#31,081
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Only if you’re going to be Maria. How soon exactly does your head get blown off?
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 12:23
#31,082
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
So if I remade it, but in my version Julie Andrews got her head blown off halfway through ‘Do a deer’ (that says Doe, not do. Doing a deer wouldn’t work), then you’d watch it?
if you cut out all the rest of the singing and that one part where her heads leaves her body she was doing a shatner style spoken word version of the song then yes.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 12:28
#31,083
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Yes. He’s playing the part of the rowing boat :)
WHICH part of the rowing boat? The dashing part that gets to sing?
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 12:39
#31,084
mrs h wrote:
@ Hooch - towards the end of the film, not long after the dwar .. *ahem* children ar exhumed.
@ Divers - Well she does that bit in a sort of speech as she has to talk through her neck, but earlier on their are wuite a few extra songs, including ‘oh no, the children are drowning’ and ’ whoe the hell hacked my boat to bits?’.
@ D - No, that part is to be played by Heysatan. You are playing the plimsole line.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 15:17
#31,085
Divers (Simon) wrote:
There is a version you can buy in singapore i think where they cut out all of the songs in the sound of music… i wish i would have bought it now, as it sounds like bliss.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 16:27
#31,086
mrs h wrote:
So you like to watch small children dressed in curtains dancing, as long as they don’t sing?
*makes note on Christmas present list*
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:07
#31,087
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
@ D - No, that part is to be played by Heysatan. You are playing the plimsole line.
Shame. I felt like a change. :(
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:18
#31,088
mrs h wrote:
Don’t worry, you get to change colour 3 times due to poor continuity :)
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:19
#31,089
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
So you like to watch small children dressed in curtains dancing, as long as they don’t sing?
*makes note on Christmas present list*
Again no..if the kids and the dancing could also be cut out i would be happier… i just like the idea of a film called “the sound of music” and there being no music in the whole film…granted it is now more of a 15 minute short once the music was taken out… but it means at christmas BBC1 can squeeze in another episode of fools and horses.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:20
#31,090
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Don’t worry, you get to change colour 3 times due to poor continuity :)
Again? :(
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:22
#31,091
mrs h wrote:
Or, as is more likely, they could just show the same episode twice :rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:23
#31,092
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Ok, maybe I might let you do a little wave,
geddit? A little wave! :D
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:25
#31,093
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I’m quite enjoying these abridged versions of christmas films. I may see about editing the great escape and taking out all the parts which involve the planning of escaping and the escaping it’s self. So it will mainly be germans standing around and steve mcqueen throwing a baseball… should take the running time to about 5 1/2 minutes.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:27
#31,094
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Ok, maybe I might let you do a little wave,
geddit? A little wave! :D
You sicken me.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:29
#31,095
mrs h wrote:
I have to go shopping now :( I wish I could think of a way to make that take 5½ minutes :(
edit: Look! I wrote ½ :D
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:30
#31,096
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You could avoid buying cigarettes? That would reduce the time a hundredfold.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:30
#31,097
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Divers wrote:
I’m quite enjoying these abridged versions of christmas films. I may see about editing the great escape and taking out all the parts which involve the planning of escaping and the escaping it’s self. So it will mainly be germans standing around and steve mcqueen throwing a baseball… should take the running time to about 5 1/2 minutes.
Oh, what about ‘One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing’?
‘Oh, there it is.’
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:32
#31,098
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
You could avoid buying cigarettes? That would reduce the time a hundredfold.
:mad:
It will still take me more than that to get to the shops and they shut soon :(
Bye for now :)
*waves*
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:36
#31,099
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I would say to take anything out of the film that involves the title would mean that it would really be a 10min film with a posh person nicking a micro film… then a load of grannys have a fight with some random chinese people and finishing with some soup advert. The rest would have to go.
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:38
#31,100
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
If you gave up the cigarettes, you wouldn’t have to stop and rest against every lamppost you walk past. :p
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:39
#31,101
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Divers wrote:
I would say to take anything out of the film that involves the title would mean that it would really be a 10min film with a posh person nicking a micro film… then a load of grannys have a fight with some random chinese people and finishing with some soup advert. The rest would have to go.
Could just go with the soup advert, to be on the safe side?
That film used to be on every christmas eve, didn’t it? I think I watched it every time, too. :)
Posted on Tue, 3 October 2006 at 18:40
#31,102
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Alright everyone! :D
Colinx
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 12:50
#31,103
mrs h wrote:
Hello flower, have you brought back a take away? I don’t think we’ve had anything to eat since Hanne’s last post! :S
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 14:33
#31,104
White Psycho wrote:
Morning, a day off is a precious, precious thing.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 15:04
#31,105
marja (sinner) wrote:
hello all, i’m at my brother and he is connected, so I thought I’d drop by to see how everybody is doing. Did I miss anything???
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:01
#31,106
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Don’t think you have missed much… i hate musicals…and plan on making abridged versions of films. Apart from that it’s been quite dull.
You having a fun time off?
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:07
#31,107
marja (sinner) wrote:
i have been doing absolutely nothing, and it’s a great feeling :)
but believe it or not, i miss work a bit because i have nobody to talk to until boyfriend comes home. ah well, that feelin will pass hopefully
so you don’t like musicals? I love them, i really love the sound of music (got that as a birthday present last year) and the romeo and juliet cd is always in my car :)
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:14
#31,108
Divers (Simon) wrote:
yeah when i used to take weeks off with no plans i used to get bored and pop into work at least once to see if anyone fancied a pint..as everyone i knew was working apart from me.
Yep not a fan of musicals… mainly lloyd webber ones as i think he is a disgrace..and really not in any way talented. It’s also the style in which musicals are sang that i hate the most they are too formulaic..i’ve only enjoyed ones that are a bit different or just very funny.
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:21
#31,109
Lola* wrote:
haha i love that…lloyd webber is a disgrace!!
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:23
#31,110
marja (sinner) wrote:
i have a funny story, yesterday the guy tha is doing the building work for us (he’s the boss I think but he’s very young, so I’m not sure) came to our house to arrange some stuff. He was only in for about ten minutes, but he was staring the entire time at my breasts. It was very funny as he tried not to but his eyes just had a life of their own. I was wearing a t-shirt, so there was really nothing to see. Very funny :D I hop he didn’t hear me laughing when i closed the door :D
Posted on Wed, 4 October 2006 at 16:25
