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Cuchulain wrote:

Dunno what to make of all that , but seems like you enjoyed yourself. Guess I have to be careful and make sure not to run into Seb the Giant.

Going on a mad trip coming weeks and Amsterdam is first stop. Don’t want it to go pear-shaped at the first base already.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:13

#34,682

mrs h wrote:

Where are you going after Amsterdam? - Sounds exciting! :)

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:16

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motherh666 wrote:

marja wrote:

walletjes = prostitute area of amsterdam

@seb: even hotter, impossible :D

Seb = A young Omar Sharif covered in oil riding naked on a horse.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:18

#34,684

Taunty Dan wrote:

mrs h wrote:

I know for a fact that Divers will drink anything, and Dan will just try to keep up so he doesn’t look girlie…

*remembers ‘chuckles’* :D

*looks at old posts*

:D funny as fuck. Can’t believe that was 12 months ago! :eek: We don’t get the same quality drama on here anymore. :(

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:25

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

I would complain and says it’s not true… but i would drink anything and he does drink like a girl..I will get round in, a lager and perno for me. Another babyshame Dan?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:28

#34,686

Taunty Dan wrote:

go on yeah, i’ll risk another one ta. Can i have it without the floating green stuff on top this time?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:42

#34,687

mrs h wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

Seb = A young Omar Sharif covered in oil riding naked on a horse.

LOL :D

@ Dan - I’m terribly sorry, I have a cold.

* tips green stuff off Dan’s drink*

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:46

#34,688

Taunty Dan wrote:

:eek: do you usually leek green fluid from your eyes when you have a cold??

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:48

#34,689

mrs h wrote:

*sneezes again*

Yes :(

Perhaps it tastes nice?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:53

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Taunty Dan wrote:

*sips at jelly like substance*

Its divine. :)

*hands over a pint glass* Fill her up love. And one for yerself.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:55

#34,691

mrs h wrote:

*sniffs pepper*

*hands Dan his pint*

I’ll stick to Night Nurse thanks :)

What happened to Divers? Is he under the table again?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 13:57

#34,692

Cuchulain wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Where are you going after Amsterdam? - Sounds exciting! :)

After A’dam it’s home to see the parents for a day ( Belgian border area ) then the Thalys to Paris for 5 days , back to Dublin for 4 days , then off to Mauritius for 6 days.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:08

#34,693

mrs h wrote:

Jammy bugger! :p

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:12

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

What happened to Divers? Is he under the table again?

Sorry.. was just trying to sort out a hire car for the weekend as mine is unusable:(

anyway i will go up market this round and have a red wine and lucazade:)

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:13

#34,695

Taunty Dan wrote:

tsk. moneybags. *sips his cold tea and fag end “cocktail”*

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:17

#34,696

Cuchulain wrote:

mrs h wrote:

Jammy bugger! :p

Will nick your garden gnome and send you a postcard from every location picturing him !

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:19

#34,697

mrs h wrote:

I don’t have any gnomes :( I have a stone elephant though! :)

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:22

#34,698

Taunty Dan wrote:

you have a stoned elephant?? :eek: How did you get that back on the plane??

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:27

#34,699

mrs h wrote:

The elephant had my chair. I had to travel in a weird basket and be quarantined :(

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:29

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

you have a stoned elephant?? :eek: How did you get that back on the plane??

You just say that it’s your auntie and she has a horrible disfiguring yet uncatchable disease… they won’t want to make a fuss because of the bad press.

That’s how they used to get Peter beardsley into the country anyway?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:29

#34,701

mrs h wrote:

Peter Beardsley is your auntie?! :eek:

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:39

#34,702

Divers (Simon) wrote:

No… but she is as ugly, and i would probably be more inclined to want to spent some time in a room with Peter Beardsley unlike my auntie.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:42

#34,703

Taunty Dan wrote:

aaaah…it all makes sense now…the horrible slurred accent, the drooling from the corner of the mouth…the umpteen goals you scored for newcastle, Simon mate, why didn’t you tell us you were footballing royalty?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:43

#34,704

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Is he a footballer?? I just knew the name and that he was fuck ugly.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:46

#34,705

Taunty Dan wrote:

don’t be so modest man, you’re one of the best we had! :)

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:48

#34,706

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Sorry dude but I’m not anything to do with the beardsley fella.. if my auntie who is at least 75 is him then that just makes me want her to die sooner so I can see how much she/he has left me in the will as i’m guessing footballers are loaded??

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 14:51

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Taunty Dan wrote:

i’m thinking if she really does look like beardsley then the secret stash will be in the hump on her back. But i get 20% for assisting, yeah?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 15:10

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

I would say that’s fine.. I haven’t seen her in 14 years, so god knows how big the hump maybe now.. do you think you would reconise her/him/it?

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 15:23

#34,709

Dennis wrote:

Divers wrote:

Is he a footballer?? I just knew the name and that he was fuck ugly.

LMAO

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 15:24

#34,710

Taunty Dan wrote:

Divers wrote:

I would say that’s fine.. I haven’t seen her in 14 years, so god knows how big the hump maybe now.. do you think you would reconise her/him/it?

i’ll just follow the trail of dribble.

Posted on Mon, 19 February 2007 at 16:09

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