Unbeliever on Wall of Mouths

Unbeliever

Alright… She dumped me and I was down and out…lost…confused. Drunk as hell for five days. Now I´m back!
Couple of warnings: Never start to date with someone who doesn´t like T?. Never buy a dildo as a present. Never hang around with somebody who´s smarter than you. Never tell anybody these kind of things!
Your silence is as heavy as my eyes…

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 13:06

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motherh666 wrote:

Poque Mahone wrote:
Never hang around with somebody who´s smarter than you.

I’d be known as Seb No Friends then. Oh wait…

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 13:40

allroy wrote:

I thought I’m your friend, Seb. :cool:

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 13:49

motherh666 wrote:

I think of you more as a sex-toy. Something I can use and then discard when it gets too stinky/sticky. :D

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 14:28

allroy wrote:

So I’ll have to buy you a dildo that you can get rid of me? :D

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 14:34

up_in_flames (Tom) wrote:

I think you’re not a big help for the deperate guy…

man, I know it’s hard, but get you’re head up. Try to think of something else, concentrate on things that are important to you. let some time pass and the scar will heal.

all the best and rise up!

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 14:34

motherh666 wrote:

Aye sorry. Hijacked it a bit. Don’t worry mate, from your previous posts she sounded like a bit of a bitch, maybe its for the best. Best thing to do is go out and get laid. But that’s my answer to everyones problems…

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 15:01

deadsetgav wrote:

Seb - I’ve got a headache, what should I do?

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 18:07

allroy wrote:

Seb, she got a headache, what should I do?

Posted on Mon, 10 January 2005 at 22:05

Poque Mahone wrote:

At least I dreamt about getting laid last night. Good start,right? When I woke up, my hands were not under cover… Maybe thats why I have this wild stare today.

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 07:18

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motherh666 wrote:

Ok, one at a time here.

Deadsetgav - Go get laid

Allroy - Go get laid (might require hard currency in exchange)

Kissmyass - I think you require closure. Go get laid.

regards,

Motherh

Internet Psychologist, Attorney at law and kipper eating champion of 1995.

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 08:45

#11

allroy wrote:

motherh666 wrote:
Allroy - Go get laid (might require hard currency in exchange)

Can I get a tax refund for the emerging costs? ;)

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 09:05

#12

motherh666 wrote:

Yes. But make sure you get a receipt.

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 09:07

#13

allroy wrote:

I will. In the end,it’s cheaper and less time consuming than buying flowers, hanging on the phone for hours etc. :D

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 09:08

#14

marja (sinner) wrote:

@poque: complete and uther bollocks the advice you gave. I’m sorry for the harsh words, but it is true. She just wasn’t the girl for you, it has nothing to do with not liking T? and being smarter (or pretending to be). maybe the dildo wasn’t a great idea :), but it made me laugh reading it. And besides, like I said before, if she didn’t do the blow job thingie, she realy isn’t worth crying over about. Have some one night stands and one day the right one will come along.

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 15:06

#15

motherh666 wrote:

And how is not getting laid going to help the guy!?

Get back on the wagon and have some fun. Then when you’ve had enough sluts booze and hangovers start dating again.

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 15:51

#16

marja (sinner) wrote:

that was exactly what I meant. Wasn’t it clear? :)

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:01

#17

motherh666 wrote:

No. Now stop flirting with me ;)

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:18

#18

marja (sinner) wrote:

was i flirting? I’m sorry I will never talk about blow jobs again :o :D

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:19

#19

motherh666 wrote:

:eek: :D…

That looks like someone biting off a cock…

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:22

#20

marja (sinner) wrote:

tried that once, wasn’t a good idea :)

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:28

#21

motherh666 wrote:

NO SHIT!

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:37

#22

marja (sinner) wrote:

Offcourse not, it was an accident. Nothing happened not even a drop of blood. Just a bit of pain. I apologised over and over and offcourse i had to treath him nice (over and over :))

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:42

#23

motherh666 wrote:

Oh ok. Right. Now stop it. This is a family message board. Behave yourself..

Posted on Tue, 11 January 2005 at 16:47

#24

allroy wrote:

I’m absent for just one afternoon and this board becomes a smut hole.

I like that. :D