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DOH! moments…

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Started by Gav in Chit-Chat

I have just had one of those classic Homer Simpson type DOH! moments,

I have just driven 50 miles round trip to go and watch Bleeding Through in Manchester - to get there and realise that the gig is infact on Wednesday…

DOH!

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:06

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

Haha, I feel your pain! No wait a minute, I lied. :p

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:09

#2

Bad Karma wrote:

Haha sorry but thats funny.:p

My life is littered with Homer Simpsons style DOH! moments but i’ve suspressed them all.

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:11

#3

Gav wrote:

yeah - I am now home on a Saturday night with nothing to do and nowhere to go :(

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:16

#4

30seconds wrote:

You might as well start another pointless thread about food then!

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:18

#5

Bad Karma wrote:

I’m home tonight as well due to a severe lack of funds i spent too much during the week.What made you think the gig was on tonight?

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:20

#6

Gav wrote:

Does anyone like… water?

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:20

#7

30seconds wrote:

:D

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:21

#8

Gav wrote:

Bad Karma wrote:

I’m home tonight as well due to a severe lack of funds i spent too much during the week.What made you think the gig was on tonight?

I ordered the tickets ages ago and my brother told me the other week that it was on the 25th - I just took his word for it - I only checked the tickets as we approached Jillys in Manchester as it was all shut up…

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:22

#9

Bad Karma wrote:

Did you tell your brother or any of your mates that you went all the way to Manchester?If you didn’t you could always say you checked your ticket before you left to avoid them taking the piss.

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 20:48

#10

Gav wrote:

My brother came with me - he had me convinced it was tonight.

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 21:31

#11

Gav wrote:

I blame him

Posted on Sat, 25 June 2005 at 21:31

#12

sonofjaguare wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

I blame him

HA HA!

Posted on Thu, 30 June 2005 at 22:21

#13

Gav wrote:

I actually went on wednesday (the right day)…

why are 90% of hardcore bands truly fucking terrible?

I like Bleeding Through, but the support bands were abysmal…

Posted on Fri, 1 July 2005 at 06:28

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motherh666 wrote:

I just had a DOH! moment. I took a sicky today due to the weekends excesses and as any normal person does as they sit at home on the computer they watch a bit of porn. (You bloody well do).
But I failed to notice that I had my Windown Media player Instand Messenger plug-in on telling everone in my list what porn I’m watching. Now all these people at work on the list think I’ve been sitting at work watching porn. Great.

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 14:35

#15

McKekS wrote:

is there anything else to do in the office?

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 14:40

#16

Gav wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

I just had a DOH! moment. I took a sicky today due to the weekends excesses and as any normal person does as they sit at home on the computer they watch a bit of porn. (You bloody well do).
But I failed to notice that I had my Windown Media player Instand Messenger plug-in on telling everone in my list what porn I’m watching. Now all these people at work on the list think I’ve been sitting at work watching porn. Great.

haha - was it really nasty porn too? like “Arse ripping black cocks 2” or something?

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 16:03

#17

motherh666 wrote:

Nah, just the usual Albino Midget Pirates XXX

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 16:15

#18

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

:D

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 18:14

#19

Simon (Simon) wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

Nah, just the usual Albino Midget Pirates XXX

Would that be Albino Midget pirates 1 or 2 coz personaly nothing beats the original:D

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 18:31

#20

motherh666 wrote:

It’s more of a prequal than anything else. It’s background story of how they actually ended up at that vibrator factory in East Berlin.

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 20:37

#21

smurftastic wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

But I failed to notice that I had my Windown Media player Instand Messenger plug-in on telling everone in my list what porn I’m watching. Now all these people at work on the list think I’ve been sitting at work watching porn. Great.

:D So how many of us are prepared to admit that our reaction to this was to go into a state of panic and check their settings on messenger?

Posted on Mon, 4 July 2005 at 21:14

#22

Gav wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4653423.stm

DOH!

Posted on Wed, 6 July 2005 at 06:47

#23

Chump Change wrote:

Young lad at work once pointed to a picture of Kurt Cobain on stage singing with guitar in hand and asked me what song he was singing in the photo!

DOH!

Posted on Wed, 6 July 2005 at 08:07

#24

RobbyVDH wrote:

:D

Posted on Wed, 6 July 2005 at 18:41

#25

not that kind of guy (Richard) wrote:

i went to the shop the other day to get a few nice cold cans of beer. the ones at the front of the fridge didn’t feel too cold so i eventually managed to get the ones from the back of the fridge and was satisfied that they felt cold enough. however, imagine my horror when i got them home and found out that not only were they suitably cold but that they were actually frozen solid. doh!

Posted on Wed, 13 July 2005 at 21:34

#26

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Cut em open, get yourself a couple of beer lollies.

Posted on Wed, 13 July 2005 at 22:10

#27

allroy (Rainer) wrote:

It’s mostly water so it will melt pretty soon.

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2005 at 08:15

#28

McKekS wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4653423.stm

DOH!

i have so many friends at this faculty. now i will have to be extra careful with them, especially with the girls

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2005 at 08:24

#29

Simon (Simon) wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

It’s more of a prequal than anything else. It’s background story of how they actually ended up at that vibrator factory in East Berlin.

Oh well that will clear up alot of plot holes that i found in the first one:)

Posted on Thu, 14 July 2005 at 10:23

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Philth wrote:

This one isn’t my DOH! moment, but one of a woman I used to work with. She wasn’t sharpest of people. One day I came back from the photocopier and said “The photocopier’s not working.” She asked what was wrong and I said, holding a piece of paper upside down, “It’s printing everything upside down.” Ok, crap joke, I know. But she laughed and I thought she understood it was a joke…

…until about 20 minutes later, one of the other women said she was going to the photocopier, when the first woman stopped her and said “Don’t bother. Phil says it’s not working. Everything’s coming out upside down.”

Posted on Fri, 15 July 2005 at 10:31

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