Wall of Mouths

My mom doesn’t have enough rope any more;)

other one:I didn’t start talkin until my third year:eek:

The first time I was drunk in my life was at the age of 3 when I drank 3/4 Bottle of “Spiritus” which my dad hadn’t put away in a safe place. I slept for 3 days and had to drink loads of Milk and was smelling…well, not to well!

I have been on a diet at the age of…1. It is normal for babies that their weight is doubled in the 1st year, but trippled is a bit too much: The doctor said I had to move more and told my mom to put my favourite toy(football)at the other side of the living room so I HAD to move to go and get it, but I was thinking else way—-> I just pointed at the ball and then my brother went to get it for me…a right little fat bastard I was!

Don’t worry Kyle, we’ll keep it a secret;)

Ronald, after your death, which hopefully will be in the very far future, you should dispose of your body by will for scienctific research. ;)

my housemate pissed me off so i stuck my cock in his milk

i once stole a camcorder, 2 sets of hi hats, a bass drum pedal, a keyboard, a 4 track recorder and a mic stand from school

this was revenge for them sending me home on a school trip to amsterdam for being stoned out of my face on the first day

it made the broadsheet newspapers!

hamburger shaped bals?

revenge is my middle name
taking a group of 6th formers to amsterdam - what the fuck did they think would happen?

i love amsterdam, its the best place on earth

you HAVE to go to amsterdam!!
its what i imagine heaven to be like

you all make me sound normal :D

i think ill be going over in march
theres still a lot of coffee shops i need to try out

Its a nice city and all, and I’ve had good fun here the past year, but heaven it is not.

When I was 4 years old I cut off all the nostrils from our cat since I believed those hairs were far too long…I thought I was doing right at the time:mad:…kicks hiself!

You mean the whiskers, but I understand what you did. You don’t have to kick yourself though, because you thought you were helping your cat. Did they grow back eventually? A good thing you didn’t think its tail was too long.

@joseph? you don’t need geography to know that Amsterdam is the capitol of Holland, do you?

Yes, the whiskers…and unfortunately they don’t grow back, but indeed, I didn’t know…now come on you Polar Bear…confess to us what you have done, I bet there must be something!:rolleyes:

All right then. At kindergarden thare was this kid who was very homesick and I told him he could go home. When his mother came to pick him up, he wasn’t here anymore, off course. The police were called and organised a search party. It was only late that evening when they found him again. I never told anyone I was to blame.