#35,161
mrs h wrote:
Try not to swear and carry on like you did last time :p
Be good :)
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 13:20
#35,162
Charlie wrote:
I wonder if we can get this thread to 1776 pages by July 4th :D:D
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 14:33
#35,163
Igor Belanov wrote:
It’ll be well past there by 4th July, and even further on than 1789 pages on July 14th. I don’t think GM is co-ordinated with national days of celebration, though I know that Mrs H did set up the thread to commerrorate Chad’s Independence Day.
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 14:38
#35,164
mrs h wrote:
That shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the keeping it still for a bit that’s tricky … She needs careful handling, this thread :)
*pats GM affectionately*
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 14:39
#35,165
Charlie wrote:
OK - can we try to get it to 1978 pages by November 7th
( My Birthday ) :D
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 15:34
#35,166
mrs h wrote:
Ok then, but no talking rubbish! :mad: This is a serious thread for gifted and talented academics …
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 15:42
#35,167
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 15:42
#35,168
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 15:45
#35,169
Charlie wrote:
What about 2000 Pages by December 25th ?!
:D
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 15:59
#35,170
mrs h wrote:
Why 2000?
*can’t work it out*
*puts pinny on and gets back to servanting*
:(
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:08
#35,171
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Stop saying page numbers like a over excited librarian and let us get on with taking shite… join in if you wish i’m sure you have an imagination?
So who are you serving then mum? have i missed something.. last thing i read was dennis calling you ugly or something?
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:16
#35,172
mrs h wrote:
He called me a ‘lardy heffer pig mutant’ But he didn’t even put ‘hero turtle’ at the end !!
*bursts into tears and clings to Divers’ puffa jacket*
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:18
#35,173
Igor Belanov wrote:
Is Divers’ jacket actually gay then or just a bit camp?
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:19
#35,174
Divers (Simon) wrote:
There there:)
*pats Mrs H back and watches her wipe her nose on jacket*
Oi! i’ve only just got this cleaned after you covered it in chocolate mistaking it for a huge marshmellow:mad:
you good then my dear, apart from the pig mutant stuff?… anyway dennis has a face like a welders bench so he can’t talk.
EDIT yes igor i have a gay jacket :rolleyes: do you want it back then?
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:22
#35,175
mrs h wrote:
No, it’s a popular toasted cereal :)
*tucks in*
@ Igor - I’m glad you popped in, actually - I’m making you a gift! :)
(I mean in real-life)
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:24
#35,176
mrs h wrote:
Divers wrote:
There there:)
*pats Mrs H back and watches her wipe her nose on jacket*
Oi! i’ve only just got this cleaned after you covered it in chocolate mistaking it for a huge marshmellow:mad:
you good then my dear, apart from the pig mutant stuff?… anyway dennis has a face like a welders bench so he can’t talk.
EDIT yes igor i have a gay jacket :rolleyes: do you want it back then?
:D
Thank you :)
*crosses Dennis’ name out of will and writes ‘Divers’ on it twice*
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:25
#35,177
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:31
#35,178
Divers (Simon) wrote:
*see’s tumble weed roll past*
Anyway…So you all prepared for your quiz night then… going to get horribly drunk and ruin some more garden furniture?:)
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:34
#35,179
Charlie wrote:
” Kills Divers ”
:D
FUCK YOU
What about 1978 pages by…oh ive done that one :D
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:38
#35,180
mrs h wrote:
*crosses Divers out of will and writes ‘will’*
You are very cocky when you are far away!!! :mad:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:38
#35,181
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:41
#35,182
Charlie wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:42
#35,183
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Squall wrote:
Bless you!
mrs h wrote:
*crosses Divers out of will and writes ‘will’*
You are very cocky when you are far away!!! :mad:
What?? I’ve done far stupider things when drunk…and I seem to have vomited more times while up in leeds then i have in a long time… so I’m not perfect but i am just as cocky when i’m there i have had the bruises to prove it!.. You wouldn’t change me for the world, you would find it weird if i was nice all the time:)
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:44
#35,184
Charlie wrote:
You See - I am anti-drugs, anti-smoking and anti-drinking :D
Dont see the fascination myself. :)
* realises that wasnt very funny or a non-sequiter *
:eek:
How about them siamese twins !!
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:47
#35,185
mrs h wrote:
I would find it pretty peculiar if you were nice. Ever. :p
I am going to the quiz tonight, but I will NOT be getting that drunk ever again. No way no how, not me no sirree bob. Never again. I MEAN it …
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:47
#35,186
Charlie wrote:
:eek: I mean, i KNOW two heads are better than one, but surely you would want the regulation two bodies, four arms and four legs to go with it !! and the ability to walk away from each other !!
I mean damn ! :eek:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:49
#35,187
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I would find it pretty peculiar if you were nice. Ever. :p
Yes Sarah says the same thing.
Quote (author unknown):
I am going to the quiz tonight, but I will NOT be getting that drunk ever again. No way no how, not me no sirree bob. Never again. I MEAN it …
So you don’t fancy a pub crawl when I’m next up then?
@Squall… That’s cool that you don’t do those things. I stopped for quite a few years, but i realised I do enjoy a beer… but luckly i’m a happy drunk and not someone who wants a fight.
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:53
#35,188
Charlie wrote:
My mind took a battering when i had insomnia. I’m still not right.
So i like to be as “with it” as possible :)
:eek:
Lawks a lawdy !! Nearly April already ! I’ll be 30 before too long !! :eeK:
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:56
#35,189
mrs h wrote:
Well I manage quite well. I have been joined to Mr and Mrs A, Misses C, D and E, master F and ‘just a head’ G all my life. It’s only a problem when we all try and go to work, and that’s only because Miss D wants to do VSO and keeps trying to sabotage everything.
Right - I’m off home folks, have fun :)
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:57
#35,190
Charlie wrote:
Waves ?
SEA YA :D
( runs and hides waiting for the bad joke police to come and arrest him, preferably in comedy pink flufy handcuffs - for comedy )
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 16:59
