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 10:12

#22

motherh666 wrote:

Holy shit. That sucks. Fire is the only answer.

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 10:36

#23

Idlevice2 wrote:

donVutz wrote:

torture her? torture her, that’s a good idea, i like that.

Maybe you could use some of Allroy’s puns?

Seriosuly, though, make the bitch pay (money) for the stuff she lost you- exaggerate the value. Phone her up every day, even though you know she hasn’t got it on her. Accept her answers that day, then ring back the next day claiming she never told you that before. And repeat until one of you dies.

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 11:10

#24

JSar666 wrote:

Ahahhaaha. My sig says it all.

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 11:41

#25

soul doubt (an) wrote:

Did I already mention that I receive quite some phonecalls for her? Her name isn’t in the phonebook so her new clients call me first… any suggestions on how I can abuse that? :p

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:00

#26

JSar666 wrote:

Make her sound like a complete bitch by pretending to be her and be really snappy. That way she might lose some potential clients.

If she calls you say sorry and that you’ve got patients to attend to.

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:02

#27

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Tell them you know exactly what kind of business she conducts and that you’ll tell their wives :D

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:03

#28

soul doubt (an) wrote:

I’ve played with that thought JSar :D
I also thought of making an appointment for them all, all on the same day and hour…

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:06

#29

JSar666 wrote:

YES! That’s the one. Do that. That’ll show her.

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:12

#30

soul doubt (an) wrote:

It would be fun, but those patients… they’re ill, I can’t do that to them. As far as I know that bitch, she’ll send them all back from where they came…

Posted on Fri, 10 June 2005 at 12:25

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