#39,031
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
@Chr1s - the Donkeys on Blackpool beach don’t get a lunch break - their union traded it for the right to hold up the traffic, shit on the streets and bite a small child every half an hour.
@Marja - entry to Dennisland constitutes a binding magical contract - no escaping it, you “signed” away your right to sue. It’s a bit like Harry Potter, only without a school. Or Wizards. Or The Dark Lord of All Evil.
@Dan - actually I retract that last statement, I didn’t see you in the corner.
@Smum - your eyes look beautful today, have you had them dyed?
@Dennis - Nice shoes, where did you get them and how did you manage to *ahem* clean them.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 15:15
#39,032
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
MonkFish wrote:
(has this Ship actually left shore yet????
Bits of it have.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 15:24 in reply to an earlier post
#39,033
MonkFish (Ruth) wrote:
which bits in particular?? Please enlighten me..!
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 15:42
#39,034
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Mostly the bits that weren’t glued on properly. *glares at Dan*
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 18:58
#39,035
Fordonian wrote:
*Staggers/stumbles/falls/trips-and-runs-at-speed-attempting-to-stay-on-his-feet-but-eventually(rapidly)-falls-face-first-into-the-sand(concrete) past*
Ahoy!!
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 22:58
#39,036
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*looks up from newspaper* Mornin’
Posted on Sat, 24 November 2007 at 12:57
#39,037
mrs h wrote:
Evenin’ :)
Be careful going in and out. Some fool wearing Heysatan’s coat has cemented himself face down in the front path.
Ok Ruth. Gracious Me isn’t just a thread. It’s also a home, a boat, a cocktail, a hangover cure, a book and anything that is convenient at the time, depending on whether it makes any genuine sense in terms of running gags and characters and provided it makes little sense in any other context. But if we try and analyse it to much it will die. Or possibly come after us like Death in Final Destination.
I’ll fetch you some bandages for your knees. And your ankles. And a form to sign in case you have a serious head injury :)
Posted on Sat, 24 November 2007 at 22:36
#39,038
mrs h wrote:
Hanne wrote:
I’m not sure if you guys are getting more nuts by the day or I’ve been away for so long I’m regaining some sanity.
:(
… or maybe Hanne had a point.
Posted on Sat, 24 November 2007 at 22:40 in reply to an earlier post
#39,039
mrs h wrote:
Gracious Me was other stuff as well, but I can’t remember what and I could only find this :S
Posted on Sat, 24 November 2007 at 22:46
#39,040
Fordonian wrote:
Ooooooooh, my face hurts. Anybody have a plaster and maybe some TCP to wash it down with?
d, that papers weeks old, are you still doing the “Kiddies Krossword”? :p
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 11:38
#39,041
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*looks at paper* I didn’t know it had one. I need something to keep the floor clean while I try and glue Gracious Me back together. :(
*gets crayon*
Now, 1 across: ‘First letter of the alphabet’.
…
Jeezlouise, this is hard. :(
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 11:56
#39,042
Taunty Dan wrote:
yes, glue usually is sweetheart. :rolleyes: *rips d’s hands and face from newspaper*
The GM isn’t broken, somebody *glares dennis* forgot to change the batteries.
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 17:49
#39,043
mrs h wrote:
I’m afraid there’s no TCP, HS so you will have to make do with this bottle of Laphroigh, sorry :(
Now let’s get this show on the road!
Dennis, sort out the batteries.
Dan, sort out d.
D, don’t eat your crayons.
There - all better!
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 19:01
#39,044
Fordonian wrote:
Hmmmmm, Laphroigh eh? It’ll have to do I suppose…
*dips plaster in, sucks plaster*
d, I think its “N”
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 20:05
#39,045
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh!
*tongue pokes out of corner of mouth while very neatly colouring inside the lines*
Hmm, and 1 down: ‘The first letter of the alphabet.’ Oh, I’m done!
*runs to put crossword square up on fridge*
Posted on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 21:45
#39,046
deadsetgav wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Morning - it never fails to make me smile when I see that! :)
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 09:02 in reply to an earlier post
#39,047
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 10:41
#39,048
deadsetgav wrote:
I’m just a big girls blouse really! you utter cunt! :p
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 12:15
#39,049
mrs h wrote:
I was all heartwarmed a minute ago and now you’ve both gone and ruined it :(
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 12:22
#39,050
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Hello all!!
Sorry about the speech thingy, and well done to Dennis for standing in for me
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 13:13
#39,051
mrs h wrote:
I’ve been waiting for Dennis to say “My pleasure”, but he’s clearly not going to. I don’t doubt he is expecting you to stand in for all of his posts now…
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 15:38
#39,052
Dennis wrote:
*prods chr1s and points at the scribbled “script” that reads “YES DENNIS, WHAT A SOUND BLOKE YOU ARE, EVERYONE ON THE WOM LOVES YOU WHAT A GUY! YAY!”*
my fucking pleasure :rolleyes:
*tears up script for “Dennis: A WoMble Musical” *
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 15:47
#39,053
mrs h wrote:
What a great idea!
Didn’t we have a musical before? I remember Divers being pissed off because he had to share a trailer with Dan - or was that Brokeback Mountain? I really need to have a chat with Rene about this searchy thing - it would be good if it were possible to just search a thread …
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 16:00
#39,054
marja (sinner) wrote:
i remember that :), but i can’t recall the plot it was based on
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 16:12
#39,055
mrs h wrote:
AHA!!! It started here, but you might have to trawl a few pages if you want to find out what happened…
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 17:10
#39,056
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Hanne wrote:
And caffeinebomb, don’t even try to blame your sick, perverted fetishes on me :mad:
How extraordinarily harsh. That must have been during a month when I wasn’t paying attention.
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 17:21 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 07:06 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,057
mrs h wrote:
I rest my case
Please remember the old :0 image that looked down it’s nose, and imagine it being right here.
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 18:13
#39,058
mrs h wrote:
i’d forgotten this. I really am going to have to get a quote book …
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 18:45
#39,059
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*tears up script for “Dennis: A WoMble Musical” *
Aw, Dennis, I don’t care what everybody else says. I think your ok!!
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 20:00 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 07:07 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,060
Taunty Dan wrote:
Yes but chris you don’t KNOW whate everybody says about him. *writes a list of expletive filed nicknames for Den*
Posted on Mon, 26 November 2007 at 20:52
