#35,221
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
I’ve realised that Gav practically disappearing off the WoM occurred at almost exactly the same time as we all stopped believing in him.
Well, I never stopped believing in him.
Wish I had. Now he just sits on my lawn and follows me with his eyes whenever I walk past the window. :(
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 22:32
#35,222
mrs h wrote:
Really?! That’s fantastic!
*gets one of those spiky garter things that Opus Dei wear*
*gets set of rosary beads*
*starts to plan pilgrimage*
*Turns towards d’s house and kneels in prayer.*
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 10:47
#35,223
Divers (Simon) wrote:
All the hangovers merge into one… I would love to say i did something perticulary special to get in that state, but these days it’s not the case:( Nice cakes though, great fondant work;)
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 10:49
#35,224
mrs h wrote:
I hate to tell you this, but those things on 846 are not cakes …
Now pray with me :)
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 10:55
#35,225
caffeinebomb wrote:
Morning all - I’m glad to see that cheap plastic replica GM wannabe thread has got a well deserve ASBO from Rene. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves for hanging out with it!
Anyone for coffee and biscuits?
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:22
#35,226
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Really?! That’s fantastic!
*gets one of those spiky garter things that Opus Dei wear*
*gets set of rosary beads*
*starts to plan pilgrimage*
*Turns towards d’s house and kneels in prayer.*
*curtains twitch*
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:30
#35,227
mrs h wrote:
Can you do me something with amaretto in it please? And fetch a minion to give me a foot massage? Ta :)
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:30
#35,228
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:31
#35,229
caffeinebomb wrote:
Missy - sit - you’ll get some lovely Amaretto once you’ve rubbed Mrs H’s feet.
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:36
#35,230
mrs h wrote:
*looks at d’s fingernails*
I changed my mind :)
*rubs own feet*
And I think I’ll have a caffeinebomb Mr Bomb :) But with amaretto. And a little umbrella thing. And one of those little crispy biscuits :)
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:41
#35,231
caffeinebomb wrote:
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:45
#35,232
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
*looks at d’s fingernails*
I changed my mind :)
*looks at page 846*
Me too.
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:46
#35,233
mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
:) Now you should write ‘amaretto’ on the end and call it an H Bomb. But not in Japan, that would be tactless. I’m not popular over there since the incident with the shellfish and the chemist.
@d :p
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:54
#35,234
caffeinebomb wrote:
I’m too lazy - you do it! Good idea though.
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:57
#35,235
caffeinebomb wrote:
I’m going for lunch - how do I make my sig work as a link? Or is that not a possible thing?
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 13:11
#35,236
mrs h wrote:
I would have thought you write whatever round it but as I can’t get my signature to show at all I’m probably wrong :(
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 13:59
#35,237
mrs h wrote:
Ah Borls.
[ u r l ]
then your site
then [ / u r l ]
But I bet you have tried it anyway.
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 14:03
#35,238
Dennis wrote:
I tried that.
In the words of Monty Python: It don’t work.
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 14:45
#35,239
caffeinebomb wrote:
No, that works fine. Thanks!
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 14:51
#35,240
johnny_knoxville wrote:
“I leave you to the off topic thingy. I can also recommend the “Gracious me” thread, you’ll surely have a great time there. People of all tastes in humour gather there, noone ever got misinterpreted there. Ever. Except maybe in a comedic fashion”-spaceball
So this is were are the aspiring comedians hang out!
Great stuff…
I can mention cock gobblins and not get attacked by hormoanal teens…
I can mention dancing monkies and not get called racist!
…Daddys home!
I’m going to like this thread a lot!
LOVE,
Mr Knoxville xxx
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 23:13
#35,241
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And to think: if you hadn’t been so caught up by the sound of your own voice, you’d have discovered it much sooner.
I expect Smum will be along to take you through your induction first thing in the morning, just as soon as she’s dragged her carcass out of bed. Though why she doesn’t just through the smelly maggot-infested thing away, I don’t know. :(
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 00:56
#35,242
mr self destruct wrote:
^ Letting your post down with that glaring misspelling, d. And yourself :(
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 08:15
#35,243
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:( *cuts off typing hand and throws it away*
*sobs with shame*
*but mostly with pain*
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 11:25
#35,244
Taunty Dan wrote:
you’re lucky that was just your typing hand, d ;)
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 11:47
#35,245
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*realisation dawns*
Oh my god.
*looks aghast at bloody stump*
How am I going to play the bass now?!
*wails*
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 11:52
#35,246
Taunty Dan wrote:
the same way you always do: Badly! :D
Ba dum tshhh!!
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 11:57
#35,247
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
If you were better at the fucking drums, I wouldn’t keep losing time. :mad: And patience. And hair. :(
Oh well, I’m sure it’s not the end of the word. I can probably learn slap… 
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 12:09
#35,248
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: i was meant to be playing drums?? Fuck…i thought it was some kind of accordian or something??
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 12:11
#35,249
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Accordians don’t go Ba dum tshhh!!
*looks at accordian in Dan’s hand*
Um…
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 12:26
#35,250
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Though why she doesn’t just through the smelly maggot-infested thing away, I don’t know. :(
How DARE you suggest such a thing! That’s Mr H you’re talking about! :mad: And if you think for one second that I love him one iota less now then I did when he was alive then I am here to tell you you are very wrong :mad: Throw him away indeed! You are SICK… Mr H and I still have a very healthy relationship in many ways, and what’s more he is your father. Now don’t you ever speak ill of him again. :mad:
We’re going shopping now. :o
*drags Mr H out to the car*
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 13:47
