#181
mrs h wrote:
Why, do you want to be his back legs? :p
Posted on Sun, 4 November 2007 at 20:16
#182
mr self destruct wrote:
Yeah - and we still need a Mother Goose if you’re interested?
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 07:23
#183
mrs h wrote:
Fair enough. I can’t afford to turn anything down now :(
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 10:46
#184
Dennis wrote:
I spend about 49p on a tub of hair gel that should last about two months. I think that is quite extravagant, myself, don’t you?
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 10:50
#185
mrs h wrote:
Considering your hair, I agree it’s extremely extravagant. You’d be better off using cane sugar and fairy liquid like in the good old days :)
I mean the 70s and 80s, not that weird show that they filmed at the City Varieties that used to be on on Sunday nights…
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 11:09
#186
Private Nobody (Michael McGrath-Bryan) wrote:
I hate metro emos. Both are okay by themselves, but metro emos are fucking self-obsessed, socially-challenged, twats.
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 16:45
#187
mrs h wrote:
You’re right. I remember Rod Hull’s emo was a lot like that :)
Posted on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 18:47
#188
Igor Belanov wrote:
Yes. Just remember the night when it said: “I’m far too important to be climbing on the roof. Get up that ladder and fix that aerial NOW…”
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 08:37
#189
mrs h wrote:
Indeed. And all the time knowing that he had smeared the roof with vaseline and wired the aerial up to the mains! Credit where it’s due …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:24
#190
Taunty Dan wrote:
do you know that emu is working again with a NEW partner??? yeah, i saw it on summat t’other day. Loyalty mean nothing to you, emu?! Tsk. Bet his agent was surprised as fuck to get the call.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:34
#191
mrs h wrote:
Yes, but he’s not an entertainer any more is he? He’s joined LAPD…
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:49
#192
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: the Lifeless Animal Puppet Destroyers?! Turncoat!!
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:52
#193
mrs h wrote:
No you fool - LAPD. You know, like Cagney and Lacey …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:33
#194
Igor Belanov wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:37
#195
mrs h wrote:
That’s it!! I knew it was something like that …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:38
#196
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: cagney and Lacey are lapdancers now??
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:39
#197
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
It’s Rod’s son… the bird clearly wants vengeance on the whole Hull clan.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:40
#198
deadsetgav wrote:
Have you tried surviving on a police pension?
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:40
#199
Taunty Dan wrote:
so…where does emu come in to all this? is he like…their pimp?
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:43
#200
mrs h wrote:
No, he’s a lapdancer. Very good at it, I’ve heard … in fact wasn’t it you that told me in the first place?
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:46
#201
Dennis wrote:
I saw emu’s new show last week, where he was dancing to Caribbean music and he had huge oversized sunglasses on and was “holding” a mop as a wig. I am ashamed to say I was in hysterics. Better than that “there’s somebody at the door” c*ntness he used to have on his “pink windmill” rubbish, at least.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:25
#202
mrs h wrote:
Dennis, this is a public message board - you really should think before you type!! :)
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:27
#203
Dennis wrote:
I see nothing wrong with drinking a bottle of gin neat before breakfast on a saturday morning before watching kids TV…
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:29
#204
mrs h wrote:
Sorry Dennis, but it’s an old wives tale, and anyway you can’t be pregnant :(
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:35
#205
Dennis wrote:
It is NOT an old wives tale that emu is on kids TV. It is really true, I saw it with my own two eyes! Unless mrs dennis has surreptitiously placed an emu DVD in the player. Which begs the quesion what has she done with my Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird The Movie disc?!
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:56
#206
Private Nobody (Michael McGrath-Bryan) wrote:
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 12:52
#207
Dennis wrote:
Yeah it centred around a plotline where they try and sneak a flightless Australian bird onto their tour plane. Without alerting the attention of the man in the pink suit with his hand up its arse.
Kind of ends on a sour note when the plane plummits to the ground cos the bird has wrestled the pilot to the ground by attaching his beak to the poor pilot’s neck.
Posted on Fri, 9 November 2007 at 12:54
