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Started by motherh666 in Chit-Chat

Well girls, the day has finally arrived. It appears I am single again so form a nice orderly queue and no fighting.

Applicants must be at least this tall

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Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:15

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#1

allroy wrote:

And what varying size do you have to offer for the ladies? :p

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:25

#2

motherh666 wrote:

6.3 foot of German/Scottish man-hood (1.91 meters for the european chicks)

Cons:
I drink, smoke and swear too much and spend too much time playing the computer.

Pros:
I have cash.

That should do.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:29

#3

allroy wrote:

And your little Seb?

We know that size doesn’t matter, but ladies are different, no matter what they say. ;)

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:31

#4

motherh666 wrote:

Just look under my handle on the left there
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Not an issue

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:34

#5

allroy wrote:

Title: Let me quote Nomeansno here

“Now we are sitting by the fire
But daddy’s getting tired
`cause he’s drunk the whole crock
now he’s got a limp cock
Big dick

Big dick! Come quick
Big dick! Come quick”

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:38

#6

motherh666 wrote:

That has never been an issue. I am still a healthy young man and booze has never affected my “performance”.

STRONG LIKE BEAR

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:39

#7

allroy wrote:

Do you read that, ladies? Who wants to ride a stallion like him? :rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:41

#8

motherh666 wrote:

So much for sympathy. There’s me bleeding my heart out after losing a loved one to a nasty lawnmower accident and all you can do is taunt me. Shame on you. Shame.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:43

#9

allroy wrote:

At least you made it look like an accident. Good job.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:47

#10

motherh666 wrote:

I try. Now… The word must be spreading around the EU by now so I should be having sex in the next 8 hours or so :rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:55

#11

allroy wrote:

That must’ve been the longest time you’ve been celibate then.:rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 14:58

#12

motherh666 wrote:

bah. I’m bloody miserable really.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:00

#13

zipless wrote:

cheer up, mate!

i love this thread.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:12

#14

motherh666 wrote:

Fair point. The show must go on. Cannot stop entertaining the masses because of my personal problems. To prove the point I shall post a funny picture. The only picture which *sniff*, keeps me going…

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Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:19

#15

allroy wrote:

You seem to miss her so much that you want to get laid again as soon as possible. :rolleyes:

But if you’re really sad I apologise sincerely and hope you’ll get over it.

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:45

#16

motherh666 wrote:

I hide my true emotions with emoticons and pictures of dogs wearing wigs. its the only way to cope. :(

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:49

#17

allroy wrote:

It’s a dog? :o

I thought it was your ex…

…treme sense of humour that made you post a self portrait. :p

I also hide my true feelings, but I use bad jokes as a disguise. Anyway, cheer up, no woman’s worth to be too depressed (and I really mean that).

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:53

#18

motherh666 wrote:

Message board comedians… bah!

Anyway, back to the dogs…

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Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 15:58

#19

allroy wrote:

Now you scare me. :eek:

*sneaks out*

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:06

#20

motherh666 wrote:

Even Allroy has left me. just as I need someone to talk to the most…

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Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:12

#21

allroy wrote:

*sneaks back in*

You promised me not to post that picture of me trying to cover my hair problems. :(

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:16

#22

motherh666 wrote:

Promises? Pah! THEY MEAN NOTHING!!

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:20

#23

allroy wrote:

Like your promises to the ladies to be a fountain of virility? :p

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:26

#24

motherh666 wrote:

Its not a promise its a scientific fact. Just like a wig on a dog making it exactly 24x cuter.

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Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:31

#25

allroy wrote:

Yeah, wig the dog. :D

Posted on Wed, 19 January 2005 at 16:33

#26

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Why is that you wait ages to find a decent boyfriend and then loads become single at once?

Posted on Thu, 20 January 2005 at 00:56

#27

PanZer wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Why is that you wait ages to find a decent boyfriend and then loads become single at once?

c’est la vie…!

;)

Posted on Thu, 20 January 2005 at 07:22

#28

motherh666 wrote:

I’m sorry Hooch. We’ll have to work on our timing a little I guess. :)

Posted on Thu, 20 January 2005 at 08:44

#29

Citizen Erased wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

Why is that you wait ages to find a decent boyfriend and then loads become single at once?

They were waiting for it to be safe to come out?

Posted on Thu, 20 January 2005 at 19:28

#30

Flo wrote:

But,

still,

not one single lady around for Motherh666…

Guess, nobody on this board is interested in your offer…

Posted on Thu, 20 January 2005 at 20:51

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