What Films Do You Hate? on Wall of Mouths

What Films Do You Hate?

We’ve had a guilty pleasures film thread, what films can’t you watch again because they’re so bad?

Mine would be:

Empire Records - An ex-girlfriend loved this film and told me I had to see it. I’ve never seen such a contrived piece of shit trying to pass itself off as a coming of age movie for Generation X. It tries to deal with hard hitting issues such as eating disorders, suicidal tendencies and teenage sex, but instead just washes over these themes and ends up being… shit.

Girl, Interupted - Winona Ryder is a cock and I’m pretty sure this film was made to reassure us of this fact. It’s One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest in a home for girls. Not original and very badly acted.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 13:45

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White Psycho wrote:

Anything with Jennifer Lopez, she needs hitting so badly!

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 15:27

Chump Change wrote:

Basket Case 1, 2 and 3

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 16:18

30seconds wrote:

The forgotten, I think that movie is the worst one ever

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 16:24

not_that_kind_of_guy (a story on the radio) wrote:

the only film i’ve ever left the cinema during it’s screening was “batman and robin” (the one with arnold schwarzenegger in). serves me right for going in the first place i suppose.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 16:31

allroy wrote:

Gosh, there are too many to mention, esp. stupid crap like movies with talentless musicians starring, e.g. Britney Spears or Bad-Ass Lopez.

But to name some renowned movies I really hate: Titanic and Forrest Gump.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 17:18

Krisken wrote:

Are we going for obviously bad, or over comercialized and bad?

For Obviously bad, I’d go with Manos, Hands of Fate. That’s some cringe right there. Critical Mass was awful as well, stealing scenes from T2 and another movie I can recall. When I say steal, I mean the actual footage.

I know I’ll catch a lot of flack for this one, but I can’t stand Scarface. I was bored to tears, and wished my head imploded when the credits finally rolled off.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 17:26

mr self destruct wrote:

Amelie made me cringe (even though I would crawl over broken glass for Audrey Tautou).

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 17:51

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

I walked out of the cinema during Amercan Pie 3, that was just atrocious. Recently I have been offended by Team America (apart from the montage song, where it managed to redeem itself a little) and I can’t remember the other one. Hercules something or other? About a very annoying and stupid boy doing annoying stupid things. Well, that was the first 20 minutes, I stopped watching after that.

All time most hated movies are probably A Clockwork Orange and Baise Moi, both of which are highly overrated by my friends.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 19:23

Divers (Simon) wrote:

That film AI is a film that i never even got to the end as it was so shit i stopped watching.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 19:24

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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

The Hole, and John Carpenter’s Vampires.
I feel unwell mentioning them.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 19:39

#11

HurricaneHolgi (Holgi) wrote:

White Psycho wrote:
Anything with Jennifer Lopez, she needs hitting so badly!

There is one good film with Jennifer Lopez. It is U-Turn !! Brilliant Film. It is really worth to watch.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 20:12

#12

Chump Change wrote:

(dymnx)EvilElvis wrote:
There is one good film with Jennifer Lopez. It is U-Turn !! Brilliant Film. It is really worth to watch.

E.

Thats the one with Sean Penn and Billy Bob Thorton. Agree that it is a good film.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 20:15

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HurricaneHolgi (Holgi) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:
All time most hated movies are probably A Clockwork Orange and Baise Moi, both of which are highly overrated by my friends.

These arent my favoruits films but I quiet like them.

A real pain in the ass was Rendezvous with Joe Black with Brad Pitt. One cool scene in the begining and then 2 hours of borring crap with a stupid story. I hate it if the girl chooses the film. It was my luck that the film had a brake in the cinema.

Another film you shouldnt watch is Dark City.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 20:28

#14

RobbyVDH wrote:

Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise

What a waste of money that was :mad:

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 21:37

#15

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

(dymnx)EvilElvis wrote:
These arent my favoruits films but I quiet like them.

A real pain in the ass was Rendezvous with Joe Black with Brad Pitt.

Is that Meet Joe Black?

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Another film you shouldnt watch is Dark City.

I like Dark City.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 22:19

#16

White Psycho wrote:

Dark City was good I thought and it had Richard O’Brian what more do you need?

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 22:47

#17

realityfuck (Richard Splash) wrote:

I like Dark City too, and Vanilla Sky :( (but prefer the Spanish original ‘Abre Los Ojos’).

Bad movies, Dirty Dancing, Beverly Hills Cop 3, Hook, Matrix 3.

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 22:48

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Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

The only movie I’ve ever walked out of in the cinema was Spawn, and I was glad that I did. I think the Blair Witch Project 2 might just pip it into first place though

Posted on Sun, 19 June 2005 at 23:34

#19

Krisken wrote:

I also like Dark City. Just thought I’d add that.

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 02:11

#20

deadsetgav wrote:

I like Dark City and Vanilla Sky…

I do hate Oceans 12 though - that is the worst film i have seen in a long time

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 06:43

#21

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Dermot wrote:
The only movie I’ve ever walked out of in the cinema was Spawn, and I was glad that I did. I think the Blair Witch Project 2 might just pip it into first place though

Oh yeah the blair witch project, now that was shit and not even scary. Alot of people disagree with me but i also found the exocist one of the most boring films i’ve seen and i fell asleep watching in at the cinema.

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 11:30

#22

JSar666 wrote:

Gav is such a naysayer, Oceans 12 was ace!

jk what a pile of wank that was. Ocean’s 12 was the worst film I’ve seen in a while. I don’t generally hate films as I can usually tell if a film is crap by reading reviews, seeing the cast and trailers, so I don’t go see it if it appears to be awful. But, for some reason, I decided to go ahead and see Ocean’s 12. Awful, awful, awful. All the cool of the first film was replaced with shoddy storylines, too many characters and jokes that weren’t that funny.

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 14:04

#23

McKekS wrote:

Pearl harbour and Alexander

Dreadful! waste of time and money

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 14:12

#24

JSar666 wrote:

See, I knew they were going to suck so I didn’t go see them.

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 14:54

#25

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Batman & Robin and Battlefield Earth. You know things are bad when you drunkenly yell obscenities at the screen and people cheer.

Even though Battlefield Earth on cable is much better (because you didn’t pop down $7 for it), and it’s enjoyable on a Plan 9 from outerspace level. But I’ll always hate it for the fact I payed to see it. One friend who was moving away wanted to see it because he loved the book, so me and another friend took him. Then F’er passed out 10 minutes into it.

Posted on Mon, 20 June 2005 at 15:24