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Housemates from hell

i sincerely believe that one of my housemates has come straight from the depths of hell, aside from many other annoying and petulant acts she has just decided to take all of my pans and baking trays home to reading with her for the weekend for no reason at all. It might not seem like a big deal but considering i have no money at all right now and all i have to eat is pasta so right now im ruined. Im seriously contemplating putting glue in her shampoo.

Does anyone have any other ideas for revenge? or have you had a housemate from hell?

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 02:06

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White Psycho wrote:

Are you hooked up to a LAN? If so then cut her connection. It what I do if one of my housemates is being a dick, and its always the same one. He’s moving out at the end of the year thank fuck!

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 04:25

Divers (Simon) wrote:

You could clean your bog with her toothbruch thats a good one.
But by the sounds of it she could well be insane.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 04:27

Rico wrote:

haha i contemplated that toothbrush one the other night but i thought it was a bit harsh but right now she deserves it

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 11:16

deadsetgav wrote:

I used to live in a house with 5 other uni mates and two of them turned into complete fuckwits…

I put piss in one guys hair gel - I also spat a considerable amount of phlegm into someones peanut butter.

They did let their skanky unwashed american student friend stay in my fucking bed whilst I was in hospital without telling me - cunts.

I also kicked the fuck out of his bike and threatened to throw him in the canal and kicked the others bedroom door off its hinges… I guess in hindsight I turned round the situation and became the housemate from hell for a few weeks…

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 11:47

Rico wrote:

fight fire with fire thats what i say

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 11:51

Ronald wrote:

I live with 2 people and we get along just fine, I guess I am very lucky!

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:04

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Everyone in my flat in the first year of Postgrad study were really cool, it was a great time.
Second year, this total dick moved in. It still makes me mad thinking about him. Just about everything was wrong about him. Everything. Gaahhhh. All the usual stuff about nicking other people’s cooking utensils (specifically: mine); random bullshit (My mate Piet had started drinking Cider, because it was so very cheap, and we were all taking the piss out of him. My nameless flatmate suggested that he drink vodka, because (quoteunquote) ‘You can get absolutely hammered on two shots’…; and he invited a friend of his from his previous university to stay for a couple of days, but went into his office (he was PhD student) like normal, leaving thsi poor girl with nothing to do: he hadn’t lent her his keys, nor told her the secuirty number to the building, so she had to stay in (and his cupboard in the kitchen had a lock on it, so she couldn’t even eat. When I got up first thing in the afternoon that day, I can tell you I’ve never seen a total stranger look so pleased to see me. poor girl.

The revenge was sweet. In talking to my mate Piet one day he confessed to arse crackers.
‘um, what?’
’ I took his crackers and…’
You get the idea.
After hearing that story, I wandered back into my flat to see the guy tucking into a huge plate of cheese and crackers. I will never forget the smile he gave me as he went past (teeth gummed up with cracker crumbs, like that bit in Ace Ventura…)

Happy times.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:19

Ronald wrote:

But…when one guy left I told him that I had been cleaning my arse with his toothbrush for the past 4 years now:D

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:23

mr self destruct wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:
They did let their skanky unwashed american student friend stay in my fucking bed whilst I was in hospital without telling me - cunts.

You’ve mentioned this before I think - clearly it was quite a traumatising event ;)

One of my housemates has started to really annoy me. He hasn’t actually done anything, just has the most irritating laugh in the world. I’m not sure whether this warrants further action or not.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:25

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:
You’ve mentioned this before I think - clearly it was quite a traumatising event ;)

Some kind of support group is surely in order?

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I’m not sure whether this warrants further action or not.

*cough* arse crackers *cough*

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:27

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mr self destruct wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:
Some kind of support group is surely in order?

This place will be support group city before much longer. I think Gav has enough on his plate trying to stay sober - though perhaps the memories of the skanky American in his bed, and his former drunkeness, are related?

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:32

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

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This place will be support group city before much longer.

Sam for Mayor!

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:33

#13

mr self destruct wrote:

Sheriff :)

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:36

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

I don’t know which is scarier…

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:43

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mr self destruct wrote:

This city being run by a fascist dictator (me), you don’t need to think about it…

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 12:57

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deadsetgav wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:
This place will be support group city before much longer. I think Gav has enough on his plate trying to stay sober - though perhaps the memories of the skanky American in his bed, and his former drunkeness, are related?

When I was at uni and on the beer I was a bit of a beserker…

The poor guy just stood there looking at me trying to impliment the ‘duck and cover’ technique.

The twat.

I cannot convey what an arse faced fuckwit this guy was - well I could - I could link to his homepage but that would reveal his identity.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 13:06

#17

mr self destruct wrote:

The power of Christ compels you…

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 13:08

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deadsetgav wrote:

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 13:15

#19

Rico wrote:

do it…lol

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 14:01

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:
This city being run by a fascist dictator (me), you don’t need to think about it…

no sir.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 14:37

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Andy D (Andy) wrote:

Sorry, I thought this thread was called mousemats from hell so ignore my post.

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 18:21

#22

mr self destruct wrote:

Boom, tish! ;)

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 18:25

#23

Fordonian wrote:

I did so many things to one guy I lived who kept stealing all our food out of the kitchen - the entire house hated him though (all 7 of us).

The best one we came up with was using chocolate flavoured laxatice to make choc rice crispy cakes and leaving them out with a sign saying “Help yourself”. He was a right greedy fucker- we made 8 and he had 7. the guy who made them had one to test it and was up all that night crappy himself. the one we hated - two days later he was still running upstairs on a regular basis. Served the greedy fuck right! :D

Posted on Sat, 19 March 2005 at 19:38

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White Psycho wrote:

The guy in my house leaves all his cooking stuff out, leaves huge messes and is always the first to say “We need to clean up <insert room here>” No you need to clean up after yourself you messy fuckwit. He also thinks looking at tits is wrong, and think wanking is wrong too. Ladies and jellyspoons this is an extreme product of catholic school.

Posted on Sun, 20 March 2005 at 01:54

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

I used to live with a smack head so i sold my flat and chucked him out and now I live in Australia.. that showed him!!

Posted on Mon, 21 March 2005 at 03:20

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Bit drastic, though? ;)

Posted on Mon, 21 March 2005 at 08:36

#27

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Maybe:rolleyes: