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mrs h wrote:
It’s really sad, but I’m glad that you only have good memories of him :)
Posted on Thu, 29 November 2007 at 20:57
#39,152
Dennis wrote:
Good memories are absolutely priceless.
(Especially for someone like me with the memory span of a newly-born goldfish)
Posted on Thu, 29 November 2007 at 23:50
#39,153
Dennis wrote:
Did I ever mention how absolutely atrocious my memory is?
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 12:30
#39,154
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 12:52
#39,155
Dennis wrote:
I have that problem too. I have an atrocious memor…
*decides the dead horse of the joke has been flogged enough now*
Aw fuck it, I’m nothing if not a one-joke town:
I have that problem too. I have an atrocious memory
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 12:59
#39,156
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 13:40
#39,157
Dennis wrote:
Well I hope there isn’t any confusion between us, cos it seems that these days the best way to sort out minor confusions is to offer either 40 lashes or death by firing squad.
I would go for the forty lashes, myself. Throw in the mascara and the eyelash glue too and you may well have yourself a deal.
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 13:45
#39,158
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Something under the floorboards is squeaking…
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 19:17
#39,159
mrs h wrote:
Don’t worry it’s just my new hip. It’s fantastic, though - watch this!!!
*swings leg around through 360 degrees, and fires out laser beams to remove everyone’s facial hair*
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 20:10
#39,160
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Tsk…I was growing that too…
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:01
#39,161
mrs h wrote:
Sorry, about that!! .. I think there’s a box of wigs in Divers room if you can bear to rummage about in it?
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:03
#39,162
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Is that what it is?…I thought he was breeding hedgehogs…
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:05
#39,163
mrs h wrote:
He was, but it all went horribly wrong :(
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:09
#39,164
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:17
#39,165
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
So in actuality it’s a box of dead hedgehogs?…
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:24
#39,166
mrs h wrote:
Well at least they’re not bald! :mad: I’m TRYING to help … Go on, try one on :)
Posted on Fri, 30 November 2007 at 21:44
#39,167
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
mmm…they’re actually quite crunchy…have you got any hot pot to go with it?…
Posted on Sat, 1 December 2007 at 16:22
#39,168
mrs h wrote:
YAY!!! Someone wants me to cook! :D
*rushes off into the kitchen to make a hot pot*
Posted on Sat, 1 December 2007 at 20:40
#39,169
Taunty Dan wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Sorry, about that!! .. I think there’s a box of wigs in Divers room if you can bear to rummage about in it?
:eek: *hears footsteps. Pushes box back under bed and hides in the cupboard.*
Posted on Sat, 1 December 2007 at 21:33 in reply to an earlier post
#39,170
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Hello, Dan. Don’t see you in here so often nowadays. Who’re you hiding from?
Posted on Sat, 1 December 2007 at 22:47
#39,171
Taunty Dan wrote:
*eek* erm…anyone that thinks rifling thru another mans wigbox might be weird…
*wonders what hiding under said wigkeepers bed with on/off lifepartner constitutes as*
Posted on Sun, 2 December 2007 at 14:08
#39,172
mrs h wrote:
*lifts up pink satin valance and peers in*
Cowardice, perhaps? :p
Posted on Sun, 2 December 2007 at 14:42
#39,173
Dennis wrote:
this has nowt to do with anything, but i was in a curry house last night that had a hand-written notice in the gents which said:
“Would customers please be consistent in the amount of toilet paper dispenced”
?!
Mind, this is the place where the menu proudly offers an ice cream traditionally served in a “ceramic bowel”.
Sounds like the kind of stuff we here at GM Enterprises try to foist onto unsuspecting suckers…I mean market to a receptive audience.
Posted on Sun, 2 December 2007 at 19:25
#39,174
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
I always remember the chinese by me used to have ? after the price of everything
was that meant to mean prices were negotiable or summat?
The gents n the pub by me has black walls with loads of random words and phrases written in chalk, I never seem to actually take note of what any of it actually says though.
Posted on Sun, 2 December 2007 at 19:29
#39,175
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I saw a sign in the toilets of a train station that said “Please ensure the bowel is clean after use” hehehe
Posted on Sun, 2 December 2007 at 19:48
#39,176
mrs h wrote:
Right then ladies and gentlemen. It seems that Dan having a new job and the introduction of private messenging to this forum have contributed to people drifting away from GM. For that reason, and with deep regret, it falls upon me to inform you all that I have arranged a public hanging for Private Messenging first thing tomorrow morning. If Gracious Me doesn’t pick up after that then we will also have to hang Dan. Please remember your responsibilities in bringing about the GM Empire. We need to take over the WoM before we can take on Europe and beyond …
Posted on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 15:07
#39,177
Dennis wrote:
I think we can arrange all that. PM me and we’ll sort it out
Posted on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 15:17
#39,178
caffeinebomb wrote:
I vote that we hang Dan anyway.
Posted on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 16:01
#39,179
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
I second that motion - please GOD someone put me out of my misery!
Posted on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 16:04
#39,180
mrs h wrote:
You are not being at all kind. And anyway i’ve looked into it and it seems that no-one has yet invented a rope of sufficient strength. So we will just have to hope that GM picks up a bit, or we will have to put him on a diet and then hang him, which I consider to be inhumane …
Posted on Mon, 3 December 2007 at 16:18
