#31
Divers (Simon) wrote:
If people are standing kissing and cuddling just stand there staring at them in a pervy way. and if they look at you say “don’t mind me i’m just watching” they will probably go away… or call the cops!
I didn’t think that through…don’t do that.
Posted on Mon, 14 February 2005 at 23:16
#32
jimmy wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
I’d have been shocked too. A beer and a wank, surely? ;)
no, ‘a pot noodle and a wank’, youve got nutrition as well as a drink(sorta, (just add more water)) and self gratification, all for under a pound!!
thats what i did, best night in for a long time :D
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 08:17
#33
motherh666 wrote:
Valentines is over.
Let normal service continue.
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 08:45
#34
Ronald wrote:
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 11:55
#35
allroy wrote:
Hmmm, could Osama be a womble under the name of motherh666? :rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 12:06
#36
motherh666 wrote:
I think its the other way around.
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 12:11
#37
Ronald wrote:
No way, I had something to drink in de Melkweg in Amsterdam, but Osama is much better looking than Mother666…HAHAHAHA!;)
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 12:43
#38
motherh666 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA?
I don’t find that funny in the slightest. I demand satisfaction dear sir!
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:05
#39
Ronald wrote:
The administrator has specified that you can only edit messages for 10 minutes after you have posted. This limit has expired, so you must contact the administrator to make alterations on your message.
I tried, but was too late..I hope you accept my sincere apologies
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:10
#40
motherh666 wrote:
Tomorrow at noon. Guns. Bring an independent adjudicator and I will bring a medic.
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:12
#41
Ronald wrote:
You’d better start saying goodbye to your loved ones now!Since you are working on computergames I’ll get you a nice stone:” Game Over”:p
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:15
#42
Poque Mahone wrote:
That is getting serious…But the winner can always blame Marilyn Manson!
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:17
#43
Ronald wrote:
Lets make the 15th of February:” ViolentinesDay”…bring it on!:D
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:22
#44
allroy wrote:
Anyone taking bets on who’s going to survive?
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:24
#45
Ronald wrote:
Over here in Rotterdam my nickname is Billy the Kid, so you know on who you should put your money…Last One To Heaven’s a Loser…
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:27
#46
motherh666 wrote:
In Glasgow I was knows as Fast Seb, and it had nothing to do with my sexual performance. So watch it buster.
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:32
#47
Ronald wrote:
Well, my gun will ejaculate earlier than yours so you will be ejaculated out of life, Fast Seb:P
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:41
#48
allroy wrote:
I think Seb will win. He’s an experienced egoshooter (hmmm, this applies to his ejaculation technique as well, I suppose :p )
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:48
#49
Ronald wrote:
Allroy, you’d better not sign up for adjudicator because IF SEB is faster than I am he’ll probably save a spare bullet for you:p
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 13:51
#50
allroy wrote:
I’ll be prepared for that. :cool:
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:02
#51
Ronald wrote:
Well, There’d better be no spectators becuase if you are gonna shoot like that there will be no survivors:eek:
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:04
#52
motherh666 wrote:
where is this going? I forgot what we’re talking about…
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:08
#53
allroy wrote:
Your ejaculation problems. ;)
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:11
#54
Ronald wrote:
Uhm…I think I am stepping out here, I’ll leave you boys alone:D
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:16
#55
motherh666 wrote:
oh god damn it. not this subject again. Do you know how many ,essage boards I’ve had to leave because of it??
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:21
#56
allroy wrote:
Hmmm, you regard women as messageboards, how interesting. ;)
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:25
#57
motherh666 wrote:
Making love to a beautiful woman is a lot like posting on a message board. It takes time, commitment and a reliable internet connection..
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 14:40
#58
deadsetgav wrote:
motherh666 wrote:
oh god damn it. not this subject again. Do you know how many ,essage boards I’ve had to leave because of it??
Was that a typing mistake? did you mean massage boards?
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 18:09
#59
Kyle Bovine (K B) wrote:
:D Good thread guys keep it up, and dont let it climax too soon.
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 18:14
#60
allroy wrote:
That’ll be difficult with motherh666 involved. :rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 15 February 2005 at 18:17
