#841
Dennis wrote:
At least they’re not Welsh…
Posted on Wed, 3 September 2008 at 15:51
#842
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Me and my wife achieved simultaneous orgasms last night.
Unfortunately she was in bed with her lover and I was hiding in the wardrobe.
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My condom split on me last night.
It was terrible, there was spunk all over my keyboard.
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Whats big in America?
Humans.
Posted on Wed, 3 September 2008 at 20:51
#843
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
you read sickipedia too then colin?
:p
Posted on Wed, 3 September 2008 at 21:35
#844
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Wee bit ;)
You a member of it?
I think everyone should have a hobby - it’s good for you.
Mine, for example, involves 22 guys kicking around a little white thing, attacking with teamwork, attempting to beat the defence, trying to put your tackle in first , and then doing the odd bit of dribbling…
…I do love a good gang rape.
Posted on Wed, 3 September 2008 at 22:22
#845
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Bloke goes into a gun shop, and asks for a gun, the gunsmith asks, “What’s it for mate?” and the bloke says, “Oh, its just for shooting some cans in my garden”.
The gunsmith says, “Ok, you can have a small rifle for just shooting cans”, the next day the bloke returns to the shop and asks for a machine gun, the gunsmith says, “Bloody hell, what sort of cans are you shooting at?” and the bloke says, “Oh, Americans, Africans, Jamaicans and Mexicans”
Posted on Wed, 3 September 2008 at 22:28
#846
Charlie wrote:
:D
Why is a square meal served on a round plate :)
Why do women wear high heels ? It’s to practice walking around on tip toe, so they can sneak out of the house to be unfaithful :)
Footballers are all cheaters…And then they get ON the pitch :P
I do apologise :’(
Posted on Thu, 4 September 2008 at 01:10
#847
buffalo-boy wrote:
They are truly awful, Charlie!
Posted on Wed, 10 September 2008 at 14:27
#848
Charlie wrote:
I know :p I do love a bad joke every now and then.
Posted on Wed, 10 September 2008 at 14:52
#849
Superunknown wrote:
CS wrote:
The wife has got three double wardrobes full of “nothing to wear”
I have a been granted a hanging space big enough for about four hangers and two drawers for my own clothes and I am the “selfish one”
This is actually not funny. It’s just true.
Posted on Fri, 26 September 2008 at 06:46 in reply to an earlier post
#850
Lenny wrote:
What’s the difference between a referee and a battery?
The battery has a positive side.
Why should you bury referee’s 500 feet underground?
Because deep down they’re nice people
Posted on Mon, 29 September 2008 at 22:54
#851
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
A priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled?”
She replies, “No sir, it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard!!”
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Little boy in his room playing with his train set. When the train pulls into the station, the boy announces “All you bastards who are getting off, get to fuck. All you bastards who are getting on, fucking hurry up.” His mum hears him and says “Untill you can behave yourself and stop talking like that, you can sit downstairs.
2 Hours later, mum relents and sends him back to play. He goes back to his train set and announces “All passengers who are disembarking, have a nice day. All passengers who are embarking, welcome aboard. And all the passengers who are unhappy at the 2 hour delay can blame that fat cunt in the kitchen!!”
Posted on Thu, 2 October 2008 at 13:03
