Wall of Mouths

Taunty Dan wrote:

hang on one cotton pickin’ minute…Marja told me the other week to suck the warts she presented to me on a kebab skewer in order to stop my toes going rotten…

:mad: those were not warths, but raisins :mad:

funny that you should mention that about the plans… We changed one of the windows on the side, we made it bigger so we can have more light. Coordinator didn’t make a point of it at that time. Now, we want to make the windows on the back a little bit smaller (so we can put a kitchen cupboard under the window), now he says we cannot make any changes to the exterior of the house, because the buildingpermit was granted on the basis of the initial plans. So I said: well, what if they see the window we changed? He: If they notice, you’ll probably get a fine.

now he tells us :rolleyes:

I was just passing through - I’d been in Dorset and was trying to get home. I didn’t see much apart from the Motorway.

It transpires, however, that one of my cousins and her fiance run a farm park falconry thing in Staffordshire, so I am sure that one day I will find myself actually getting out of the car there.

*does 7 million hail marys*

@Tinne, just disguise the fact by hanging a cleverly altered tape measure up next to the window, showing how it is just the right size :)

Get a huge tape measure, where every ‘inch’ is at least 4 feet long - then your window will appear tiny - especially if anyone tries to take a photo of it :)

mrs h wrote:

Get a huge tape measure, where every ‘inch’ is at least 4 feet long - then your window will appear tiny - especially if anyone tries to take a photo of it :)

we’ll try that, thanks for the advice :)

I’m going crazy here. I’m working with a software to create planograms for shop shelfs. Anyone ever did it? So munch info in it, but so complicated to get the correct info out

it’s the way the products are put in the shelf, for instance for sugar, all the cristal sugars together, all the cubes together, all the 5kg bags together on the floorshelf, stuff like that

Building it graphically is is easy, just drag and drop, any idiot if a key account manager Retail can do it, but it’s the programming of the tabels with all the financial and rotation info that is giving me a hard time

Hi Mrs H. Hi everyone else that said hello. :rolleyes:

Bored. :(

Colinx

marja wrote:

… but it’s the programming of the tabels with all the financial and rotation info that is giving me a hard time

Well if it gives you a hard time it has me to deal with!

*tears up all Tinne’s information and sets fire to it*

@Dennis - :D

Well why didn’t you say so? I’m a genius at Excel!! - do you want to send me it? I’ll do something with it …

Some of them are asleep. The others have died of excitement…

It was a what? :S :D

I love those penny drop moments! One time that happened to me in a lecture. I was a new student, trying to get my head around the idea of recursion (that’s just for Gav’s benefit, don’t worry about it ;)). I must have asked the lecturer about 20 different questions and he had tried a million ways to make me understand, when suddenly it just clicked. The problem was it made me realise how stupid my questions must have sounded and I became totally helpless with laughter - so bad that I had to leave and missed a load of important stuff just because I just couldn’t stop laughing. It’s a good job I wasn’t at work! :)

:mad:

I’ll have you know they were very fond of me at that university - and they gave me a job! :)

I think there is :( and real life is hard at the moment, I think I’m a bit manic, one minute sky high, the next couldn’t get any lower. It will pass, hopefully

Ha! It was a trick - I bought you this!!

*thrusts a russian bride at Dan*

She’s yours, and she wants you to wash up :)

I’m off home now - I hope you feel better tomorrow Tinne :)

*waves*

*waves at mrs H*

@dan: if you corner him, I’ll put him in this straightjacket I found in one of the cupboards