#30,991
caffeinebomb wrote:
marja wrote:
I have deep respect for you dennis, I haven’t had any in 3 days, but it’s getting harder and harder
Likewise - but I ain’t talking about chocolate :D
did you miss me?
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 19:11
#30,992
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
caffinebomb - are you talking about sex? If so, try nothing since 98!?!?!? :eek:
Posted on Tue, 26 September 2006 at 19:18
#30,993
marja (sinner) wrote:
auto surgeon, you should read up a bit. Mr bomb has a bit of a problem bit shoes. If you flip back a page or 100 you will find it somewhere :)
so good morning to you all
see how hard the builders are working :D
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 06:59
#30,994
buffalo-boy wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
caffinebomb - are you talking about sex? If so, try nothing since 98!?!?!? :eek:
Thats really bad! Do you look like the rest of us?! You know with arms and legs and skin and stuff?! :D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 07:12
#30,995
Igor Belanov wrote:
marja wrote:
auto surgeon, you should read up a bit. Mr bomb has a bit of a problem bit shoes. If you flip back a page or 100 you will find it somewhere :)
so good morning to you all
see how hard the builders are working :D
Yes, but we all know that you’ve got a gun trained on them, forcing them to work non-stop 24 hour shifts without tea or beer breaks:D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 07:14
#30,996
marja (sinner) wrote:
I don’t hear them complaining :o
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 07:20
#30,997
Igor Belanov wrote:
They’re too tired, malnourished and dehydrated for that:)
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 07:29
#30,998
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Yes, but we all know that you’ve got a gun trained on them, forcing them to work non-stop 24 hour shifts without tea or beer breaks:D
Eiher a gun, or just that camera. They probably think it’s a sting operation set up by a television consumer awareness programme.
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 10:25
#30,999
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
see how hard the builders are working :D
jesus, where did that house suddenly come from?! :eek:
And that yellow thing on the wall looks like some kind of mechanical alien insect dictator, ruling over the proceedings and instilling fear into the minds of the workers.
To these eyes, anyway.
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 14:07
#31,000
marja (sinner) wrote:
that thing keeps watch when I can’t be there
:D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 14:39
#31,001
zipless wrote:
Howdy folks!
*sways into GM, dusts off his wranglers, puts stetson on the shelve, slings his sweaty shirt over the barstool and opens a bottle of moonshine*
Have I missed anything in these past weeks?
*spits some chewing tobacco on the floor and starts cleaning his six barrel shotgun*
I feel mighty good and it’s purdy to be back with you yokels!
*puts on some HankIII and starts drinking and dancing*
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:13
#31,002
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Someone ate a salad.
Then it was firmly established that it was the cat, not me. Not that anyone thought it was me. It was the cat.
So you see, it’s been hectic.
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:16
#31,003
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek:
A WHAT ate the who now?? :eek: How long have i been gone??
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:18
#31,004
zipless wrote:
I ain’t eating no damn’ salad. This green stuff is for freaks or cattle as we call ‘em down south. I do love steaks though, me!
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:21
#31,005
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You don’t need to, I told you I… The CAT ate the salad, so it’s all gone.
Down south of what? :s
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:25
#31,006
zipless wrote:
Down south where the goddam big skies are, where the steaks are up to 72ounces and the music is raunchy! :D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:32
#31,007
Taunty Dan wrote:
What have you all done to Zipless?? he DOES know he’s in council estate in leamington spa doesn’t he?! :D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:34
#31,008
zipless wrote:
You just HAD to spoil it, eh?
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:37
#31,009
Taunty Dan wrote:
:(
i’m…sorry mate. I just couldn’t see you suffer that way. NO-ONE deserves the punishment of being made to believe they’re in the USA.
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 15:38
#31,010
mrs h wrote:
Well I was enjoying it :(
@Zipless - I bought you a branding iron, but I guess it’s no good now?
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 16:20
#31,011
mrs h wrote:
*waves at gav out of the window*
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 16:25
#31,012
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Someone ate a salad.
Then it was firmly established that it was the cat, not me. Not that anyone thought it was me. It was the cat.
So you see, it’s been hectic.
That was 31,000.
SO WHY NO F**KING SPEECH????!!!!!! :mad::mad:
Ooops - sorry, wrong thread! …
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 16:34
#31,013
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
marja - the house is coming well. Thanks for clearing that up for me , just now feel very embarrassed & felling like hiding in the corner :(
buffalo-boy - in answer to you question, just about - but I do make Jabba the Hutt look like the sexiest thing alive. :eek:
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 17:49
#31,014
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Just because you don’t like my speeches, you don’t have to criticise. :(
But really, it’s probably because it was, as you say, thirty one thousand, and the novelty is beginning to wear off.
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 17:51
#31,015
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Not to some of us it doesn’t - just gives us a good laugh :D
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 18:08
#31,016
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
My speeches?! :mad: I hope you mean GM, mister…
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 18:12
#31,017
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 18:14
#31,018
mrs h wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
buffalo-boy - in answer to you question, just about - but I do make Jabba the Hutt look like the sexiest thing alive. :eek:
*confused*
But Jabba the Hutt is the sexiest thing alive! …
@ D - Just make the damn speech! :mad: And don’t forget Gimme bollocksed up 30,000 so you better make it a good one to compensate! :p
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 18:56
#31,019
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - precisely. If Jabba is the best, then you can only think how much like road kill I actually look like!!! :eek:
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 19:42
#31,020
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
*confused*
But Jabba the Hutt is the sexiest thing alive! …
@ D - Just make the damn speech! :mad: And don’t forget Gimme bollocksed up 30,000 so you better make it a good one to compensate! :p
*Clears throat*
I’d like to thank God, my dog, and the Troggs. Erm.. Without them, I wouldn’t be where I am today: Standing outside a church, waiting for my dog to finish pissing against a lampost, while I listen to Wild Thing.
I’d also like to thank fuck, for services to humanity.
But most importantly, I’d like to thank a ewe. It’s a ewe that makes it all worthwhile. It’s safe to say, I wouldn’t be the man I am today, without a ewe.
So now it’s your choice: I can leave the stage now, or perform a vocal rendition of November Rain, complete with solos.
*waits*
*leaves the stage*
Posted on Wed, 27 September 2006 at 23:39
