Wall of Mouths

Yeah what a nerd :D

thats quite scary in places

Dave Mustane looks like Boyd from Neighbours

Paul Stanley looks like a reflection in a spoon rather than a photo

Axl Rose looks ‘a bit chinese’

Paul McCartney looks like Mark E Smith from The Fall

Noel Gallagher looks like he should be driving a pink Rolls Royce.

deadsetgav wrote:

Noel Gallagher looks like he should be driving a pink Rolls Royce.

Too right :D

mr self destruct wrote:

I wouldn’t go that far. From an incredibly ugly duckling to a passable mallard, I’d say.

Well i’d quack happily with her any day.

That just reminded me of a joke:

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, “Cash or check?” and the duck says, “Just put it on my bill.”

remembering shit like this has been happening to me a lot recently :(

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he’s going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn’t know what to do anymore. The officer says, “Look, there’s a zoo not far from there and that’s where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem.” The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did that,” said the driver, “but now they want to go to the beach!”

I typed in google ‘duck jokes’ and would you believe they have a site dedicated to duck jokes… isn’t the internet a wonderfull thing

They have the chapstick joke too!

If you can find any jokes involving Shirley Manson and ducks, I’ll be well impressed.

Or dirty stories.

A prize for the best one.

Me saying, “you win”. :)

Kyle Bovine wrote:

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”

Weird: I was going to tell that exact same joke in the ‘bad joke’ thread… but I just couldn’t be bothered … :rolleyes:

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any cocaine?”
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t sell cocaine. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any cocaine?”

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not sell cocaine, has never sold cocaine, and, furthermore, will never sell cocaine. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to whisper: ”Listen, duck! I managed to get some cocaine for you.’

The duck is silent for a moment, then pulls out a police badge and yells: “You’re under arrest, Sir!”

Hey, you made me do it! On a side note, we played that joke on a stage in school. I was the bartender. It was a career defining performance, I can tell you.

I wanted to post a pic of young Trent Reznor but somehow it wouldn’t work.

Tommy Lee has an evil stare, like he’s saying “i could dance you off the stage anytime,” in a really threatening voice