#121
Citizen Erased wrote:
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Alternate weeks sounds good. Why not alternate months. I’ll take the ones with an “R” or an “A” or an “U” in it. ;)
Okay, as long as I can have days ending in Y (and in English before anyone tries that one!)
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 12:58
#122
ColdEthyl? wrote:
allroy wrote:
I’m afraid your charm won’t send me to the land of dreams (would be nightmares nayway :p ).
Like every artist I must get paid to perform (that’s why I am just a poor boy and my stor’s seldom told).
Let’s use more of those quoteboxes and drive the Don mad. :D
Yeah, then welcome to my nightmare. *g* You mean, you’re not aware of my obvious charms? :eek:
You mean, to keep you from performing, the thing to do is to not give you any money? That’s easy. I considered it much harder. ;)
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 13:07
#123
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
Okay, as long as I can have days ending in Y (and in English before anyone tries that one!)
Let’s use more of those quotebooks and drive the Don mad. :D
So you’ll take the days ending with an “Y” but not in the months with an “A”, “R” or “U” in it, and I’ll take the months with an “A”, “R” or “U” in it apart from the ones having days ending with “Y”? Sounds great. We’ll miss the message board, won’t we? ;)
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 13:10
#124
Citizen Erased wrote:
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Let’s use more of those quotebooks and drive the Don mad. :D
Ok.
Missing the board would be a bad thing, although possibly quite productive in terms of the amount of work I might get done :rolleyes:
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 13:12
#125
allroy wrote:
donVutz wrote:
:eek:
Quote (author unknown):
I use it to refer only to parts of a post, so it’s easier to find that out
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 13:57
#126
allroy wrote:
ColdEthyl? wrote:
You mean, to keep you from performing, the thing to do is to not give you any money? That’s easy. I considered it much harder. ;)
Can I call you Miss Understanding? I just meant, that you can use the fingers of one hand to count the number of my performances (even if you work in a saw mill :) )
Quote (author unknown):
This quotebox is dedicated to the don
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 14:03
#127
Citizen Erased wrote:
Shan’t enquire about what the other hand is doing :eek:
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 14:16
#128
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Have removed unwarranted quote boxes. Behave :p
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 14:23
#129
Citizen Erased wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Have removed unwarranted quote boxes. Behave :p
Meanie!
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 14:47
#130
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 15:09
#131
White Psycho wrote:
Bugger man with a 20 foot barge poll and call me Marjorie! I didn’t think this would get that much of a response!
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 16:48
#132
donVutz wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Have removed unwarranted quote boxes. Behave :p
this quotebox was necesary and i hate myself for using it
looks like you missed a few
Posted on Thu, 8 July 2004 at 17:32
#133
ColdEthyl? wrote:
allroy wrote:
Can I call you Miss Understanding? I just meant, that you can use the fingers of one hand to count the number of my performances (even if you work in a saw mill :) )
this is very far far away from what I’m writing now, so I hope this quotebox won’t fall from the grace of Hooch. ;)
You said you want to get paid for your performances. No payment - no performance. Sounded clear to me. Did I miss the thing about working in a saw mill? Do you? Should I?
Yours sincerely
Miss Understanding
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 11:10
#134
allroy wrote:
THIS IS A POST WITHOUT QUOTES
Oh MissCE, I just wanted to express my lack of stage experience. The last ‘gig’ goes back quite a while. A friend of mine and I just did a bit of a Blues Brothers show (only dancing and lipsyncing) with me as Jake. But of course we got paid (well, sort of, we had free drinks. Hmm, we had them anyway as we performed at parties we were invited to. Damn, if we only had had a manager).
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 11:20
#135
Citizen Erased wrote:
I think you were expecting osmeone to do this - I think you’d be upset if no-one had!
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 11:31
#136
allroy wrote:
:D You’re too kind.
Hooch, can we really accept this fiddling around with the useful and respectable quote function? :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 12:29
#137
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
No. CE’s quotebox has been removed. :mad:
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 14:08
#138
Citizen Erased wrote:
Posted on Fri, 9 July 2004 at 17:07
#139
Cooper'sdrummer wrote:
Title: Things that anoy me most.q
The thing about needing a serjuary was a joke. I’m trying to lighten things up by being in a far lighter mood!
And i can name a 6th thing that anoys me.
Sisters walking round the house with a towel round her waste.
Yes! i’m refering to 1 of the storries i’ve told you about.
