#31
tatty seaside town wrote:
“The usual strangers” in here huh? :)
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 08:00
#32
deadsetgav wrote:
Well - I ended up goin out Friday to a works party and I am going out tonight. Sobriety has slipped another week…
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 18:06
#33
Idlevice2 wrote:
Can I join? I’m 18 and single. Permanently. I like Therapy? I’ve seen airheads- surely I’d fit right in.
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 18:21
#34
motherh666 wrote:
Welcome aboard. If there are any more single men in this thread we could open up a gigolo service.
“Phone now to date any one of sexy single men from therapyquestionmark.com for fun, romance and maybe more”
0800 HairyMen
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 19:38
#35
tatty seaside town wrote:
*lol* still no sign of ladies in here. perhaps this thread really should named “gigolo” better :)
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 19:41
#36
PanZer wrote:
hey…Im not single, but i read the thread anyway…and i thought about a name for your “crew”…what about something with “harem” in it? heh?
that’s what your “lounge” made me think of…
just my two cents…hehehehe…
:D
Posted on Sat, 9 April 2005 at 22:06
#37
Poque Mahone wrote:
Wanna be my chainsaw?
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Sun, 10 April 2005 at 09:04
#38
motherh666 wrote:
Is Satan your lord and master by any chance?
Posted on Sun, 10 April 2005 at 11:13
#39
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Sun, 10 April 2005 at 11:15
#40
Poque Mahone wrote:
motherh666 wrote:
Is Satan your lord and master by any chance?
:eek:
Posted on Sun, 10 April 2005 at 13:07
#41
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I think the lack of women is becoming a major problem, it’s now a sort of lonely blokes club.
Posted on Sun, 10 April 2005 at 23:08
#42
Poque Mahone wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
We should think of a gang name
I think Beautiful People tells all about us;)
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 05:07
#43
motherh666 wrote:
Maybe we’ll have a better chance of getting women out there in the real world. :(
The women here all seem to be in relationships, not that that would really stop me. ;)
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 07:56
#44
marja (sinner) wrote:
it’s time the madam joins in to help you guys out :)
ok, now tell me all your good qualities and your bad ones, I’ll turn them into a killer ad no woman could ever resist :)
and if I don’t, well, at least I had a good laugh
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 07:58
#45
motherh666 wrote:
Good: I have lots of money (usually). I can drink a horse to death. I can handle myself in a knife-fight. I am house-trained. I am well endowed. I have a big DVD collection. I can cook.
Bad: I’m completely broke right now. I swear like a drunk sailor at a drunk sailor swearing competition. I got myself a little beerbelly from the boozing, but I’m working on it. I make a lot of dead hooker/racist/sexist/anti-semetic/pro semetic/pope jokes.
Good enough?
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 08:12
#46
marja (sinner) wrote:
ok give me some time, i’ll work on it. You will be pleasantly surprised :)
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 08:16
#47
Poque Mahone wrote:
Good: I like T? and I´m faithful.
Bad: Some people think I look like Satan is my lord and master…
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 08:43
#48
motherh666 wrote:
Faithful to the dark lord even? I know your game. I’m on to you satan worshippers. Me, the pope’s rotting zombie corpse and Bono are going to hunt you lot down and send you back to whence you came.
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 08:57
#49
Idlevice2 wrote:
Good: Well… I’m desperate… and willing to try new things (and old things, Mrs. Robinson ;)) Ugh… I can play the guitar, so I geuss I could write you a love song (assuming you don’t mind sentiments like ‘I want you to have my abortion’ littered about)
Bad: I am a broke, lazy coward. If someone tries to jack you in a car, I’d jump out, say ‘thanks for the ride’ and run like hell.
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 09:14
#50
marja (sinner) wrote:
ok, now my fee for this is 1,5 per word :):
Mother:
If youre looking for a nice gentleman with a very broad horizon of interests, this may be the guy youre looking for. His elaborate play with words will sweep you of your feet. This is a man thats gentle and soft and the inside but also on the outside. So ladies, why wait any longer, pick this man and youll know the true meaning everlasting love and pleasure.
Poque:
This robust gentleman from the north could be the rough diamond you were looking for. Dont let his mysterious looks scare you, faith has brought you two together.
Idle:
This musician will surely conquer your heart. Soft melodies and sweet words will be yours till the end of times with this minstrel. What more can a girl wish for than a gentleman whos constantly giving you the attention you deserve, without being too hard to please.
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 09:46
#51
motherh666 wrote:
marja wrote:
ok, now my fee for this is 1,5 per word :):
Mother:
If youre looking for a nice gentleman with a very broad horizon of interests, this may be the guy youre looking for. His elaborate play with words will sweep you of your feet. This is a man thats gentle and soft and the inside but also on the outside. So ladies, why wait any longer, pick this man and youll know the true meaning everlasting love and pleasure.
PICK MEEEE!!!!!!
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 09:51
#52
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:) So now it’s Blind Date??
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:07
#53
Idlevice2 wrote:
It would f**king HAVE to be!
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:10
#54
marja (sinner) wrote:
maybe you can post your picture right above the text. that will make them girls go crazy :)
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:16
#55
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You mean, like, repeatedly hitting their heads against the wall, and sobbing?
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:24
#56
marja (sinner) wrote:
indeed sobbing that they already said yes to somebody else because they were to ignorant to look at this thread :)
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:27
#57
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:28
#58
motherh666 wrote:
So girl X. Will you pick #1 The drunken racist sailor, or #2 The faithful devil-worshipper or #3 The desperate guitar-wielding coward.
Cilla, its over to you.
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:35
#59
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:)
I don’t want to be a killjoy or anything, but shouldn’t someone actually _find_ a Girl X first?
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:36
#60
motherh666 wrote:
Bah. That crazy talk. We don’t need females to have fun.
Posted on Mon, 11 April 2005 at 10:38
