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Started by ctrlaltdelete (chris) in Chit-Chat

We could set up a poll to see who has taken a leaf from the motely crue bible and lived a rock’n’roll life.Every month we could vote some1 as most rock’n’roll member of the month depending on what debauched acts they’ve been up to.They could get extra points for stuff. And it would be funny to read what wombles get up to!!!!?

Posted on Thu, 19 August 2004 at 20:30

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#1

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

I am an accountant
I go to bed before midnight if I have to work the next day
I do not take drugs
I drink, in moderation
I am in a stable a committed relationship
I try to eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day
I save money carefully
I am not tattooed
I am not pierced
I’m not going to win, am I?

On the other hand, what is rock’n’roll? If it’s doing whatever you want then woo-hoo see me rock! I like being able to do my job well, and I like saving if it means blowing the lot once a year on a holiday etc etc. If, on the other hand, being rock’n’roll is going out getting trashed and living all the cliches EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T WANT TO, then thanks, but I’ll pass. Like Eric Idle’s waiter, “Fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way!”. Horses for courses. I admit that the fact that the most exciting moment of today was when I bought some Lego may strike some as dull but… no, hang on, that strikes me as dull, so scrub that.

Anyway, rant over, as I’ve forgotten the point I was trying to make. I guess I’m just not a good loser. Grumble.

Posted on Thu, 19 August 2004 at 20:46

#2

Stiggi wrote:

I’m a student for child education
I don’t wake up before 15.00 on sundays
I drink once every 2 months
Same goes for parties
I get drunk 3 times a year
I’m a vegetarian (almost vegan *shudder*)
I quit smoking because of health issues
I can’t keep a job for more than 6 months
I’m in a stable relationship
I’m not tatooed or pierced
I don’t drink pure Jack Daniels, just with cola
I go to concerts to “enjoy the music” and mock about the kiddies that keep bumping into me
I spend most of my weekends at home
I’ve got a Def Lepard record

Ha, that last one definatly made me loose! Well CE, you’re not even good enough to become last, you’ll always be second.

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 04:59

#3

rocking roxy wrote:

i’m a student for rural management and environmental protection
normally i go to bed early
i drink a glass maybe 5 times a year
i never tried drugs or too smoke
i don’t like parties
i’m in a staple relationship
i’m not tattooed or pierced
i do recycling
i help snails over the street, so nobody can crash them
i freak out when people let drop their waste in public

i guess the only thing which brings me to rock’n’roll is that i love the music and like going to concerts

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 06:59

#4

marja (sinner) wrote:

I’m an account manager (suits and ties for the men and the ladies)
I have spent the last two weeks number crunching on my desk
the rest of the time I do the laundry, dusting, ironing, cleaning, and play the piano
I go to a fitness club
I don’t like to get drunk so it happens not that often
I don’t smoke
I’m in a stable relationship and I’m really enoying it
I own a romeo and juliet-the musical CD (and I just love singing along to it in the car)
But, I think this will make me win, I drink champagne nearly every week, mostely pink one (that’s even more rock ‘n roll)

To who I should give my adress to sent the award for this month ;)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 07:02

#5

motherh666 wrote:

Pro:

Computer games tester living in the center of Amsterdam. Tattooed (one T?) and pierced.
Drink Jack D n Coke.
Last weekend I got drunk at a record release party and talked to the editor of Rocksound about bs.

Negative:
Computer games tester in Amsterdam. I drink, swear and smoke too much, I don’t have a girlfriend. I work 60 hours a week. When I come home I drink and play computer games.
I’m constantly broke and my nose-hairs are growing out of control.

Thank you.

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 07:54

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motherh666’s post on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 07:55 was deleted by a moderator

#7

marja (sinner) wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

i’m in a staple relationship

oh my god, poor child. I hope it doesn’t hurt too much :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 08:03

#8

msd wrote:

marja wrote:

oh my god, poor child. I hope it doesn’t hurt too much :D

I bet they’re really ‘attached’ to each other ;)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 08:25

#9

rocking roxy wrote:

do i have another definition of “staple” then you do? does my teacher teached me s.th. wrong? :eek:

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 08:45

#10

marja (sinner) wrote:

a staple is in german a Heftklammer. :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 09:09

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

rocking roxy wrote:

do i have another definition of “staple” then you do? does my teacher teached me s.th. wrong? :eek:

you mean ‘stable’, with a ‘b’ ;)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 09:13

#12

rocking roxy wrote:

oups…seems so s.o. removed my “b” from my key”p”oard :rolleyes:

stupid me :(

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 09:21

#13

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

Greetings to Roppy then. :p

I don’t want any rock’n’roll award ‘coz so many seemingly deserving it died on their own vomit, drug abuse, etc.
So I’ll remain an average WoMble.

But it’s a good thread to find out more about you guys. :)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 10:54

#14

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

@ Roxy - Your tutor could have meant ‘staple’ as in ‘a staple diet’, which kinda means solid, basic… - sort of makes sense ;)

I am a parent/clerical officer/occassional groupie
I rarely go to bed before midnight
I drink too much
I am single
I squander my cash
I am tattooed
I am pierced
But I do try to eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day

:cool:

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 11:26

#15

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

I am single

Now at least half of the male single T? fans of Leeds will gather outside your house. Or was that the purpose of your post? :o

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 11:33

#16

motherh666 wrote:

Leeds? I’m booking some tickets now. Someone got an online map? ;)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 11:38

#17

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Excellent stuff…form an orderly queue, please :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 13:13

#18

motherh666 wrote:

No favourite-womble backstage passes available?

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 14:08

#19

motherh666 wrote:

eehmm. wait. that didn’t sound right :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 14:09

#20

RobbyVDH wrote:

Some very cool posts here, so here goes:

Negative points:

I’m a financial analyst
I’m in a “staple” relationship :D
The latest I go to bed during the week is 23.15
I hardly drink any alcohol
I don’t smoke
I don’t take drugs
I don’t cheat on my girlfriend
I enjoy going to Europe concerts :D
I like Metallica and I’m damn’ proud of it
I am not tattooed (yet)
I work for the same company for almost 4 years now

Positive points:

I love noisy rock ‘n’ roll clubs
Going to rock shows is my perfect idea for a cool weekend
God is a sissy and Satan kicks ass :cool:
I make free publicity for our T? friends everywhere I go with my car :)
I force my family to listen to T? on a daily basis
And when I go on T? tour, there are no limits :cool:

ok, now what did I win :D ?

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 16:59

#21

Gav wrote:

Ok - here goes

I have a decent job in an office that I hate anyway
I drive to fast
I play music too loud
I drink to much nearly every day
I do less drugs than I did
I have tattoos
I am not pierced
I never go to bed before midnight even If I have to get up early
I have given up smoking but still have one now and again
I used to be in a band
I have just started to play golf
I try to have a good time as often as possible
I still live with my parents even though I’m 25

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 17:05

#22

msd wrote:

Fuck it:

I’ve thrown up on T?’s tourbus (and am still embarrassed about it)
I went on holiday once and woke up in hospital on the fifth day after falling down some stairs pissed
I’ve taken innumerable drugs, the most being four varieties in one evening
I went to an all night party with Rocket Science (Aussie band), then straight to work in the morning
I’ve been physically removed by bouncers from four different nightclubs
I’ve sprayed beer over a policeman
I’m tattooed and pierced

And no, I’m not particularly proud of any of it, before anyone asks ;)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 17:40

#23

RobbyVDH wrote:

hmmmm good one… you gave me a bit extra inspiration:

I still live with my parents too
I wash myself every day
I’m a big fan of Bert & Ernie
I never said “fuck you” to my boss (although I wanted to do it many times already)
I always pay my taxes
I try to be a good driver on the road (which is difficult with all those other assholes out there :D )

And probably the worst of all: I went to a Bon Jovi concert twice already :eek:

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 17:45

#24

RobbyVDH wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

Fuck it:

I’ve thrown up on T?’s tourbus (and am still embarrassed about it)

Yeah that rocks :D

This guy is the winner :)

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 17:46

#25

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Hah, I think Neil would disagree - he had to clean it up :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 18:39

#26

RobbyVDH wrote:

Neil had to clean it up???

:D

Brilliant :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 18:45

#27

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Not so brilliant for those of us who had to remain on the stinky tourbus of death but yeah, very funny. Congrats Sam :D

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 19:58

#28

ctrlaltdelete (chris) wrote:

I’ve decided that because I started this I can’t enter it.

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 23:24

#29

Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:

hey donVutz i have FOUR Def Leppard albums…

Posted on Fri, 20 August 2004 at 23:51

#30

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

donVutz wrote:

Well CE… you’ll always be second.

A gentleman always comes second. Or third if he’s done particularly well pulling.

I forgot to mention:

I do all the housework in our house
I am fastidious about ironing
I thought Bad Boys II was shockingly violent
I eat All-Bran for breakfast
The first thing I did when I was made redundant was ring my mum
I will shortly be going to the gym ON A SATURDAY
I’m spending time looking through furniture catalogues & housemake-over programmes these days
My first thought on reading the Dancin with Manson lyrics was ‘urgh!’

But, like Roxy, I’m just here for the music maaaaaaaaaaan! Have been right down the front at every T? gig I’ve been to, and have been to every one that I got the chance. Wa-hey!

Oh, and my girlfriend is quite disapporoving about the amount of time I spend on WoM!

Posted on Sat, 21 August 2004 at 08:53

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