It was phunny to begin with, but now i don’t find it so ammusing. Traditionally my method of teezing and anoying my sister as a joke is to hit her with the nearist magazine or catalogue i can find and then clear off sharpish.
Football louts.
I’m talking about all of them in the country, not those in my area.
To wind my poast up, I think i might Quote a folty towers quote, aimed at you wanderfull german folk, since i love commidy. [Would you care for a drink before the war?]
Woops! shoulden’t have said that! Haa Haa Haa!
Posted on Sat, 10 July 2004 at 00:26
#140
mr self destruct wrote:
Gary Oldman and Donald Sutherland starring in those bloody awful Barclays adverts. I’ve lost all respect I had for them.
Posted on Sat, 10 July 2004 at 22:43
#141
Krisken wrote:
Waitresses who show up and ask how your food is doing, just as you stuff your mouth with a huge piece of whatever you were eating. “How’s your food?” “moohh, quitght lohvely, thanfks fphor aschking.” Grotesque.
Dentists who treat you like a 4 year old. Him-“How often do you floss?” Me-“Um… oh, once a week or so…” followed by a head shaking disapproval. And what the hell compells someone to want to be a dentest, anyways? “Oh, fine set of teeth you have there dearie! Mind if I dig around in there for a bit with a small metal spear?”
Posted on Sun, 11 July 2004 at 00:00
#142
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Jack Dee said Dentists were failed medical students. ‘Ok, I’ll go, just give me the page on teeth.’
Posted on Sun, 11 July 2004 at 00:10
#143
3ddo-on-the-balcony (eddo) wrote:
Rain and too much wind on the Mont Ventoux.
Posted on Sun, 11 July 2004 at 01:11
#144
donVutz wrote:
stupid german twats that learned nothing from the past.
my dad celebrated his birthday yesterday and there was this stupid friend of him no one likes. so after she herrased everyone with her loud voice for hours and got drunk, she started telling her bullshit views to everyone. ” the german youth is so lazy because of multiculturality”, “the russian (of course everything singular) just took all the wealth from east germany and gave it back when there was nothing more to take.”, “the american, the brits, the french and the russian had a plan to ruin germany after the war and the whole seperation and unity 40 years later were planed in 1949.” and my favourite “if there is one person in the world that has money, it’s the jew.”
at this point i wanted to get my baseballbat and bash those idiotic thoughts out of her head. i mean, she has no fucking reason to complain. she’s got a truckload of money and isn’t old enough to have witnessed nazigermany, so why this shit? it’s just plain stupidity. how can people still be so fucked up?
Posted on Sun, 11 July 2004 at 14:16
#145
ColdEthyl? wrote:
allroy wrote:
THIS IS A POST WITHOUT QUOTES
Oh MissCE, I just wanted to express my lack of stage experience. The last ‘gig’ goes back quite a while. A friend of mine and I just did a bit of a Blues Brothers show (only dancing and lipsyncing) with me as Jake. But of course we got paid (well, sort of, we had free drinks. Hmm, we had them anyway as we performed at parties we were invited to. Damn, if we only had had a manager).
The quote box above seemed necessary to me. :D
Sounds like my great Marianne Rosenberg show I did spontaneously on a party. Maybe we should work together and become the 1000000000th Sonny & Cher impersonators. Which one do you wanna be? ;)
Posted on Mon, 12 July 2004 at 10:58
#146
allroy wrote:
Wow, that’s really hard: to choose between a dead singer/actor-turned-politician and the prototype of plastic surgery (I wonder if the Dead Kennedy named Plaster Surgery Disaster after her :) ).
So I’ll go for alive and artificial. Do I have to shave my legs for our show (not to mention my facial hair)?
Quote (author unknown):
Forgive me, I’m a quoteoholic
Posted on Mon, 12 July 2004 at 11:06
#147
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Sounds great. So I wouldn’t have to shave my legs. *ggg*
Quote (author unknown):
Posted on Mon, 12 July 2004 at 11:20
#148
allroy wrote:
You think we’ll be better than these?
There’s only one big problem I’m afraid: I need a breast reduction to be a credible Cher imposteur. :(
Posted on Mon, 12 July 2004 at 11:29
#149
ColdEthyl? wrote:
Yeah, well, but I’d have to get rid of some ribs to comvince anyone… And those guys are hard to beat, hell… Maybe we should come up with something else. *g*
Posted on Tue, 13 July 2004 at 11:15
#150
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
The Krankies spring to mind… :p
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 13 July 2004 at 11:21
