#21,451
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Yes :( I have a bank holiday phobia now, my life is ruined!! :(
tell me abot it! i’ve managed to get to work but i’ve got my foot propped up on a box of copier paper, and i’m eating ibuprofen like they’re going out of fashion.
And, to cap it off, i’ve just got my sandwiches out and the bread is mouldy. :(
God must really hate me.
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 11:43
#21,452
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
My infernal optimism tells me that he doesn’t hate you, he just couldn’t give a toss…
You do know that if you have more than 4 cuprofen in 24 hours you will die? :S
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 11:45
#21,453
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
My infernal optimism tells me that he doesn’t hate you, he just couldn’t give a toss…
You do know that if you have more than 4 cuprofen in 24 hours you will die? :S
really? Oooh…and where do i get this Cupofren stuff? Cos these ibuprofen aint doing a fat lot…
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:00
#21,454
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
My infernal optimism tells me that he doesn’t hate you, he just couldn’t give a toss…
You do know that if you have more than 4 cuprofen in 24 hours you will die? :S
Well, he has gone from God hating him to God not giving a toss, with a bit of luck by the time the cuprofen finish him off, God’ll be his biggest fan and will be awaiting him with open arms and a room with a view.
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:01
#21,455
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
really? Oooh…and where do i get this Cupofren stuff? Cos these ibuprofen aint doing a fat lot…
You’re already doing it. It’s just a brand name. You should alternate it with paracetomol - that way you get twice as many painkillers without overdosing. If you’re lucky :(
@ Dennis - even my optimism won’t stretch to that! :D
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:06
#21,456
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
You’re already doing it. It’s just a brand name. You should alternate it with paracetomol - that way you get twice as many painkillers without overdosing. If you’re lucky :(
@ Dennis - even my optimism won’t stretch to that! :D
For the best pain relief, I heartily recommend a regime of not breaking your ankle.
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:08
#21,457
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
For the best pain relief, I heartily recommend a regime of not breaking your ankle.
Oh god, someone thump him for me will you?!! :D
Just kidding mate. I can reach you with my cane. :)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:11
#21,458
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Oh god, someone thump him for me will you?!! :D
Just kidding mate. I can reach you with my cane. :)
For the best pain relief, I heartily recommend a regime of not having your nose and jaw shattered by a walking cane.
:(
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:35
#21,459
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
*settles down in ringside seat with popcorn*
Who will it be? The guy with the duff foot, or the bloke in the yellow T-shirt with the maracas?
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:36
#21,460
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
*settles down in ringside seat with popcorn*
Who will it be? The guy with the duff foot, or the bloke in the yellow T-shirt with the maracas?
..maracas AND Deadly Ninja Throwing Triangle, I’ll have you know!
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:38
#21,461
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
*settles down in ringside seat with popcorn*
Who will it be? The guy with the duff foot, or the bloke in the yellow T-shirt with the maracas?
i’d go for the guy in the yellow t shirt with maracas. Or, failing that, Dennis. Cos i’m starting to feel a little groggy now and might not make it…:)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:39
#21,462
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
There’s no point fighting then - Dennis wins by default. Congratulations Dennis, you win a damp towel. You still have the right to batter Dan half to death if you want though.
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:42
#21,463
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:43
#21,464
Igor Belanov wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
*settles down in ringside seat with popcorn*
Who will it be? The guy with the duff foot, or the bloke in the yellow T-shirt with the maracas?
Ooh, somebody seems to have changed their tune on the subject of fighting as a spectator sport…
;)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:44
#21,465
Taunty Dan wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
There’s no point fighting then - Dennis wins by default. Congratulations Dennis, you win a damp towel. You still have the right to batter Dan half to death if you want though.
You might as well mate, i’ve gotta visit the hospital again this week anyway, so its not like i’m going out of my way. :D
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:44
#21,466
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Ooh, somebody seems to have changed their tune on the subject of fighting as a spectator sport…
;)
I have no objection to fighting as a literary pastime :p
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:55
#21,467
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
You didn’t want to win? Or you didn’t want to win a towel? :(
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:56
#21,468
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
You didn’t want to win? Or you didn’t want to win a towel? :(
I wanted people to be impressed by my Deadly Ninja Throwing Triangle, but they just brushed it off like it was any old item of percussion…
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 12:59
#21,469
Igor Belanov wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
I have no objection to fighting as a literary pastime :p
As yes, but you could be accused of incitement to beat someone up with a damp towel, or the more heinous crime of glorifying pugilism as a literary pastime on a web-based public message board. They’re bringing back flogging for that offence…
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:09
#21,470
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I didn’t believe it I’m afraid. I thought you were making it up to make yourself look skilled :S
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:09
#21,471
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
I didn’t believe it I’m afraid. I thought you were making it up to make yourself look skilled :S
I didn’t say I was any good with it, did I?
:D
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:15
#21,472
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
As yes, but you could be accused of incitement to beat someone up with a damp towel, or the more heinous crime of glorifying pugilism as a literary pastime on a web-based public message board. They’re bringing back flogging for that offence…
Well I shall get Dennis to stop them in their tracks with his clumsy attempts at throwing his triangle :)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:21
#21,473
Igor Belanov wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I didn’t say I was any good with it, did I?
:D
Yes, these days I think I’d be much better trying to club people with my cricket bat as opposed to trying to hit a ball with it :)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:22
#21,474
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Well I shall get Dennis to stop them in their tracks with his clumsy attempts at throwing his triangle :)
Dammit, they got away!
*Hastily tries to fill triangle-shaped holes in the plasterboard*
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:23
#21,475
Igor Belanov wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Well I shall get Dennis to stop them in their tracks with his clumsy attempts at throwing his triangle :)
You could get 15 years for that!
“Persuading a man to use a non-existent weapon for the purposes of preventing the legal authorities from charging me with a non-existent crime”
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:25
#21,476
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*Hastily tries to fill triangle-shaped holes in the plasterboard*
triangular :D
@ Igor - What an image! You’d cry if you trod on a worm!! :p
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:25
#21,477
Dennis wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
You could get 15 years for that!
“Persuading a man to use a non-existent weapon for the purposes of preventing the legal authorities from charging me with a non-existent crime”
But I really DO have a triangle from the Early Learning Centre, so it’s not really non-existent, is it?
*hopes that loophole will save HM from incarceration at Her Madge’s Plesh*
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:26
#21,478
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
You could get 15 years for that!
“Persuading a man to use a non-existent weapon for the purposes of preventing the legal authorities from charging me with a non-existent crime”
They’d never get a jury to convict me - Dennis isn’t real, he’s a WoMble! :rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:27
#21,479
Dennis wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Oh yeah!
*embarrassed*
I made a right idiotical stupidnessity out of myselves then, hasn’t I?
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:27
#21,480
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
But I really DO have a triangle from the Early Learning Centre, so it’s not really non-existent, is it?
*hopes that loophole will save HM from incarceration at Her Madge’s Plesh*
That’s a better one, thanks Dennis! :)
Posted on Wed, 19 April 2006 at 13:28
