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Started by infernalover in Chit-Chat

2 days ago i lost for the 2nd time my drivin licence because i was driving drunk. i had 2.06 mg/l (mg/l -> dunno if it’s the right measure) at the alcolimetric machine.
shit.
i won’t drive drunk anymore…
shit it’s august and i can’t drive!!!!!
CAZZO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Sun, 1 August 2004 at 15:50

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#1

Citizen Erased wrote:

Well, better your license than your life :)

Posted on Sun, 1 August 2004 at 17:03

#2

Red_Mist wrote:

good luck with getting insurance next time round :p

Posted on Sun, 1 August 2004 at 17:05

#3

mr self destruct wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

Well, better your license than your life :)

Or someone else’s :mad:

Posted on Sun, 1 August 2004 at 18:48

#4

RobbyVDH wrote:

I hope that at least you feel ashamed driving around drunk… and I also hope you don’t expect sympathy from us :mad: ?

Posted on Sun, 1 August 2004 at 21:20

#5

Elisa wrote:

CHE SFORTUNA!

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 13:15

#6

ratamahatta wrote:

bloody idiot

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 13:59

#7

infernalover wrote:

well i was driving really slow.. not very dangerous… but, hey, i admit my mistake… i won’t do the same for the 3rd time, i hope…

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 14:47

#8

marja (sinner) wrote:

really slow driving can still kill somebody. if this is the second time they caught driving drunk, you should never get your licence back. Shame on you

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 14:52

#9

infernalover wrote:

well but i didn’t kill anybody.. i was drunk, yeah, but not *totally* drunk… I think i was able to drive.. in fact i did.. i know it was the wrong choice..

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 15:00

#10

mr self destruct wrote:

You seem to be more bothered about not being able to drive than the fact you could have killed someone.

If it was up to me you wouldn’t even be allowed to own a bicycle.

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 15:21

#11

rocking roxy wrote:

you shouldn’t get your license back…i hope it will get lost somewhere…

Posted on Mon, 2 August 2004 at 17:09

#12

Auto_Surgery (Mad Axe Man) wrote:

For the second time! What the bloody hell is wrong with you??

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 08:48

#13

soul doubt (an) wrote:

My aunt lost a leg at the age of 20 by a drunk driver! She was just walking the sidewalk, … sober!!!! No compassion with drunk drivers!!!

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 08:55

#14

motherh666 wrote:

Muppet.

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 11:11

#15

Citizen Erased wrote:

Still, at least you’ve got all the other WoMbles agreeing about something :D

If you ever get your license back, do you think you’ll drink & drive again, or will this time definitely be the last?

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 11:40

#16

allroy wrote:

You remind me of an old slogan on a Chumbawamba shirt I had:

‘No one is completely useless,
he can always serve as a bad example.’

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 11:44

#17

Krisken wrote:

You guys wouldn’t believe the ammount of drunk driver people I ran into (while driving taxi, mostly as them being passengers to and from the county jail) with the same mentality as Infernalover here. For them it will never be “I could have killed someone”, but “Blah, blah, excuse”. My personal favorite is still the bullshit cookie metaphore a guy spewed at me.

Him: They pulled me over for drunk driving, but it wasn’t fair.

Me: Huh?

Him: Well, you see, the first time I got pulled over my blood alcohol was .012, and the legal limit was .010.

Me: So you were very drunk.

Him: Yeah. But the second time I was .009, and after the first drunk driving it’s lowered down to .008. Is that fair?

Me: Yeah, sounds fair to me.

Him: Why? Think of it this way… if you were able to have 3 cookies, but got sick, and could only have 1 cookie from then on, would that be fair?

Me: Actually, that makes perfect sense, and sounds completely fair.

Him: But…

Me: Has a cookie ever killed someone? Alcohol is hardly a cookie.

Man, I wish I could have pushed him right out of the cab. I probably would have been awarded a medal.

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 12:33

#18

rocking roxy wrote:

i guess you can get killed by a cookie too when it get stucked in your throat…wasn’t bush nearly killed by a brezel? :D

but anyway: those people seems to have only one braincell, and even this is out of order…

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 12:50

#19

Citizen Erased wrote:

Lots of people drive over the limit and don’t kill anyone, lots drive under the limit and do, so you can see where they’re coming from, but if you are over the limit
1) your chances of an accident dramatically increase
2) you’re breaking the law, the penalty for which is using your license or whatever. Did you not know? Were you in a vacuum for the last however many years? “I’m sorry I broke the law and am being punished accordingly…”

I try to keep clear of all booze if I know I’ve got to drive, doesn’t matter if it’s 5 miles or 100!

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 12:58

#20

mr self destruct wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

wasn’t bush nearly killed by a brezel?

How I wish that sentence didn’t contain a “nearly”… ;)

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 14:05

#21

JSar666 wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

Muppet.

I second the motion.

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 14:39

#22

motherh666 wrote:

Otto Waalkes said it well. The Germans here might remember him.

“Statistics say that 25% of all road accidents are caused by drunk drivers. That means 75% are completely sober!
Get everyone drunk and we’ll be fine.”

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 14:47

#23

allroy wrote:

I’m impressed about your knowledge of German philosophy. :)

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 17:18

#24

JSar666 wrote:

I’m more impressed that I found a German joke funny :p ;)

Posted on Tue, 3 August 2004 at 19:00

#25

ColdEthyl? wrote:

Even more since it’s Otto Waalkes. Here in Germany since the Seventies nobody laughed about him anymore. :D

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 10:56

#26

motherh666 wrote:

Hey! I was still laughing at his stuff well into the 80s :D

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 10:57

#27

infernalover wrote:

c’mon guys
i was just driving home, slowly…
it seems that most of you think that if you exceed of a pair of beers you lose your sight or whatever…
i can’t believe none of you have never driven after drinking too much… i think it can happen..
i do not have an alcolimetric-test in my pocket! how do i know if i’m over or under the legal limit?? many times i walked home or let sombody else drive my car, but not that night ‘cause for me i was ok.. i was wrong..
NOW i know i should have walked home that night, but i didn’t…
For the future, i think i’ll buy that pocket alcol-test… it for about 45 E.
i’m sorry for those who had accidents with someone drunk, but it’s not my case.

bye bye..

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 15:53

#28

Citizen Erased wrote:

infernalover wrote:

i do not have an alcolimetric-test in my pocket! how do i know if i’m over or under the legal limit??

I didn’t drink - therefore I know I’m under the limit
I had a drink, maybe two, maybe not - therfore I know I might be over the limit. Save yourself 45 euros by just doing one or the other, it’s not difficult.

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 16:01

#29

motherh666 wrote:

The point is you had a drink or more and decided to get into a car. Easy as that.

You deserve to get a bit of trouble for that. From the law, from your friends and family and from us. It’s stupid.

Don’t want to do the time?… :D

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 16:03

#30

donVutz wrote:

infernalover wrote:

i do not have an alcolimetric-test in my pocket! how do i know if i’m over or under the legal limit??
…
For the future, i think i’ll buy that pocket alcol-test… it for about 45 E.

I can save you those 45 Euro pretty easy: Don’t drive in the next two hours after having two beers!
That’s how I do it when going out and have the driving-job. I drink one, sometimes two beers when ariving at the pub/disco/whorehouse and that’s it. Worked for me.

Posted on Wed, 4 August 2004 at 23:02

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